*~Maid's Great Bionic Adventure~*

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Maid...

Red...

*eyeing the guys up and down and down again* Yep... Most of the hotties are here all right. Maybe I can send a list to Santa?

Oooh... wouldn't it be neat if I could light myself up like a Christmas tree -- sorta chakra like? Blinking or even chasing lights would be VERY cool.

I have lots of Christmas Lights!!!

I'll bring them to you and we'll decorate the town and gather some Hotties with us..

 

[sharingfantasies]

Well I am glad you are home safe and sound

Now about new hobbies.. hmmm checkers in the park, basket weaving, no welding but how about stained glass? um.. maybe you can pogo stick, that mostly takes legs. What about rollerblade skating or ice skating? although you should be careful if you fall.

umm what about deepsea diving? in one of those outfits with the fishbowl helmets, can't barely move in those things.

hmm knitting scarves for all those hotties that are coming to visit you?

Do you have to be careful around microwave ovens also? Cuz that means you can't work the snack stand at the Little League games.

I know.. I got it.. just lie back against some huge pillows and let the hotties feed you grapes and wave a big palm frond over your head.. now as a hobby THAT has possibilities

Welcome home hugs

 

[LustfulOne50]

Nothing ever goes smoothly...

I arrived at the hospital at six ayem and went to the first floor as I had been directed the day before. Ever wander around an empty hospital? The experience is quite other-worldly. Even the machines are quiet.

I know I was in the right place. D elevators. 1st Floor. Catheterization. Uh huh. Only know one else seemed to know I was coming.

I finally found someone in a tiny room about a mile in, but I was in the Neurology Department by then. They said they'd help... Uh huh. Well, they tried. They phoned Catheterization but got no reply and decided to walk me up to the 2d floor where outpatient day ops go but they said I was in the wrong place. No kidding.

Six more phone calls got a reply in Catheterization and I walked back down to the first floor and did another half mile. I was so hoping they'd just send my butt home by this time, you have no idea.

Okay, so now I'm where I should be and almost an hour late for having taken the time to exercise along the way. Good thing the procedure wasn't scheduled til eight ayem, right? *nods* (I still say they should have sent my butt home.)

The rest of the pre-op stuff was "normal" except that my drip thingie broke and they couldn't find a new one... then they were pushing some antibiotic in by hand even while they were taking me to the OR.

I didn't get to choose my music, but it was Classic Rock and they asked me if I liked the selections they had chosen midway through sometime. It was Zeppelin then. One of my faves "Kashmir". They couldn't have chosen better, though I had expected something more "techno".

When they uncovered my face, the lights were blinding and I immediately spilled all the top secret info I had been keeping to myself for so many years with just a bit of gentle prodding. (I'm such a wuss).

I made it safely to a room with a sling on to remind me not to use that arm... Of course it meant nothing to me. I kept lifting it to adjust the sling.

Well... The upshot is that I am fully battery operated and my voice now sounds like CAPCOM. I understand that I may hear tones if the device goes off... Wondering if they will sound anything like NASA at liftoff but hoping more like a male voice after dialing 976-STUD.

There was some bad news, though. I have to give up arc welding and I can't do car repairs -- no leaning over a running engine, dontcha know. My cheerleading career is on hold as I can't do cartwheels or shake my pompoms for at least a month. (The team will be SO disappointed.) Oh... and BINGO. I can't go and use those magnetic bingo wands anymore.

My life is ruined. Just ruined. *sighs*

Truth, the defibrillator is in and everything's cool. I declined pain meds as it wasn't anything I couldn't handle, though the doc was a bit surprised. Now if only they would have added an automated coffeemaker to the deal, I'd be in heaven.

Home again and settling in. *kisses to everyone who needs them*

~Maid

All in al it sound like a normal day...LOL..Sorry to hear though you have to give up such aspiring career in arc welding and you were doing so well and the top of you profession …Kisses you

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Maid.. and Blue....

oh
a Boytoy?
I never thought of being one of those before
hugsssssssssss
Blue

I'm sure this gentleman would make an excellent Boy Toy...

 

[AntonioG]

Hey WoW, I'm glad to hear everything works and you are back home. I was trying to figure out who else I could talk to at 1 in the morning. *Big ginormous monster hugs*

 

[Blue Dolphin]

I'm sure this gentleman would make an excellent Boy Toy...

Bows to the lovely Red
Why thank you ma`am
I am honored

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Those power plant tours we had planned are out of the question now, too, Lusty. And you'll have to fix your own vehicle from now on also. I do apologize. *sighs sadly*

 

[Maid of Marvels]

*Big BATTERY-POWERED ginormous monster hugs* back at you, AntonioG. Thanks for caring.

 

[Lady_Kit]

Kisses and well wishes to ya Maid.

Battery operated maids are not bad things, some of my favorite fantasies have involved battery operated toys and maids and...

...um...well, I suppose it isn't really the same thing after all is it.

Nevermind.

 

[biggbear8]

Nothing ever goes smoothly...

I arrived at the hospital at six ayem and went to the first floor as I had been directed the day before. Ever wander around an empty hospital? The experience is quite other-worldly. Even the machines are quiet.

I know I was in the right place. D elevators. 1st Floor. Catheterization. Uh huh. Only know one else seemed to know I was coming.

I finally found someone in a tiny room about a mile in, but I was in the Neurology Department by then. They said they'd help... Uh huh. Well, they tried. They phoned Catheterization but got no reply and decided to walk me up to the 2d floor where outpatient day ops go but they said I was in the wrong place. No kidding.

Six more phone calls got a reply in Catheterization and I walked back down to the first floor and did another half mile. I was so hoping they'd just send my butt home by this time, you have no idea.

Okay, so now I'm where I should be and almost an hour late for having taken the time to exercise along the way. Good thing the procedure wasn't scheduled til eight ayem, right? *nods* (I still say they should have sent my butt home.)

The rest of the pre-op stuff was "normal" except that my drip thingie broke and they couldn't find a new one... then they were pushing some antibiotic in by hand even while they were taking me to the OR.

I didn't get to choose my music, but it was Classic Rock and they asked me if I liked the selections they had chosen midway through sometime. It was Zeppelin then. One of my faves "Kashmir". They couldn't have chosen better, though I had expected something more "techno".

When they uncovered my face, the lights were blinding and I immediately spilled all the top secret info I had been keeping to myself for so many years with just a bit of gentle prodding. (I'm such a wuss).

I made it safely to a room with a sling on to remind me not to use that arm... Of course it meant nothing to me. I kept lifting it to adjust the sling.

Well... The upshot is that I am fully battery operated and my voice now sounds like CAPCOM. I understand that I may hear tones if the device goes off... Wondering if they will sound anything like NASA at liftoff but hoping more like a male voice after dialing 976-STUD.

There was some bad news, though. I have to give up arc welding and I can't do car repairs -- no leaning over a running engine, dontcha know. My cheerleading career is on hold as I can't do cartwheels or shake my pompoms for at least a month. (The team will be SO disappointed.) Oh... and BINGO. I can't go and use those magnetic bingo wands anymore.

My life is ruined. Just ruined. *sighs*

Truth, the defibrillator is in and everything's cool. I declined pain meds as it wasn't anything I couldn't handle, though the doc was a bit surprised. Now if only they would have added an automated coffeemaker to the deal, I'd be in heaven.

Home again and settling in. *kisses to everyone who needs them*

~Maid

Hi Maid I am so happpy that you are home safe and wired for sound lol I have been through that be there at 530 am and someone well get you hehehe yea right three hours after Ive been sitting there. but I happy all is well and I hope that things well get better for you. ohhh yea and stay away from micro wave ovens lol

I talked to one of my drs and I was told that would not work for me because my heart weakness is caused by a different problem.

hugs and kisses hon and please take care love BEAR

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Bear Hugs

Microwaves are one of the few things that won't interfere. But really considering going to a lot of places with security checkpoints just for those manual searches. *swoon*

You take good care of you, also... and looking forward to reading more of your lovely and thought provoking work.

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Kisses and well wishes to ya Maid.

Battery operated maids are not bad things, some of my favorite fantasies have involved battery operated toys and maids and...

...um...well, I suppose it isn't really the same thing after all is it.

Nevermind.

And who says it's not?

Hoping all is going well with you also, Lady dear. *hugs*

 

[LustfulOne50]

Those power plant tours we had planned are out of the question now, too, Lusty. And you'll have to fix your own vehicle from now on also. I do apologize. *sighs sadly*

LOL...yeppy darn and you are such a grease monkey to..I guess you'll to keep youself busy while I half way under the car..sweetheart...kiss...LOL..

 

[LustfulOne50]

Kisses and well wishes to ya Maid.

Battery operated maids are not bad things, some of my favorite fantasies have involved battery operated toys and maids and...

...um...well, I suppose it isn't really the same thing after all is it.

Nevermind.

LOL..I was just thinking, Maid is like that ever ready bunny now..Lordy..she has a good charge..she wore me out..LOL...Kisses hun

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Maid...

And who says it's not?

Hoping all is going well with you also, Lady dear. *hugs*

Maid.. speaking of batteries....hmmmmmm


A dildo is better --at least then a woman can decide where it is placed.

They should only get better, unless, as I suspect, the makers are men and they secretly hate us.

You won't ever have to give this line: I would rather eat my own shit then have to play ... up your ass?!

You need it and he needed it then but u weren't there, then you find out, its better than him.

The age thing, make-up thing, out-of-shape thing, the not today I have a headache thing.. (it won't mind), etc.....

Today was much better. Got to sleep in and when I woke up I got to pretend

Bring a dildo and show everybody what you can do with it.

I don't know if dildos are better but they are certainly quicker (then some).

First they sent a man into space. Then they announced they'd created a dildo!

Women buy dildo‘s and don‘t have relationships with men.

And....... Alot better then you expected.

Now relax and repeat 10 time