** Maryland **

[tryingsumtinnew]

Thank you Princess and WaverlyGirl. Yes Princess I am back in Maryland now

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

How is everyone enjoying their winter wonderland?

 

[BethAnne]

Afternoon maryland. You can finally see some pavement on my street. Its still not fully plowed, just ruts created by other cars. The main streets are looking much better. Hope everyone is having a good day.

Wanna hear something sad???
When the backhoe came up our street today to clear the snow...we all went outside and cheered and watched and applauded the man!
Damn is that pathetic or what?
Course it is the first time we've been plowed all year...
Guess the county figured they better make sure we got cleared this time!

 

[BethAnne]

Greetings fellow Marylanders.

Hello! Welcome! I've got plenty of fresh towels, the water is steamy and most of the gang is usually in the tub with me...so jump on in and enjoy the party!

 

[BethAnne]

Greetings fellow Marylanders.

and I LOVE!!! your tag lines...

I have personally reminded everyone on this thread to Fear the Turtle! I'm glad to have company now!!!

And you are so right about the best part of being a man...cause the best part of being a woman is being with a man...well..another woman's good too...hell...sex is sex! I love it all!

Anyway...glad you're here!

Bring some beer when you stop by the tub...my supply is running low!

 

[BethAnne]

Greetings all.....hopefully this snowy day is treating you all well.

Nic!!! HI!!!
Didn't know you were in the same great state as me...nice to see ya!

 

[BethAnne]

Re: Re: WG

yeah, I don't know what it is. I've felt this way all my life. You can take the girl out of Jamaica, but you can't take Jamaica out of the girl, I suppose. I'm glad you had a great day. I hope everyone else did, as well. I'll be heading back to work tomorrow. Should be fun. I'm wearing my big, waffle-stomping Wolverine boots. Should look pretty good when I put my feet up on my desk.

Oh, BethAnne, congrats on becoming a Guru. Do you feel any different?



WG

I think I'm supposed to say that yes...I feel much different now that I'm a guru...but I don't!
Hmmm...am I supposed to be wiser or something???

I did do something daring today...

I submitted my very first story of my own to Lit...I'm nervously awaiting their decision as to whether it's going to be acceptable or not...cross your fingers for me, K?

Y'all will be the first to know if they accept it! You know I collaborated on a story with Sirhugs (titled the Bondage Bowl) and he and I are working on another story too...but this is my first solo attempt!

I'm chewing my fingernails off!

 

[MaskOfZorro]

FEAR THE TURTLE

How is everyone enjoying their winter wonderland?

YEAH!!! FEAR THE TURTLE!!! We Killed Wake! GO TERPS!!

 

[MaskOfZorro]

Re: Re: Re: WG

I think I'm supposed to say that yes...I feel much different now that I'm a guru...but I don't!
Hmmm...am I supposed to be wiser or something???

I did do something daring today...

I submitted my very first story of my own to Lit...I'm nervously awaiting their decision as to whether it's going to be acceptable or not...cross your fingers for me, K?

Y'all will be the first to know if they accept it! You know I collaborated on a story with Sirhugs (titled the Bondage Bowl) and he and I are working on another story too...but this is my first solo attempt!

I'm chewing my fingernails off!

Good luck BethAnne!! Can you give us a short description of what its about?

 

[Feistyred16]

Re: Re: Re: WG

I think I'm supposed to say that yes...I feel much different now that I'm a guru...but I don't!
Hmmm...am I supposed to be wiser or something???

I did do something daring today...

I submitted my very first story of my own to Lit...I'm nervously awaiting their decision as to whether it's going to be acceptable or not...cross your fingers for me, K?

Y'all will be the first to know if they accept it! You know I collaborated on a story with Sirhugs (titled the Bondage Bowl) and he and I are working on another story too...but this is my first solo attempt!

I'm chewing my fingernails off!

OMG girl..you go!...let us know..I''m proud of you!

 

[BethAnne]

Re: Re: Re: Re: WG

Good luck BethAnne!! Can you give us a short description of what its about?

um...flying solo...for my cyber lover...

 

[BethAnne]

Thanks!

OMG girl..you go!...let us know..I''m proud of you!

Thanks Red and MoZ for the good wishes...

If they don't accept this one I'll try another...I've got ideas for several...

But I never thought I'd be this nervous!

Can y'all come keep me company and keep my mind off the matter while we wait? I'm sure we could think of something to do...

 

[princess4u]

Thank you Princess and WaverlyGirl. Yes Princess I am back in Maryland now

great - and you are happy about it???

 

[Feistyred16]

Please, oh please dear god let him work tomorrow!...I've had enough..I'm going to bed..have fun ya'll
I'll catch up with you tomorrow.....
Think of me while you are in the tub..I wish I was there!

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

and I LOVE!!! your tag lines...

I have personally reminded everyone on this thread to Fear the Turtle! I'm glad to have company now!!!

And you are so right about the best part of being a man...cause the best part of being a woman is being with a man...well..another woman's good too...hell...sex is sex! I love it all!

Anyway...glad you're here!

Bring some beer when you stop by the tub...my supply is running low!

LOL, thanx

Speaking of tubs, I just got out of my hot tub and yes I did have some beers.

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Re: FEAR THE TURTLE

YEAH!!! FEAR THE TURTLE!!! We Killed Wake! GO TERPS!!

Yes we did, just wish they would have telivised it

Tomorrow night should be a really good game though!

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

great - and you are happy about it???

Absolutely, it is wonderful to be back close to my family and friends. I truly missed Maryland and all it has to offer.


And I LOVE snow!

Too Funny

>December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and
the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching
the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses
Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

>December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering
every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more
lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever
had. Shoveled for the first time in years, felt like a boy again. I did both
our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and
covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel
again. What a perfect life.
>
>December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment.
My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas.
No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the
end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's
possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.
>
>December 14: Snow, lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to
-20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but
I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The
snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't
realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get
back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.
>
>December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer.
Bought snow tires for the wife's car and two extra shovels. Stocked the
freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I
think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.
>
>December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the
driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour,
which I think was very cruel.
>
>December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere.
Electricity was off for five hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay
warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess
I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it
when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living
room.
>
>December 20: Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn stuff
last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by twice.
Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy
playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around
to see about buying a snow blower, and they're out. Might have another
shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the
city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.
>
>December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas, because 13 more inches
of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt 'till
August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel, and
then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again, I
was too tired to shovel! Tried to hire Bob, who has a plow on his truck, for
the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the asshole is
lying.
>
>December 23: Only 2" of snow today, and it warmed up to "0". The wife
wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What, is she
nuts!!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did, but
I think she's lying.
>
>December 24: 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke the shovel.
Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son-of-a-bitch who
drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat
him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and
waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100
miles an hour and throws snow all over everywhere I've just been! Tonight
the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents,
but I was too busy watching for the Goddamn snowplow.
>
>December 25: Merry F!=3D@x@!x!x1 Christmas. 20 more inches of the
!=3D@x@!x!x1 slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood
boil. God, I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a
donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a
bad attitude. I think she's a fricking idiot. If I have to watch "It's a
Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.
>
>December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all
HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.
>
>December 27: Temperature dropped to -30, and the pipes froze. Plumber came
after 14 hours of waiting for him; he only charged me $1,400 to replace all
my pipes.
>
>December 28: Warmed up to above -50. Still snowed in. The BITCH is driving
me crazy!!!!!
>
>December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could
cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I
am?
>
>December 30: Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver. He is now suing
me for a million dollars; not for only the beating I gave him, but also for
trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to her
mother. 9" predicted.
>
>December 31: I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.
>
>January 8: Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep
giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

 

[BethAnne]

Laughing My Ass Off!

That was so priceless tst!!!

Anyone who can make me laugh is A OK in my book!

Hope you stay with us!

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Re: Laughing My Ass Off!

That was so priceless tst!!!

Anyone who can make me laugh is A OK in my book!

Hope you stay with us!

Well I can't take credit for it, it was forwarded to me but I figured I'd share the laughs with my fellow Marylanders.

 

[BethAnne]

Re: Re: Laughing My Ass Off!

Well I can't take credit for it, it was forwarded to me but I figured I'd share the laughs with my fellow Marylanders.

I needed that tonight...thanks for the laugh

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Re: Re: Re: Laughing My Ass Off!

I needed that tonight...thanks for the laugh

Well we all need a good laugh now and then, but is there something in particular wrong?

Nice to meet you by the way BethAnne.

 

[BethAnne]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Laughing My Ass Off!

Well we all need a good laugh now and then, but is there something in particular wrong?

Nice to meet you by the way BethAnne.

Nice to meet you too...check your PM box...I don't do pain and suffering in public...

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Laughing My Ass Off!

Nice to meet you too...check your PM box...I don't do pain and suffering in public...

Already did


So how is the tub?

 

[Feistyred16]

Re: Re: Re: Laughing My Ass Off!

I needed that tonight...thanks for the laugh

Beth? we need a pity party tonight..scootch over in the tub darlin..I brought ya some beer...and i have my wine...I'm thinking maybe this should be a GIRL'S Night???

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Laughing My Ass Off!

Beth? we need a pity party tonight..scootch over in the tub darlin..I brought ya some beer...and i have my wine...I'm thinking maybe this should be a GIRL'S Night???

Uh oh, should I leave?