"Marry Me?"

[sirhugs]

An all purose opening line, but defined by what follows.Is it:

"Yes, Absolutely yes."

"No, never"

"I'll think about it."

"That's a shock!"

"Where'd that come from?"

"In your dreams."

"Let me ask my mother."

"Did your mother say it's okay?"

[laughter]

"I'd rather marry an ax murderer."

"But, I'm already married."

 

[FromManyOne]

"But it would be illegal for me to marry you to an alien. I'd lose my license as an officiant."

 

[TheLobster]

“Sorry? What did you want, marmite? You gotta speak louder, dear, my ears ain’t the same.”

 

[Rob_Royale]

"I'd love to marry you, but that 'forsaking all others' part is right out."

"Oh wow. This is awkward. You see I'm Mary, Katie's twin sister. She wasn't feeling well but she knew you were looking forward to tonight, for some reason."

 

[THBrigsby]

"Sure, but this time YOU wear the tutu."

 

[Carnevil9]

"Marriage is like a long, dull meal. With the dessert at the beginning." - Oscar Wilde. I'm sure that can be turned into a story idea!!

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

“No
“But I can give you a ride like none of your girlfriends ever could!”
“Well…you’re my car so I guess that’s true but still no!”