Make me dirty

[Bamagan]

Thanks to sloppy pronunciation, my true love brought me seven swains a-swimming on the seventh day of Christmas; I fucked two immediately and put golden rings on the rest to keep them stiff while I recovered.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

When she accepted his offer of a golden shower, she was thinking more of Danaë than Manneken Pis.

 

[intim8]

When she accepted his offer of a golden shower, she was thinking more of Danaë than Manneken Pis.

"Hey, that dere's mah daughter. Get offer! You wanna get an ass full of buckshot?"

 

[Tio_Narratore]

"Hey, that dere's mah daughter. Get offer! You wanna get an ass full of buckshot?"

Whenever his hips would buck, shot after shot of jism would fly across her belly.

 

[MargotPayge]

She continued stroking, surprised to see how much Buck shot, (Cheating? I don't care.) - crap I was too late. But it is the same idea as Tio's.

 

[nerdboy1000]

Whenever he came, he thought of that long, hot, summer with his distant cousin.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

As a general rule: the more distant the lover, the more passionate the reunion. We didn’t even make it out of baggage claim.

(Remember, the challenge is to write something that sounds dirty entirely by implication or innuendo. Using words like “fuck” or cum” is a cop-out.)

 

[intim8]

He was a world-weary man loaded with baggage; she was the carousel.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

He was so cheap that when he went to the bar for a pick-up, he looked for a girl who was already loaded so he wouldn't have to buy too many drinks.