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Re: Re: Re: Bozinka "Spirit Wind"
How Dare you, you, you, {words fail me??} suggest that I ran away????!!!!
That last unforntunate incident was not running away, it was merely deploying assets in another location!!!!!!!
{Not to mention preserving my sorry ass-ets}lol
)shmee, flog mr Sebdre untill he shows signs of enjoying it JUST a little to much, then turn im' over to MH, methinks she has the sauce to cook his kettle of fish!!!! Hah!!
However, you do call the cadence very well, {lots of pratice, no doubt} stroke up , stroke down, 2,3,4,!!!!!
Circle jerk at 1600 hrs, Mr Sebdre will be calling cadence!!!
sebdre said:
How Dare you, you, you, {words fail me??} suggest that I ran away????!!!!
That last unforntunate incident was not running away, it was merely deploying assets in another location!!!!!!!
{Not to mention preserving my sorry ass-ets}lol
)shmee, flog mr Sebdre untill he shows signs of enjoying it JUST a little to much, then turn im' over to MH, methinks she has the sauce to cook his kettle of fish!!!! Hah!!However, you do call the cadence very well, {lots of pratice, no doubt} stroke up , stroke down, 2,3,4,!!!!!
Circle jerk at 1600 hrs, Mr Sebdre will be calling cadence!!!
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Re: Warpy
Infringement, Indeed!! That particular child of jesus can infringe any fuckin' thing she get ready to, including ol warpy his underinfringed own self!!!)
Miss Fairweather, please take some dictation for Sir imouse
imouse said:
Infringement, Indeed!! That particular child of jesus can infringe any fuckin' thing she get ready to, including ol warpy his underinfringed own self!!!
)Miss Fairweather, please take some dictation for Sir imouse
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And you'll take notice
of how smartly the crew has turned out for inspection!!
I just love the dress uniforms, don't you??
of how smartly the crew has turned out for inspection!!
I just love the dress uniforms, don't you??
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Just poppin in to sit on Warpy's lap and get infused with some of that uncurbed enthusiasium I've heard so much about 
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oh you little so and so you
snuk in and out again, did you??
snuk in and out again, did you??
Re: Re: Re: Bozinka "Spirit Wind"
Pull that Warpy back here and I'll personally lick his ass.... Oh wait - did I say lick, I meant kiss... Whoops, I meant kick... yeah, kick....
LOL.... Sebdre - always nice to be stood up for, and well, other up things are nice also. Want some help there?
sebdre said:
Pull that Warpy back here and I'll personally lick his ass.... Oh wait - did I say lick, I meant kiss... Whoops, I meant kick... yeah, kick....
LOL.... Sebdre - always nice to be stood up for, and well, other up things are nice also. Want some help there?
Re: Re: Re: Bozinka "Spirit Wind"
Warpy - you are too kind. What have I ever done to deserve such kind attentions as this - besides suck your lovely cock dry... but that's besides the point!
Ooh, and no, god forbid you tongue me, lick my ass clean. Oh no, wouldn't want me to enjoy life too much, now would you.... *WEG*
warpedntwisted said:Bozi my darling, my only
you've hit it right
your on the bonely
the pics are there
to enhance my story
you'sd by permission
in all there glory
Bozi, can i nibble you ,just a little, you know , just around the lips i would never be so bold as to ask to suck your clit, or want to put 1 or 2 fingers in your pussy, and certainly not a finger in your ass, and god forbid i would tounge you, or lick your ass so clean it just shines from the saliva. please, may I , please?????? { just a few inches of cock in your ass, just a few, huh, boo boo?}
luv and hapenis
Warpy - you are too kind. What have I ever done to deserve such kind attentions as this - besides suck your lovely cock dry... but that's besides the point!
Ooh, and no, god forbid you tongue me, lick my ass clean. Oh no, wouldn't want me to enjoy life too much, now would you.... *WEG*
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: "Spirit Wind"
IMOUSE - yes, love my new AV - thanks!
Ooh, you were thinking of me Warpy - what a thrill - to think someone was thinking of me. Fantasizing perhaps... oh, do tell!!!
I can't wait to see what you come up with for me!
Ooh, and that poem you wrote - well, had me soooo excited!
warpedntwisted said:Jesus, Boz, you gonna put me in old folks home iffn' you suck all my prescious bodily fluids out like that!!
You know, I was thinking of you the other night, as i re read your interlude the HnN boo boo, and were nice enough to allow me in your world, trying to sus you, to get a feel of the Bozinka.
methinks you a giving, generous soul, in all pages of your book,
i suspect your kids and H are lucky so an so's indeed.
But,,,,,,,,,, when the Boz gets to be the main course, to ly easily on her back, with nothing to focus on but herself, and her paramors surrounding her, there only to please her, how then to
best serve her, i wonder?? for here is a soul worthy of the attention of all who she shines on, and i want to hear you cry out as you've never done before, to release in a whole new octave,
and get full measure the pleasure in return, that which so generously flows from you!!!
I have an idea or two, you see, I must have a natter with the lads and lassies, for it will take the energy of many to implement
my warpedntwisted plan!!!
So stand ready, my lovely, and keep a weather eye out for ol warpy and the crew!!
imouse, it DOES make a great AV!!!!!!
IMOUSE - yes, love my new AV - thanks!
Ooh, you were thinking of me Warpy - what a thrill - to think someone was thinking of me. Fantasizing perhaps... oh, do tell!!!
I can't wait to see what you come up with for me!
Ooh, and that poem you wrote - well, had me soooo excited!
About the real time chat, etc.....
First - IMOUSE - I would suggest maybe going back and rereading the whole thread. That's what really gave me a feel of what is going on in here. If you have already, then, well, sorry... lol. I agree with Warpy - you're thinking too much - just go with what you are feeling - you want to post a nasty pic - do it. Want to post a nasty story - do it. Whatever!!!
As for R/T - that may not work out for me because of family - I can only be on during the day, and then most of the time my kids are running around. Just save the transcripts and post on here kay guys!!!
And the only reason I said anything about infringement is that I would hate to have this thread deleted, ever... or merged. It's our own little secret, dirty society, and I like it this way... lol
First - IMOUSE - I would suggest maybe going back and rereading the whole thread. That's what really gave me a feel of what is going on in here. If you have already, then, well, sorry... lol. I agree with Warpy - you're thinking too much - just go with what you are feeling - you want to post a nasty pic - do it. Want to post a nasty story - do it. Whatever!!!
As for R/T - that may not work out for me because of family - I can only be on during the day, and then most of the time my kids are running around. Just save the transcripts and post on here kay guys!!!
And the only reason I said anything about infringement is that I would hate to have this thread deleted, ever... or merged. It's our own little secret, dirty society, and I like it this way... lol
bozinka
Love you; all:
boz, you wrote, "It's our own little secret, dirty society, and I like it this way... lol" Works for me, as I am finding my own comfort zone.
You guys ain't the 1st to tell me to stop thinking, so I'll follow your advice and let ya'll comment as you will.
My concern other than the (c) issue was a posting that seemed to want to limit the nature of postings. Well fret not, I will go with my gut among other body parts.
I might remind you guys that in a very early issue of The Boy Scout Handbook --way way back -- the issue of masturbation was limited to one paragraph under the heading of "Conservation"!!
Of course, they never did say what it was we were supposed to be conserving. Need I say that by that time most of us were well into jerking-off.
Speaking of, to further give you insights into imouse, let me tell you that I never was able to or get involved with the guys in measuring the distance of our cum shots. My masturbation was solo, secret and closeted in the sense that I never discussed it with anyone -- anyone -- until analysis, a couple of "massage therapists" who quite frankly were of immense help to me.
During all that interim time I revelled in my fantasy world of sexuality and masturbation, only sometime feeling sad at the loneliness, the solitude. You see, for me and my contemoraries, marital sex was all about sex with a two-some, not user- friendly to us masturbators.
Love you; all:
boz, you wrote, "It's our own little secret, dirty society, and I like it this way... lol" Works for me, as I am finding my own comfort zone.
You guys ain't the 1st to tell me to stop thinking, so I'll follow your advice and let ya'll comment as you will.
My concern other than the (c) issue was a posting that seemed to want to limit the nature of postings. Well fret not, I will go with my gut among other body parts.
I might remind you guys that in a very early issue of The Boy Scout Handbook --way way back -- the issue of masturbation was limited to one paragraph under the heading of "Conservation"!!
Of course, they never did say what it was we were supposed to be conserving.
Need I say that by that time most of us were well into jerking-off.Speaking of, to further give you insights into imouse, let me tell you that I never was able to or get involved with the guys in measuring the distance of our cum shots. My masturbation was solo, secret and closeted in the sense that I never discussed it with anyone -- anyone -- until analysis, a couple of "massage therapists" who quite frankly were of immense help to me.
During all that interim time I revelled in my fantasy world of sexuality and masturbation, only sometime feeling sad at the loneliness, the solitude. You see, for me and my contemoraries, marital sex was all about sex with a two-some, not user- friendly to us masturbators.
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Re: bozinka
imouse, you son of a gun you, my didn't you tell me this about the handbook earlier!!! I was trying to remember it, and got it wrong!!! It was supposed to be masturbation and conservation!!!!!!!!!!!! Damm!!!
ah well, fuck it!!
the boy scouts!! fond memories. first jerk off sessions, measuring this against that. who shoots the farthest, biggest, etc..........
my cousin ted was an eagle scout, my mentor, and the first one to stuff his dick in my mouth when he had a chance. it was strange, neither ying nor yang, just puzzling and disquieting to a 10 year old. the fact that he was huge didn't make it any easier!!
but that is what the formatve years are all about, and if nothing else, it taught me about different strokes, etc................
to this day, i still, on occasion, like to jerk off a large cock, if the conditions are just right!!
if masturbation is employed as a replacement for partnered sex, but not happily so, it can be a bittersweet experience. i have had periods in my life where it was the only acceptable sexual out let
for me, and accepted it as just that.. it has always played a role in any of my long term relationships, as another sexual tecqnique
in a line of many. and of course, if you like visual, written or aurel
stimulation, you are bound to be a jerkoff artiste eventually!!
I found out early on that those things and self pleasuring went hand in hand for someone whose appetites were wide afield.
like mine. i would hate to be 16-20 yrs of age now, having been in the middle of the 60's thru late 70's cultural upheavel, where we had everything all the time, without the aids thing hanging over us. so masturbation is a way of maintaining at least an ether based similarity in volumn and variety. as well as expanding into areas not otherwise explored.
go well, ber happy, and post what you want.
no need to critique everything, if you like something, enjoy it, if you don't, let the source know in as nice and caring a manner as possible. no one here is out to offend or make uncomforable anyone, so just it let it be and tell me more about the sub trip, that interests me alot, and makes my dick hard!!
go well, be at ease, enjoy!!
imouse said:Love you; all:
boz, you wrote, "It's our own little secret, dirty society, and I like it this way... lol" Works for me, as I am finding my own comfort zone.
You guys ain't the 1st to tell me to stop thinking, so I'll follow your advice and let ya'll comment as you will.
My concern other than the (c) issue was a posting that seemed to want to limit the nature of postings. Well fret not, I will go with my gut among other body parts.
I might remind you guys that in a very early issue of The Boy Scout Handbook --way way back -- the issue of masturbation was limited to one paragraph under the heading of "Conservation"!!
Of course, they never did say what it was we were supposed to be conserving.
Speaking of, to further give you insights into imouse, let me tell you that I never was able to or get involved with the guys in measuring the distance of our cum shots. My masturbation was solo, secret and closeted in the sense that I never discussed it with anyone -- anyone -- until analysis, a couple of "massage therapists" who quite frankly were of immense help to me.
During all that interim time I revelled in my fantasy world of sexuality and masturbation, only sometime feeling sad at the loneliness, the solitude. You see, for me and my contemoraries, marital sex was all about sex with a two-some, not user- friendly to us masturbators.
imouse, you son of a gun you, my didn't you tell me this about the handbook earlier!!! I was trying to remember it, and got it wrong!!! It was supposed to be masturbation and conservation!!!!!!!!!!!! Damm!!!
ah well, fuck it!!
the boy scouts!! fond memories. first jerk off sessions, measuring this against that. who shoots the farthest, biggest, etc..........
my cousin ted was an eagle scout, my mentor, and the first one to stuff his dick in my mouth when he had a chance. it was strange, neither ying nor yang, just puzzling and disquieting to a 10 year old. the fact that he was huge didn't make it any easier!!
but that is what the formatve years are all about, and if nothing else, it taught me about different strokes, etc................
to this day, i still, on occasion, like to jerk off a large cock, if the conditions are just right!!
if masturbation is employed as a replacement for partnered sex, but not happily so, it can be a bittersweet experience. i have had periods in my life where it was the only acceptable sexual out let
for me, and accepted it as just that.. it has always played a role in any of my long term relationships, as another sexual tecqnique
in a line of many. and of course, if you like visual, written or aurel
stimulation, you are bound to be a jerkoff artiste eventually!!
I found out early on that those things and self pleasuring went hand in hand for someone whose appetites were wide afield.
like mine. i would hate to be 16-20 yrs of age now, having been in the middle of the 60's thru late 70's cultural upheavel, where we had everything all the time, without the aids thing hanging over us. so masturbation is a way of maintaining at least an ether based similarity in volumn and variety. as well as expanding into areas not otherwise explored.
go well, ber happy, and post what you want.
no need to critique everything, if you like something, enjoy it, if you don't, let the source know in as nice and caring a manner as possible. no one here is out to offend or make uncomforable anyone, so just it let it be and tell me more about the sub trip, that interests me alot, and makes my dick hard!!
go well, be at ease, enjoy!!
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And another damm thing,
while I'm at it!! If you refer to the limiting post as I posted it, the limits I placed were pretty much based on legality and common courtesy. those being underage involvement, 18 is the number as lit will allow, { i prefer age of informed consent, it is more to the point but the law is the law} and unwanted anything directed towards anyone !! simple enough, ok??
other than that, you wanna fuck chickens, make it interesting and tell us all...
{ i myself prefer sheep, but hey, different horses for different courses}
speaking of horses, i should tell you of the twins who ran a horse boarding stable back "in the day" that is some kinky ass shit!!
all horse dick and cocaine and some very happy stallions!!
while I'm at it!! If you refer to the limiting post as I posted it, the limits I placed were pretty much based on legality and common courtesy. those being underage involvement, 18 is the number as lit will allow, { i prefer age of informed consent, it is more to the point but the law is the law} and unwanted anything directed towards anyone !! simple enough, ok??
other than that, you wanna fuck chickens, make it interesting and tell us all...
{ i myself prefer sheep, but hey, different horses for different courses}
speaking of horses, i should tell you of the twins who ran a horse boarding stable back "in the day" that is some kinky ass shit!!
all horse dick and cocaine and some very happy stallions!!
Re: And another damm thing,
May I just say, dear Warpy, with all the love I can muster for ya - you're one sick puppy - but I loves ya!!!! LOL
warpedntwisted said:while I'm at it!! If you refer to the limiting post as I posted it, the limits I placed were pretty much based on legality and common courtesy. those being underage involvement, 18 is the number as lit will allow, { i prefer age of informed consent, it is more to the point but the law is the law} and unwanted anything directed towards anyone !! simple enough, ok??
other than that, you wanna fuck chickens, make it interesting and tell us all...
{ i myself prefer sheep, but hey, different horses for different courses}
speaking of horses, i should tell you of the twins who ran a horse boarding stable back "in the day" that is some kinky ass shit!!
all horse dick and cocaine and some very happy stallions!!
May I just say, dear Warpy, with all the love I can muster for ya - you're one sick puppy - but I loves ya!!!! LOL
Warpy Ah memories
If memory serves me correctly, Conservation was on page 485 of the edition we used, the only well thumbed page in the book. Much like p 47 in God's Little Acres.
I think I am missing your reference to "sub" about which you seem to want.....
Oh, was that were I may have said that my favorite masturbation position is sub in 69 jerking off while sucking clit? If so, glad you asked. If not, glad you asked, but clarify.
Let me "think" a bit before I reply, as I believe there is much sub in me as to my sexual needs/drives with women, and the images are all very wet and tasty.
At first blush, let me say that I never felt the pleasure or POWER in missionary sex position. Hell, I am bigger, taller heavier than all the women I know (much less have been with, except one) so having "power" was a fact to be ignored at least by me. I know many women have a different and their own views.
I have always adored pussy from the time I was four (4)! Yes, four. I feared and sought the physical pleasure from women older than me, and all the more so if they were in some authority position: relative, teacher, nurse,councellor and the like. My then and now instincts were to receive sexual pleasure by offering it through the organ most sensitive for me more of the time: my lips and tongue, neither of which need erection or orgasm to feel satisified.
Oh, my. I must run for lunch with such a woman who knows of my desires, and talk about them and hers. but other walls which we both respect preclude us from any act other than talk, and holding hands.
imouse
If memory serves me correctly, Conservation was on page 485 of the edition we used, the only well thumbed page in the book. Much like p 47 in God's Little Acres.
I think I am missing your reference to "sub" about which you seem to want.....
Oh, was that were I may have said that my favorite masturbation position is sub in 69 jerking off while sucking clit? If so, glad you asked. If not, glad you asked, but clarify.
Let me "think" a bit before I reply, as I believe there is much sub in me as to my sexual needs/drives with women, and the images are all very wet and tasty.
At first blush, let me say that I never felt the pleasure or POWER in missionary sex position. Hell, I am bigger, taller heavier than all the women I know (much less have been with, except one) so having "power" was a fact to be ignored at least by me. I know many women have a different and their own views.
I have always adored pussy from the time I was four (4)! Yes, four. I feared and sought the physical pleasure from women older than me, and all the more so if they were in some authority position: relative, teacher, nurse,councellor and the like. My then and now instincts were to receive sexual pleasure by offering it through the organ most sensitive for me more of the time: my lips and tongue, neither of which need erection or orgasm to feel satisified.
Oh, my. I must run for lunch with such a woman who knows of my desires, and talk about them and hers. but other walls which we both respect preclude us from any act other than talk, and holding hands.
imouse
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My God! I'm gone for a few days and look what's happened!
You guys have out done yourselves.
Your writing is incredible!
Looks like you all are having way to much fun. LOL
I've got some things I have to get done and so my visits will be short for a while.
If I go back and reply to everything I want to I'll take up a few pages and be here til Christmas
Warpy darlin' you always turn me on
Where did this wonderful poetry come from?
Bozi, you're incredible
Thumbs up to MH, Sebdre and Imouse
I want to see more (EG)
All the pictures are great! I've snagged them all.
Warpy I'm taking that banana and dipping it in resin LOL
Where is SC???????????
Love and kisses
You guys have out done yourselves.
Your writing is incredible!
Looks like you all are having way to much fun. LOL
I've got some things I have to get done and so my visits will be short for a while.
If I go back and reply to everything I want to I'll take up a few pages and be here til Christmas
Warpy darlin' you always turn me on
Where did this wonderful poetry come from?
Bozi, you're incredible
Thumbs up to MH, Sebdre and Imouse
I want to see more (EG)
All the pictures are great! I've snagged them all.
Warpy I'm taking that banana and dipping it in resin LOL
Where is SC???????????
Love and kisses
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Re: Re: And another damm thing,
And your point is????
Dear heart, I have been a sick puppy since the day my cousin
diane introduced me to sex in the living room of granma's house
she was 18, i was very much younger. It was all wonderful from then on!!!
luv and happiness
bozinka said:
And your point is????
Dear heart, I have been a sick puppy since the day my cousin
diane introduced me to sex in the living room of granma's house
she was 18, i was very much younger. It was all wonderful from then on!!!
luv and happiness
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HnN god dammitall where yourbuns been?
Where is SC???????????
Good question? hope all is well, miss her mucho.
I'm gonna pm you, hope the puter putas are off fucking and sucking instead of tying up the puter!!!
Missed you, girl, glad your here!!
Where is SC???????????
Good question? hope all is well, miss her mucho.
I'm gonna pm you, hope the puter putas are off fucking and sucking instead of tying up the puter!!!
Missed you, girl, glad your here!!
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just stopped by
Hello,
I am watching out for you??
RedStorm said:Just stopping by to say hello
Hello,
I am watching out for you??
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Hi you Warpy
LOL I have to have MH on ignore when I come in here. That's just to beyond me to read what she's up to here LOL.
Talked to her last night. She's out of bed so that's a plus
Loved your poetry!
Hope to see you for a shot of "T" over at YaYa
LOL I have to have MH on ignore when I come in here. That's just to beyond me to read what she's up to here LOL.
Talked to her last night. She's out of bed so that's a plus
Loved your poetry!
Hope to see you for a shot of "T" over at YaYa
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Speaking of infringement,
Warpy wanna infringe Bozi, ok? huh? pretty please, with suger on top? {sugar won't mind, she likes being on top anyway!!}
Warpy wanna infringe Bozi, ok? huh? pretty please, with suger on top? {sugar won't mind, she likes being on top anyway!!}
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