Male masturbation position

Exibvoy

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I was just wondering if many guys enjoy masturbating in a standing position. I usually am sitting or laying back, because i am usually reading erotic stories, watching porn, or chatting when masturbating, but I find standing can be erotic, by watching your cum shoot out and fall to the floor. What do you think?
 
I don't do it often, but I occasionally put pillows on the bathroom vanity and grind on them while watching in the mirror. It's quite erotic, watching the swollen head turn darker and darker as I approach orgasm. I also watch my face.
 
Yes, standing has been enjoyable. Ive done this outside in my garden. At night, so its all nice a private. Being naked outside is erotic. Slightly cold air feels great and just cumming on the ground has been good.

My other recent experience has been floating on my back in the sea. Early in the morning so again all private. It needed a bit of work to get the blood pumping, but the it was a very free, senuous orgasm.
 
I like doing it standing every now and then but I usually blow my load in the sink instead of on the floor because cleanup is a little easier.
 
I prefer being laid back and relaxed in my recliner. With a bottle of Lube Life and the gadget that holds my phone up so I can see it and be hands free (well kind of . You understand)
 
I often do it standing when I'm outdoors, in the garden or hiking. It used to be common back in the pagan era for men to cum onto their seedlings to add its magic to their crops, or so I've been told.
 
The majority of the time standing, in the shower. On occasion plumping a couple of pillows up and humping them. Does that count?😉
 
Yes I love to masturbate standing up...in the shower, out of doors, or in front of the mirror watching myself. And I ove the feeling of my knees sagging as I ejaculate, and the sight of my semen splashing onto the floor or ground...
 
I often stood near the toilet for privacy, but it was never very inspiring. The shower can be fun, but it's been a while.

More often than not, I'm relaxed on the couch with porn on my laptop.
 
I was just wondering if many guys enjoy masturbating in a standing position. I usually am sitting or laying back, because i am usually reading erotic stories, watching porn, or chatting when masturbating, but I find standing can be erotic, by watching your cum shoot out and fall to the floor. What do you think?
I am usually seated or stretched out. I do squatting too. I like the strain. Never standing unless there are others involved. The standing or pinned against a wall m
 
Yes, standing has been enjoyable. Ive done this outside in my garden. At night, so its all nice a private. Being naked outside is erotic. Slightly cold air feels great and just cumming on the ground has been good.

My other recent experience has been floating on my back in the sea. Early in the morning so again all private. It needed a bit of work to get the blood pumping, but the it was a very free, senuous orgasm.
my subdivision is quiet at night. May just sit on the front porch in the Adirondack chair. Release one.

I take the trash out to the street naked every week.
 
I get on the floor and do one handed pushups using the free hand to stroke myself. It’s an efficient use of time, allowing me to get a workout in and get my rocks off at the same time. I gave a TED talk on it. Subscribe to my podcast for more health tips.
 
Yes, standing has been enjoyable. Ive done this outside in my garden. At night, so its all nice a private. Being naked outside is erotic. Slightly cold air feels great and just cumming on the ground has been good.

My other recent experience has been floating on my back in the sea. Early in the morning so again all private. It needed a bit of work to get the blood pumping, but the it was a very free, senuous orgasm.
Yeah standing. I’ve done it many times standing in door of the tractor. Baling hay get to thinking about an old girl friend. Had to stop and shoot a load
 
I had a guy friend who would only stand by the toilet so he wouldn’t make a mess. Mind you, I never watched. So I don’t know the logistics of that.

Had a BF who couldn’t cum while standing.
 
One time, and I mean only once, my wife came into the bathroom while I was showering. We have a glass shower door. She was in a towel doing her hair. She kept looking at me so I started grabbing my junk kind of joking. She finally turned fully towards me and said “are you going to stroke it for me or what?”
“You really want to watch that?”
“Yes, I do.”
Ok…I start stroking myself standing there. She’s now stopped everything and is just watching. Staring at me. I’m getting harder. So I tell her “let me see your boobs.”
Without a word, she drops her towel down to her waist so her boobs are free. I’m staring at her boobs while stroking standing behind the shower glass and she’s staring at my hands groping my balls and stroking my hardness. I start talking dirty to her. She looks like she’s in a trance, just staring. It’s so hot.
“You like watching me stroke this thick dick for you? You want to watch me cum, don’t you? I’m going to cum all over this glass door. It’s so hot when you stare at my cock. Uggghhhhh” and I shot a big load all over the glass and dripping down my hand. She got excited. “Whoa! That was a big one!”
She snapped out of her trance and pulled her towel back up.
“That was fun.”
Yes it was.
And she walked out to get ready and I cleaned up. Fun times. Hasn’t happened again. 🤷‍♂️
 
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