Make me a sandwhich.

[adrina]

Whatever.

This could carry on all day... but, eh, this is making me feel like I need a shower.

I gracefully bow out and leave you to your machinations.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Whatever.

This could carry on all day... but, eh, this is making me feel like I need a shower.

I gracefully bow out and leave you to your machinations.

Well proper hygene does increase one's self worth right?

 

[Adre]

You're walls are too high. I can't throw a sandwhich over.

Get the "h" outta here.

 

[Snugbug]

Go make me a sammich.

I'll make you a sammich any day

 

[yossi]

.....

 

[Rightguide]

I'll make you a sammich any day

I think Adre is handling her taco.

 

[Libsam]

I live in southern USA.

A few years ago Bill Burr did a comedy show here, and he did this "get in the kitchen and make me a sammich, woman" bit, it fell flat, no one was laughing, because southern women pride themselves on being the best cooks in the world and making the best fucking sandwich any man has ever eaten.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Make me a sandwhich.

When said by a woman it's considered 'being cute'.

When said by a man it's being oppressive.

When requested of a genie who has just emerged from a magic lamp, it's almost certain to be a tragic linguistic error.

https://st.depositphotos.com/2208206/2298/v/950/depositphotos_22981004-stock-illustration-magic-genie.jpg

 

[Matthew Craig]

When requested of a genie who has just emerged from a magic lamp, it's almost certain to be a tragic linguistic error.

https://st.depositphotos.com/2208206/2298/v/950/depositphotos_22981004-stock-illustration-magic-genie.jpg

Yep no doubt.

 

[Hypoxia]

When requested of a genie who has just emerged from a magic lamp, it's almost certain to be a tragic linguistic error.

Right along with mistakenly obtaining a 12-inch pianist.

 

[Cashern]

Pfffft.

Get a catapult.

Catapult's are for posers, however with this Trebuchet, I'll get this sammich and ten others over that there wall no problem.

 

[Que]

Witch kind?

 

[jezzilee]

Screw the sandwich, I want a steak!

 

[Que]

Screw the sandwich, I want a steak!

You'd settle for jerky. . .

 

[Cashern]

Screw the sandwich, I want a steak!

I ain't flinging no steak over the wall. If you want a steak you're gonna have to walk that fine ass over here across the drawbridge and the moat and get it.

Now how you want that done.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Beat me to it.

I was going to say, add the word please and it works for either side.

Then again, this looks like a baiting thread by a butt hurt man so the OP isn't really looking for that answer

You've certainly got a very, very promising future.

Passive agressive.

Tip of the iceberg.


https://media.giphy.com/media/AGFelDQ33Djzy/giphy.gif @ "gracefully"

 

[EternalFantasies]

When said by a woman it's considered 'being cute'.

When said by a man it's being oppressive.

I'm sure you know, you sometimes don't even have to request one, in any way..

Most of my exes had the same behaviour about that, and even when I went with one where she was all about feminism (as was I), activism, etc. she eventually entirely on her own became like my others...

They get ticked off often if I do my own, and just keep timing the right moment to bring one and feel a joy making a little chef d'oeuvre and bring it with a smile and a glare in the eyes; with some mascara.


Hey... so I took the hint.

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-02/4/11/enhanced/webdr07/anigif_enhanced-27929-1423067677-2.gif

 

[Izadora]

When said by a woman it's considered 'being cute'.

When said by a man it's being oppressive.

Why can't you just take turns making sandwiches? I've not heard anyone talk to another person like that, male or female. You guys must know some awful people.

 

[Hypoxia]

OP: Okay, you are now a sandwich. Have fun.

Meanwhile, I recall a classic 2-part graffiti, seen on a minor Hollywood eatery's mens-room wall:

MY MOTHER MADE ME A HOMOSEXUAL

If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?​

OP: I couldn't do a shit sandwich. Hope you like Nutella.

 

[butters]

Catapult's are for posers, however with this Trebuchet, I'll get this sammich and ten others over that there wall no problem.

*watches for dragons*

 

[sweepthefloor]

let's be honest

it all depends on the sexual satisfaction.

if the girl is gives the head of day dreams and then asks for a sandwich, it is cute.

if the guy gives the the fuck of good nightmares and then asks for a sandwich, it is sustenance for the future.

 

[Hypoxia]

I wonder.

If I say, "Make me an ice-cream sandwich" will I be thrown in a freezer?
Would you make a vinyl blow-up sandwich for an inflatable sex doll?
If I say, "Make me a Sand Witch" will I have to buy a new dress?
Would a sex sandwich shop offer FMF and MFM specialties?
Would you rather have a sandwich or your lost youth?
Which came first, the jelly roll or the sandwich?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Perhaps glynndah could grant your wish.

"I grant your wish," she might say.
"I have made you a sandwich!"

Are you trying to commit suicide by Cannibalism ?

I am not sure someone would want to eat a sandwich that screams when you take a bite.

(Personally, I would play it safe, and word it this way- "Please make a sandwich for me ?")

 

[Cashern]

*watches for dragons*

Don't worry here there is only one dragon If you know what I mean.

However, I've heard there are goblins in a nearbye cave that need slaying, its dangerous to go alone, take this. *Hands over sword*

Perhaps glynndah could grant your wish.

"I grant your wish," she might say.
"I have made you a sandwich!"

Are you trying to commit suicide by Cannibalism ?

I am not sure someone would want to eat a sandwich that screams when you take a bite.

(Personally, I would play it safe, and word it this way- "Please make a sandwich for me ?")

Grammar. The difference between:

"Let's eat Grandma!"

and

"Lets eat, Grandma!"

It matters, after all the is in the details. Sometimes it works for you, and others against.

 

[Que]

it all depends on the sexual satisfaction.

if the girl is gives the head of day dreams and then asks for a sandwich, it is cute.

if the guy gives the the fuck of good nightmares and then asks for a sandwich, it is sustenance for the future.

Having crossed off several unlikely bucket list items, I have been less enthusiastic about pursuing what promises to be less than, in comparison.

Giving the "fuck of good nightmares" does seem a worthy aspiration. Adding it to the list. . .