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hotNnasty said:LMAO
I didn't even see you two come aboard LOL
carry on
I'm off to read some pms and read a book
You reading those oh-so-naughty little magazines again, you little vixen??
But I think that's the reason we luv you so much!
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badmatt said:
Matt, you naughty brat! The Captain decides what punishments we are all to suffer. I didn't specify what kind of lashes
They could be tongue lashes (all of our tongues all over you as you flail helplessly bound to the yardarm) that leave you panting....It is the Captain's call on your punishment. Stay bad matt, we wouldn't want you any other way 
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Well Now, my young, energetic
and very well equipped deck dildo, {where the hell did that come from} The fair roxy is on the nose,wish it was my nose, about just who in the name of lash larue gives the order to administer the "Motiviation" around here, so I order you to stand there legs apart, erection standing up tall and pulsing hard, while I ,after I get rid of this friggin sword, do my best to swallow that beautiful cock and and worship it, lick it, suck it, and do my best to relieve the obvious pressure in those swollen, bloated balls of yours!!
Someone strap one on, lube me up , and fuck me while i indulge my cock fetish, NOW// that should show him who the fuck is running this pile of driftwood, huh?))God that fucker cums like a firehose.!! look at it all,everywhere!!!
badmatt said:
and very well equipped deck dildo, {where the hell did that come from} The fair roxy is on the nose,wish it was my nose, about just who in the name of lash larue gives the order to administer the "Motiviation" around here, so I order you to stand there legs apart, erection standing up tall and pulsing hard, while I ,after I get rid of this friggin sword, do my best to swallow that beautiful cock and and worship it, lick it, suck it, and do my best to relieve the obvious pressure in those swollen, bloated balls of yours!!
Someone strap one on, lube me up , and fuck me while i indulge my cock fetish, NOW// that should show him who the fuck is running this pile of driftwood, huh?
))God that fucker cums like a firehose.!! look at it all,everywhere!!!
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oh indeed, Matey, indeed
May lash larue give up the grave, if that Baltonic is't one hung mother fucker!!! Balt, you got a magnificent cock, so goddambig. and let me feel, hard like steel. so am i my lad, so am i!! lets go cock in hand, shall we, and see if we can;t get matt the badd, we shall saunter forth, thre large, angry penis 's, looking for a little confrontation!! {fuck,he is a hard dicked somesome!!}
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May lash larue give up the grave, if that Baltonic is't one hung mother fucker!!! Balt, you got a magnificent cock, so goddambig. and let me feel, hard like steel. so am i my lad, so am i!! lets go cock in hand, shall we, and see if we can;t get matt the badd, we shall saunter forth, thre large, angry penis 's, looking for a little confrontation!! {fuck,he is a hard dicked somesome!!}
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Ah, Bozi, jus' cause I'm pablovian
and possess a bigger than average big tit fetish, and masturbate incessantly, and do unspeakable things to inanimate objects, and have a gerbal farm, and fantasize scenes envolving large animals and my 3rd grade teacher,
Doesn't make me a bad warpy.!!!!! My natal day was a busy one, work work work, affairs of state must take precidence over affairs of state!!!
If you gonna be here less, Bozi boo boo, make it count when your here, and i'll miss you when you ain't!!!
You say sick motherfucker as if it were a baaaaaad thiiiiing!!!)
Bozi, you priceless treasure you, gather your family round you, embrace the hell out of them, and on this thanksgiving holiday, be just that!!!!
Best to you and yours, dear be well
bozinka said:
and possess a bigger than average big tit fetish, and masturbate incessantly, and do unspeakable things to inanimate objects, and have a gerbal farm, and fantasize scenes envolving large animals and my 3rd grade teacher,
Doesn't make me a bad warpy.!!!!! My natal day was a busy one, work work work, affairs of state must take precidence over affairs of state!!!
If you gonna be here less, Bozi boo boo, make it count when your here, and i'll miss you when you ain't!!!
You say sick motherfucker as if it were a baaaaaad thiiiiing!!!
)Bozi, you priceless treasure you, gather your family round you, embrace the hell out of them, and on this thanksgiving holiday, be just that!!!!
Best to you and yours, dear be well
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Originally posted by roxanne69
*moaning* watching baltonic's ass being violated...by a woman! ha! I hope she fucks you good and hard you little slut! climbing on board like that and just sticking your dick everywhere! You're lucky the Captain isn't here with his whip *fucking nathon's face and sucking boz's nipples greedily*
At just this moment, The roxy9er jumps , squeals whith a combo of chagrin and delight, as Warpy the Whip has slid in behind her, and in one fluid, seemless motion, reminicent of his former years,
injects a raging, aching, hard as hell penis into roxy's ass just as the 4 tine tingler POPS her round, fully fleshed butt, leaving little red tracks across the soft, yielding flesh.
roxy turns around, with a look formed in not enough, a sigh that spoke of gimmee more, anda hiss that said "if your gonna do it, make me like it and make me get loud!!!!
*moaning* watching baltonic's ass being violated...by a woman! ha! I hope she fucks you good and hard you little slut! climbing on board like that and just sticking your dick everywhere! You're lucky the Captain isn't here with his whip *fucking nathon's face and sucking boz's nipples greedily*
At just this moment, The roxy9er jumps , squeals whith a combo of chagrin and delight, as Warpy the Whip has slid in behind her, and in one fluid, seemless motion, reminicent of his former years,
injects a raging, aching, hard as hell penis into roxy's ass just as the 4 tine tingler POPS her round, fully fleshed butt, leaving little red tracks across the soft, yielding flesh.
roxy turns around, with a look formed in not enough, a sigh that spoke of gimmee more, anda hiss that said "if your gonna do it, make me like it and make me get loud!!!!
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Originally posted by roxanne69
*moaning* watching baltonic's ass being violated...by a woman! ha! I hope she fucks you good and hard you little slut! climbing on board like that and just sticking your dick everywhere! You're lucky the Captain isn't here with his whip *fucking nathon's face and sucking boz's nipples greedily*
At just this moment, The roxy9er jumps , squeals whith a combo of chagrin and delight, as Warpy the Whip has slid in behind her, and in one fluid, seemless motion, reminicent of his former years,
injects a raging, aching, hard as hell penis into roxy's ass just as the 4 tine tingler POPS her round, fully fleshed butt, leaving little red tracks across the soft, yielding flesh.
roxy turns 'round, with a look formed in not enough, a sigh that spoke of gimmee more, anda hiss that said "if your gonna do it, make me like it and make me get loud!!!! I thought that an excellant idea, and proceeded to experiment in the ways and means of fullfilling her orders!!!
Quotefrom HnN
Warpy love that whole piece was terrific!
Now that my "tits are pointed towards heaven" I'm goin' back to to read it again
You've always got the magic darlin'
as i sit here jerking my dick very rapidly, so close to cuming, i can think of nothing but shooting massive shots of cum all over your beautiful, women built tits, and watch you lick it off , as i kneel to kiss your forhead, your eyes, lips, coated with my cum, and hug you and wish you a thoughtfull and fullfilling thanxgiving!!
*moaning* watching baltonic's ass being violated...by a woman! ha! I hope she fucks you good and hard you little slut! climbing on board like that and just sticking your dick everywhere! You're lucky the Captain isn't here with his whip *fucking nathon's face and sucking boz's nipples greedily*
At just this moment, The roxy9er jumps , squeals whith a combo of chagrin and delight, as Warpy the Whip has slid in behind her, and in one fluid, seemless motion, reminicent of his former years,
injects a raging, aching, hard as hell penis into roxy's ass just as the 4 tine tingler POPS her round, fully fleshed butt, leaving little red tracks across the soft, yielding flesh.
roxy turns 'round, with a look formed in not enough, a sigh that spoke of gimmee more, anda hiss that said "if your gonna do it, make me like it and make me get loud!!!! I thought that an excellant idea, and proceeded to experiment in the ways and means of fullfilling her orders!!!
Quotefrom HnN
Warpy love that whole piece was terrific!
Now that my "tits are pointed towards heaven" I'm goin' back to to read it again
You've always got the magic darlin'
as i sit here jerking my dick very rapidly, so close to cuming, i can think of nothing but shooting massive shots of cum all over your beautiful, women built tits, and watch you lick it off , as i kneel to kiss your forhead, your eyes, lips, coated with my cum, and hug you and wish you a thoughtfull and fullfilling thanxgiving!!
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May lash larue give up the grave, if that Baltonic is't one hung mother fucker!!! Balt, you got a magnificent cock, so goddambig. and let me feel, hard like steel. so am i my lad, so am i!! lets go cock in hand, shall we, and see if we can;t get matt the badd, we shall saunter forth, thre large, angry penis 's, looking for a little confrontation!! {fuck,he is a hard dicked somesome!!}
aye mmmmm aye cap'n ""oh my god mmm will you look at that cock hope i get to lick that lollipop"" taking my captains cock in hand and giving it just a bit of a stroke to feel its girth, i quickly let go and fall in 'cock detail ready sir', lead on
aye mmmmm aye cap'n ""oh my god mmm will you look at that cock hope i get to lick that lollipop"" taking my captains cock in hand and giving it just a bit of a stroke to feel its girth, i quickly let go and fall in 'cock detail ready sir', lead on
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Cock Detail, Indeed
I wonder if the real navy has a job description entitled
"Deck Dildo, portable, self propelled, auto loading, auto erotic, rapid fire, model 9X4a1a..
cause here come s three of 'em, looking to clear the decks
Where the hell is Nate 88, Bozi, we need him asap. Ah jeaasus, Bozi, let 'em get up, will ya, were gonna do a" Magnificent 7 " thing here in a minute, and we;re 3 short as it is, know what I mean?
Is lust Engine for rent? Can he walk tough and masturbate at the same time?
Where in the name Of "The Ragin' Cajun" is Sebdre? {Appollogeez
to Doug Kershaw}
SC, HnN, did you "DO IT" again??) Everyone ck your orifices, and see if Seb isn't stuck somewhere!!lol
Jannelle, you are wordperfect if ever I read one
You seem to refined and elegantly arrayed to wanna woopie with warpy, but if you ever wanna talk on the wild side, well, i am cheap, sleazy, and available!!xdc {wow, my new kitten just typed the xdc, let me see if i can find her stash!!!lol}
And what do I have to do to get a date with Myssti? I took a bath, borrowed some relatively clean clothes, shaved, combed,
rented a cumstain free car from rentawrek, sent the friggin' roses, got the meshugena violin players under the window, and promised her mom i;d have 'er back by march, april at the latest, and WHAT?? nada! zip! zilch!! still pining away, lonely in my room, desolate, oh, despair, darkness, dcups, dick me, I'm done!!
I wonder if the real navy has a job description entitled
"Deck Dildo, portable, self propelled, auto loading, auto erotic, rapid fire, model 9X4a1a..
cause here come s three of 'em, looking to clear the decks
Where the hell is Nate 88, Bozi, we need him asap. Ah jeaasus, Bozi, let 'em get up, will ya, were gonna do a" Magnificent 7 " thing here in a minute, and we;re 3 short as it is, know what I mean?
Is lust Engine for rent? Can he walk tough and masturbate at the same time?
Where in the name Of "The Ragin' Cajun" is Sebdre? {Appollogeez
to Doug Kershaw}
SC, HnN, did you "DO IT" again??
) Everyone ck your orifices, and see if Seb isn't stuck somewhere!!lolJannelle, you are wordperfect if ever I read one
You seem to refined and elegantly arrayed to wanna woopie with warpy, but if you ever wanna talk on the wild side, well, i am cheap, sleazy, and available!!xdc {wow, my new kitten just typed the xdc, let me see if i can find her stash!!!lol}
And what do I have to do to get a date with Myssti? I took a bath, borrowed some relatively clean clothes, shaved, combed,
rented a cumstain free car from rentawrek, sent the friggin' roses, got the meshugena violin players under the window, and promised her mom i;d have 'er back by march, april at the latest, and WHAT?? nada! zip! zilch!! still pining away, lonely in my room, desolate, oh, despair, darkness, dcups, dick me, I'm done!!
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You know the back opening in the turkey?
The one where you stuff the stuffing up the turkeys ass ? Well,
i always wanted fuck a turkey [wifey says she does it all the time, ain't no biggy ]!!!lol, sooooo, if you stuff it full of cran sauce, instead, let me tell you, you g o t to bring the cran sauce to room temp first, or it really is a cold turkey of an experience!!!
Anyone read Portnoys Complaint? Mas o Menos, es lo mismo!!!
Now, a fresh pumpkin pie, with whipped cream, {as a matter of fact, yes, I worked on Am Pie 2,} that is a fuck to forget!! The filling gets mushy to fast, the whipped cream runs all over the fuggin' place, gets on the ceiling and the walls, yuk!! to messy! but being who i am, i just had to try, know wadda mean, vern,know wadda mean??)
Hope everyone had a rewarding, restfull holiday, indigestion free, and is enjoying the comfort of the bosum of ones family, en mass.
We work on holidays, in the vacation biz, but we both cooked a turkey, I in the oven, she in the bedroom!! hers was better!!
The one where you stuff the stuffing up the turkeys ass ? Well,
i always wanted fuck a turkey [wifey says she does it all the time, ain't no biggy ]!!!lol, sooooo, if you stuff it full of cran sauce, instead, let me tell you, you g o t to bring the cran sauce to room temp first, or it really is a cold turkey of an experience!!!
Anyone read Portnoys Complaint? Mas o Menos, es lo mismo!!!
Now, a fresh pumpkin pie, with whipped cream, {as a matter of fact, yes, I worked on Am Pie 2,} that is a fuck to forget!! The filling gets mushy to fast, the whipped cream runs all over the fuggin' place, gets on the ceiling and the walls, yuk!! to messy! but being who i am, i just had to try, know wadda mean, vern,know wadda mean??
)Hope everyone had a rewarding, restfull holiday, indigestion free, and is enjoying the comfort of the bosum of ones family, en mass.
We work on holidays, in the vacation biz, but we both cooked a turkey, I in the oven, she in the bedroom!! hers was better!!
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damn! i was just walking over with my monster strap on ready to skewer our newest mate..i will save it for later, or better yet, i will let the captain do it!
Quote from Roxy 9er
Or better yet, do the Captain!! yes, thats it!! do the do, to warpy poo!!{jfc, where in the cobwebed corroded, corridors of my mind does this stuff come from?}
Butt can you blame me?? Imean, look at that image, Roxy with all that Roxy just shining, and shimmering, shimmying, that girl got parts gota life of their own, swear to god, and that huge motherfucker dildo just jutting out of her like a fuckin' scud stud,
wanting to impale SOMETHING!! There has got to be a way we can fuck each other simultaneously, someone in the "smarter than me"{didn't wanna leave anyone out} dept please get to work on that one, I'll be in my cabin,
hanging on the wall, waiting for SC and HnN to cum back and give me the "Motivation" that I so richly deserve!!! Been very badddd!!
And just how fuggin' long does it take to marry off a sister, anyway??
ManHunter, who I have not had thepleasure of , so to speak, has been gone a long, long, long time!!! What in the name Warpy the watcher is she doing!?? Did she she go on the Honeymoon, fer crissakes? She the "stand-by bimbo" for TakeMee? 3 some?
NOW, theres an idea. Novel approach to the all to frequent problem of ," ok asshole, you fucked me up down sideways and sore, get off me before I call my mother!!"
Maybe a bizness op here, call 1-800-fuck -4- you , take a load off annie , take a load for free, take a load off annie, and put the load, right on me!!{appologeez to Robbie and the boys"}
Marketing, see what you cum up with!!
,
Quote from Roxy 9er
Or better yet, do the Captain!! yes, thats it!! do the do, to warpy poo!!{jfc, where in the cobwebed corroded, corridors of my mind does this stuff come from?}
Butt can you blame me?? Imean, look at that image, Roxy with all that Roxy just shining, and shimmering, shimmying, that girl got parts gota life of their own, swear to god, and that huge motherfucker dildo just jutting out of her like a fuckin' scud stud,
wanting to impale SOMETHING!! There has got to be a way we can fuck each other simultaneously, someone in the "smarter than me"{didn't wanna leave anyone out} dept please get to work on that one, I'll be in my cabin,
hanging on the wall, waiting for SC and HnN to cum back and give me the "Motivation" that I so richly deserve!!! Been very badddd!!
And just how fuggin' long does it take to marry off a sister, anyway??
ManHunter, who I have not had thepleasure of , so to speak, has been gone a long, long, long time!!! What in the name Warpy the watcher is she doing!?? Did she she go on the Honeymoon, fer crissakes? She the "stand-by bimbo" for TakeMee? 3 some?
NOW, theres an idea. Novel approach to the all to frequent problem of ," ok asshole, you fucked me up down sideways and sore, get off me before I call my mother!!"
Maybe a bizness op here, call 1-800-fuck -4- you , take a load off annie , take a load for free, take a load off annie, and put the load, right on me!!{appologeez to Robbie and the boys"}
Marketing, see what you cum up with!!
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Re: Cock Detail, Indeed
Sir! All guns unmanned and ready Sir!
warpedntwisted said:I wonder if the real navy has a job description entitled
"Deck Dildo, portable, self propelled, auto loading, auto erotic, rapid fire, model 9X4a1a..
cause here come s three of 'em, looking to clear the decks
Where the hell is Nate 88, Bozi, we need him asap. Ah jeaasus, Bozi, let 'em get up, will ya, were gonna do a" Magnificent 7 " thing here in a minute, and we;re 3 short as it is, know what I mean?
Is lust Engine for rent? Can he walk tough and masturbate at the same time?
Where in the name Of "The Ragin' Cajun" is Sebdre? {Appollogeez
to Doug Kershaw}
SC, HnN, did you "DO IT" again??
Jannelle, you are wordperfect if ever I read one
You seem to refined and elegantly arrayed to wanna woopie with warpy, but if you ever wanna talk on the wild side, well, i am cheap, sleazy, and available!!xdc {wow, my new kitten just typed the xdc, let me see if i can find her stash!!!lol}
And what do I have to do to get a date with Myssti? I took a bath, borrowed some relatively clean clothes, shaved, combed,
rented a cumstain free car from rentawrek, sent the friggin' roses, got the meshugena violin players under the window, and promised her mom i;d have 'er back by march, april at the latest, and WHAT?? nada! zip! zilch!! still pining away, lonely in my room, desolate, oh, despair, darkness, dcups, dick me, I'm done!!
Sir! All guns unmanned and ready Sir!
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It has been brought to my attention
Forgot what the fuck i was gonna rant about!! brb!
Forgot what the fuck i was gonna rant about!! brb!
Warpy, Warpy, Warpy - sick mother fucker, well, in your case, that's a good thing!!! And as for MH - it takes a good long time to marry off her sis. I believe the wedding isn't actually until tomorrow... so bear with... she'll be gone a bit more!!!
Let's see... oh yes... I shoved one finger up my pussy as I put one up my ass the other day... nope - no Sebdre... oooh, but I must admit I got a little distracted and forgot to look... LOL
Mmm, and so glad you took care of that Bad Matt.... he needed some punisment... and I'm sure he enjoyed it!!! Heee!
Well, I must run off for a bit...
Let's see... oh yes... I shoved one finger up my pussy as I put one up my ass the other day... nope - no Sebdre... oooh, but I must admit I got a little distracted and forgot to look... LOL
Mmm, and so glad you took care of that Bad Matt.... he needed some punisment... and I'm sure he enjoyed it!!! Heee!
Well, I must run off for a bit...
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Hello
I'm having company for dinner and I have to get back into the kitchen.
I just wanted to jump aboard for a sec and tie my darlin' warpy up so he can be thrashed soundly by anyone who wants to (weg). I'm keeping my strap on to be used later
Aloha
I'm having company for dinner and I have to get back into the kitchen.
I just wanted to jump aboard for a sec and tie my darlin' warpy up so he can be thrashed soundly by anyone who wants to (weg). I'm keeping my strap on to be used later
Aloha
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Almost sinking in the swirling dark waters surrounding me...
I have circled this ship so many times my arms are aching from the motion of rowing. (If I read correctly, it is similar to that fence sitting thing, no?)
I can no longer deny the hunger in my soul nor the unfullfilled ache in my loins. I realize now that there may be no other choice for what I seek.... if I even know myself. That's why I am here, there are so many aspects to explore and discover.
So taking a final deep breath, I pull up portside along the hull of this "ghostship of dreams" (or "fools", she thinks nervously to herself).
Ahoy there! Anyone??? The captain told me to await, and I do!, I do! the one with "tits the size of my wildest fantasy", namely Manhunter.
Permission to cum aboard?
I have circled this ship so many times my arms are aching from the motion of rowing. (If I read correctly, it is similar to that fence sitting thing, no?)
I can no longer deny the hunger in my soul nor the unfullfilled ache in my loins. I realize now that there may be no other choice for what I seek.... if I even know myself. That's why I am here, there are so many aspects to explore and discover.
So taking a final deep breath, I pull up portside along the hull of this "ghostship of dreams" (or "fools", she thinks nervously to herself).
Ahoy there! Anyone??? The captain told me to await, and I do!, I do! the one with "tits the size of my wildest fantasy", namely Manhunter.
Permission to cum aboard?
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Re: Almost sinking in the swirling dark waters surrounding me...
Permission granted....
Welcome aboard....We are definately not fools....ok maybe a little....we do tend to fuck like fools....
And we are definately crazy....but that is the draw...
Pull up a cushion...the captain should be along shortly....He is great at helping make matchsticks.....
Enjoy the ride....
Image said:
Permission granted....
Welcome aboard....We are definately not fools....ok maybe a little....we do tend to fuck like fools....
And we are definately crazy....but that is the draw...
Pull up a cushion...the captain should be along shortly....He is great at helping make matchsticks.....
Enjoy the ride....
What is all this I hear... matchsticks, fence sitting, ghost ship of dreams, fucking like fools... it's enough to make anyone wonder - where do I sign up... LOL.
Welcome aboard dear Image... as you have said you are waiting for our dear MH to return, well, I won't jump you right away!
How is everyone this fine day? I am about to jump ship for a bit... just popping in and out...
I'll be back!
Welcome aboard dear Image... as you have said you are waiting for our dear MH to return, well, I won't jump you right away!
How is everyone this fine day? I am about to jump ship for a bit... just popping in and out...
I'll be back!
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bozinka said:
You'll not pop out with out this....
walks over to Bozi and presses my lips against hers
Can't wait till you come back....
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