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Everyone's invited :D I'm running out for dips and chips, so will be back later and it's never too early for beer...:devil:
 
PixelPrincess said:
Am I invited too??? I want he egg beater!! :D
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sure, absolutely, lets get you lubed up......ok good you're not wearing panties....now spread your legs, this won't hurt a bit, remember I am a professional......*holds up the eggbeater with obvious excitement waving in the wind, turns the crank a few times.....
 
Mrtenant said:
sure, absolutely, lets get you lubed up......ok good you're not wearing panties....now spread your legs, this won't hurt a bit, remember I am a professional......*holds up the eggbeater with obvious excitement waving in the wind, turns the crank a few times.....
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I'm next!!
 
1sweetlover said:
I'm next!!
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I did you before the Princess? More?? Greedy today aren't ya? From behind this time? Oh very well, drops my pants again, spreads you legs, lining up behind you, starts cranking the eggbeater. quick get on the phone, call someone before we finish.....:devil:
 
Mrtenant said:
I did you before the Princess? More?? Greedy today aren't ya? From behind this time? Oh very well, drops my pants again, spreads you legs, lining up behind you, starts cranking the eggbeater. quick get on the phone, call someone before we finish.....:devil:
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Yes...I am greedy!!
 
OMG!!! I nip down the road to get some booze and nibbles and look what happens!?!...Put your clothes back on...(you could at least pretend to be drunk before getting low down and dirty!!!!!!).....:D:D:D
 
EnglishEm said:
OMG!!! I nip down the road to get some booze and nibbles and look what happens!?!...Put your clothes back on...(you could at least pretend to be drunk before getting low down and dirty!!!!!!).....:D:D:D
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ummmmmm, your turn :rolleyes: :kiss: hi honey, we're out of lube too....but you never needed any.....;):kiss:
 
Mrtenant said:
ummmmmm, your turn :rolleyes: :kiss: hi honey, we're out of lube too....but you never needed any.....;):kiss:
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You cheeky bugger! How do you know I don't need any lube!!!

And you're not bringing that egg beater anywhere near me...I need a trim, but I don't want them plucked out thank you very much!...(ouch)!!!
 
EnglishEm said:
You cheeky bugger! How do you know I don't need any lube!!!

And you're not bringing that egg beater anywhere near me...I need a trim, but I don't want them plucked out thank you very much!...(ouch)!!!
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its an eggbeater sweetheart, the bushwhackers still in the garage, now lets see if we can work this in, ...dammit honey, you know I hate it when you wear panties, now get rid of them....:D
 
Dan638 said:
Or sure, you all get naughty when I have to go to work...:D:D
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It wasn't me Dan, I didn't start it....She did...*shoves sweet forward and stands looking all innocent...holding a six pack behind my back*...

Mrtenant said:
its an eggbeater sweetheart, the bushwhackers still in the garage, now lets see if we can work this in, ...dammit honey, you know I hate it when you wear panties, now get rid of them....:D
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Bushwacker...BUSHWACKER :eek::eek::eek:

How very DARE you!?!...I'll have you know, I shave every year, whether I need to or not...
 
EnglishEm said:
It wasn't me Dan, I didn't start it....She did...*shoves sweet forward and stands looking all innocent...holding a six pack behind my back*...



Bushwacker...BUSHWACKER :eek::eek::eek:

How very DARE you!?!...I'll have you know, I shave every year, whether I need to or not...
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well so do I but I'm not afraid of a little bushwhacking every now and then, now quit fussing, you're upsetting the guests, ummmm on second thought, ;) I like the way your boobs shake when you're upset.....the dog messed on the carpet again....watching Em's boobs in fascination....:heart:
 
EnglishEm said:
It wasn't me Dan, I didn't start it....She did...*shoves sweet forward and stands looking all innocent...holding a six pack behind my back*...



Bushwacker...BUSHWACKER :eek::eek::eek:

How very DARE you!?!...I'll have you know, I shave every year, whether I need to or not...
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I didn't start it!! He is the one that brought the eggbeater!! You've never had an experience until you've had an eggbeater!!
 
EnglishEm said:
Everyone's invited :D I'm running out for dips and chips, so will be back later and it's never too early for beer...:devil:
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Just dont forget.. its always 5:00 somewhere.. and even if it isnt.. Im fine with reseting my watch to 5;00! its BEER time.. how about some wings and pizza too??!! :cool:
 
Sun Tan Guy said:
Just dont forget.. its always 5:00 somewhere.. and even if it isnt.. Im fine with reseting my watch to 5;00! its BEER time.. how about some wings and pizza too??!! :cool:
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Ooh yes, the more the merrier! I like pizza! Can we have one with lots of meat...;) (everytime I see your AV I want to swat your bottom with a towel lol!)
 
EnglishEm said:
Ooh yes, the more the merrier! I like pizza! Can we have one with lots of meat...;) (everytime I see your AV I want to swat your bottom with a towel lol!)
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Well if there isnt enough meat, Im sure I will look around for something for you to nibble on..

Oh yea. as far as my bottom.. you have to catch me first.. if you do.. Im sure you can do what ever your lil heart pleases.. :devil:
 
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