Mark your calendars: February 17th

[RobDownSouth]

Some random tarot card reader with a fairly good record for predictions said she had a vision today that President Donald Trump would shuffle off the mortal coil very soon, specifically on February 17th, 2026. Said it was the strongest premonition she's ever had in her life.

Just putting this prediction out here on Lit so we can laugh at it when it fails to happen.

Right?

 

[Saint_Ann]

Some random tarot card reader with a fairly good record for predictions said she had a vision today that President Donald Trump would shuffle off the mortal coil very soon, specifically on February 17th, 2026. Said it was the strongest premonition she's ever had in her life.

Just putting this prediction out here on Lit so we can laugh at it when it fails to happen.

Right?

If I say it's not feb.17, do I win?

 

[DeluxAuto]

Some random tarot card reader with a fairly good record for predictions said she had a vision today that President Donald Trump would shuffle off the mortal coil very soon, specifically on February 17th, 2026. Said it was the strongest premonition she's ever had in her life.

Just putting this prediction out here on Lit so we can laugh at it when it fails to happen.

Right?

Don't threaten me with a good time!

 

[nowisthetime]

Don't threaten me with a good time!

People will be dancing in the streets around the world!

 

[Holy_Seduction]

random tarot card reader …

… has as much insight as anyone else currently whispering in Genghis Don’s ear . . .

 

[Saint_Ann]

You people are funny.

 

[Lazaran]

Some random tarot card reader with a fairly good record for predictions said she had a vision today that President Donald Trump would shuffle off the mortal coil very soon, specifically on February 17th, 2026. Said it was the strongest premonition she's ever had in her life.

Just putting this prediction out here on Lit so we can laugh at it when it fails to happen.

Right?

It could happen multiple ways:

Chronic health issue.

J.D. and the tech bros making a mafia style succession move.

Some rando with a grudge.

Any number of foreign nations / entities settling a score.

Or maybe Putin just decides DonOld has served his usefulness as a living Manchuria candidate and would be more useful as a dead MAGA "martyr”.

And then there’s always an act of god…


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It will be funny, if it happens, watching Melania do the ultimate dry-eyed widow routine, as any number of right wing scumbags angle to get into her good graces (and her pantries) so they can corner the market on the MAGA grift.

And imagine the internecine drama within the immediate Trump "family".



Baron as Hamlet???

 

[Wilson23]

NOT looking forward to the Vance Administration!

 

[Saint_Ann]

NOT looking forward to the Vance Administration!

And he's young.

 

[RobDownSouth]

It's worth remembering that in 1956, a then-little-known psychic name Jeane Dixon predicted JFK would win the 1960 election and be assassinated prior to the end of his first term. She did this in the Sunday Parade magazine that used to be a Sunday insert into daily newspapers. She parlayed this monstrous "true" prediction into a career as "America's psychic".

(Side note: she made about 400 "bold predictions" back in 1956, only the JFK ones came true...but hey, it was a big one!)

Eerie: I went to check exactly when she made this prediction and found she died on this day (January 25) in 1997.

 

[Wilson23]

And he's young.

And already senile -- it's weird!

 

[Saint_Ann]

Starting to smell like a circlejerk thread.

 

[LeahWill]

Starting to smell like a circlejerk thread.

Usually does when you have had twice as many posts in it as anybody else.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Usually does when you have had twice as many posts in it as anybody else.

Notice how he always finds the "circle jerk" threads? Is it even a circle jerk thread until this idiot shows up?

 

[LeahWill]

Notice how he always finds the "circle jerk" threads? Is it even a circle jerk thread until this idiot shows up?

Like a bewildered, broken eggshell looking at a new born chicken and wondering where the hell that came from...

 

[Iluv17]

The 17th huh? Hmmmm , i guess we shall wait and see! Very interesting date!

 

[LLCox]

Some random tarot card reader with a fairly good record for predictions said she had a vision today that President Donald Trump would shuffle off the mortal coil very soon, specifically on February 17th, 2026. Said it was the strongest premonition she's ever had in her life.

The replacement is no better.

 

[siobhancan99]

For everyone celebrating, just remember that means 3 more years of calling JD Vance "Mr. President" than would happen if he lived.

 

[Iluv17]

For everyone celebrating, just remember that means 3 more years of calling JD Vance "Mr. President" than would happen if he lived.

Im willing to bet you, any amount.of money , Vance wont ever be our president! Thats a promise!

 

[RobDownSouth]

For everyone celebrating, just remember that means 3 more years of calling JD Vance "Mr. President" than would happen if he lived.

Yes, and ?

 

[siobhancan99]

Yes, and ?

It's going to be better than Trump? If the economy is ok in 28, trump can't be president again. Vance has to go through a bruising primary and probably doesn't become president.

If the economy is ok in 28 "President Vance" can be president for four more years for a total of seven.

 

[RobDownSouth]

It's going to be better than Trump? If the economy is ok in 28, trump can't be president again. Vance has to go through a bruising primary and probably doesn't become president.

If the economy is ok in 28 "President Vance" can be president for four more years for a total of seven.

Anything is better than Trump. America will be in much better shape once Trump is dead.

The economy will have at best a retreat, at worst a crash, when (not "if") the AI bubble bursts. Crypto will likely make a bad thing worse.

J.D. Vance is deeply unpopular, he may be slightly less toxic than Trump but Republicans in Congress will not prostrate and grovel before him like they do with Orange Hitler.

Vance is called the "cosplay politician" for a reason. He's simply a figurehead put in place by the billionaire tech bros, specifically Peter Thiel.

Vance cannot win a national election even if the economy booms which it most certainly will not.

Trump by most optimistic guesses will be dead before the midterms, and the House will definitely swing hard back to the Democratic party. If the Republicans manage to keep the Senate it will be gridlock.

Vance lacks the gravitas to convince the MAGA sheep that his Executive Orders are mandates from God.

I seriously doubt he'll even be the 2028 Republican nominee.

 

[Hel_Books]

It's worth remembering that in 1956, a then-little-known psychic name Jeane Dixon predicted JFK would win the 1960 election and be assassinated prior to the end of his first term. She did this in the Sunday Parade magazine that used to be a Sunday insert into daily newspapers. She parlayed this monstrous "true" prediction into a career as "America's psychic".

(Side note: she made about 400 "bold predictions" back in 1956, only the JFK ones came true...but hey, it was a big one!)

Eerie: I went to check exactly when she made this prediction and found she died on this day (January 25) in 1997.

She also predicted that US President Richard Nixon would survive the Watergate scandal and make a comeback, that Russia would be the first country to put a man on the moon, that China would start World War III in 1958, and that the Vietnam War would end in 1966.

 

[butters]

my regret, should he die then, is that he was able to escape being held accountable for all his crimes

 

[nowisthetime]

"Some men improve the world only by leaving it"-Oscar Wilde

Even some despots in history didn't exhibit such disgusting depraved behavior like this buffoon.