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Well, if you have suggestions on how to accomplish that (aside from becoming a porn star, which i cannot do, due the the fact that I don't piss next to nuclear powerplants and have an average sized penis :p ) feel free to let me know, m'dear...I don't have much cash at the moment, being unemployed, so I go for the one i feel i CAN accomplish at the moment. *laughs*


~Wyld

i admit its a lot easier for a chick to do...but it is a TOTAL turnon for me!
 
i admit its a lot easier for a chick to do...but it is a TOTAL turnon for me!

*chuckles* Well, one of the perks you ladies have over us guys, I guess. It's cool, though...at least we can...ummm....hmmm...let me think....what kinds of perks do us guys have....ummm....write our name in the snow while peeing?

Damn, we kinda got hosed, didn't we, guys? *laughs*


~Wyld
 
*chuckles* Well, one of the perks you ladies have over us guys, I guess. It's cool, though...at least we can...ummm....hmmm...let me think....what kinds of perks do us guys have....ummm....write our name in the snow while peeing?

Damn, we kinda got hosed, didn't we, guys? *laughs*


~Wyld

how about...you get to have chicks like me who love to spend forever sucking and worshipping your cock. :)
 
some times you just have to slide that hand up the back of her skirt and give the ass a nice smack or pinch Just to let her know your there
 
*chuckles* Well, one of the perks you ladies have over us guys, I guess. It's cool, though...at least we can...ummm....hmmm...let me think....what kinds of perks do us guys have....ummm....write our name in the snow while peeing?

Damn, we kinda got hosed, didn't we, guys? *laughs*


~Wyld

C'mon Wyld STAND UP proudly for us (married) men here! We can do WAY more than write our names in snow (European names could test the limits of this huge advantage though unless the artist has great bladder capacity). There's also ... um .... peeing standing up ... being able to compare tackle at the urinal ... peeing against a tree trunk (or up a wall) ... peeing without removing any item of clothing ....

(I see a worrying trend here .. all urinary functions!). Of course some of these CAN be done by women after a fashion albeit not with much dignity or elegance (not that we necessarily have that going for us every time either).
 
C'mon Wyld STAND UP proudly for us (married) men here! We can do WAY more than write our names in snow (European names could test the limits of this huge advantage though unless the artist has great bladder capacity). There's also ... um .... peeing standing up ... being able to compare tackle at the urinal ... peeing against a tree trunk (or up a wall) ... peeing without removing any item of clothing ....

(I see a worrying trend here .. all urinary functions!). Of course some of these CAN be done by women after a fashion albeit not with much dignity or elegance (not that we necessarily have that going for us every time either).

Hysterical!!
 
C'mon Wyld STAND UP proudly for us (married) men here! We can do WAY more than write our names in snow (European names could test the limits of this huge advantage though unless the artist has great bladder capacity). There's also ... um .... peeing standing up ... being able to compare tackle at the urinal ... peeing against a tree trunk (or up a wall) ... peeing without removing any item of clothing ....

(I see a worrying trend here .. all urinary functions!). Of course some of these CAN be done by women after a fashion albeit not with much dignity or elegance (not that we necessarily have that going for us every time either).

I AM standing up proudly...apparently, I'm also peeing, however... :p

*laughs*



~Wyld
 
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