Masturbators Anonymous...

How often do you mastubate?

  • Monthly

    Votes: 28 1.2%
  • Weekly

    Votes: 104 4.6%
  • Couple Times a Week

    Votes: 572 25.2%
  • Daily

    Votes: 767 33.8%
  • Couple Times a Day

    Votes: 505 22.3%
  • Hourly

    Votes: 9 0.4%
  • As often as fucking possible

    Votes: 283 12.5%

  • Total voters
    2,268
Hello M.A.'ers


Mistress checking in...
... I am breaking in a new toy
... and trying out some Tiger Balm, as stimulant [per suggestion]

.... 3 so far!

XX CD / Coach :devil:

 
MMMMmmmmm Mission Accomplished... I am feeling the GLOW..

14 blissful orgasms for the day

I think I am going to be addicted to my new toy :devil:

xx :heart: CD

Edit: Cumshot Compliation

 
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well I wore the one I had out, in 4 MONTHS, soo it is work a little more money to buy one that is better quality and insured to work for AT least a year :D

CD you are a monster, killing poor defenseless vibrators. However, what a way to go.
 
I give the thing 6 months ;)

If it lasts 6months before I have to use the warranty I'll be happy :D

CD you are a monster, killing poor defenseless vibrators. However, what a way to go.

Hey now! their purpose is to please and I need pleasure.. LOL.. and when I play, I don't do one or two orgasms.. I do at least 10 and usually play for like and hour or two.. so they manufacturers need to amp up the power on them things.. :) :devil:
 
Hey now! their purpose is to please and I need pleasure.. LOL.. and when I play, I don't do one or two orgasms.. I do at least 10 and usually play for like and hour or two.. so they manufacturers need to amp up the power on them things.. :) :devil:[/QUOTE]

In the words of Tim the "tool man" Talyor. "More Power"
 
Hey now! their purpose is to please and I need pleasure.. LOL.. and when I play, I don't do one or two orgasms.. I do at least 10 and usually play for like and hour or two.. so they manufacturers need to amp up the power on them things.. :) :devil:

In the words of Tim the "tool man" Talyor. "More Power"[/QUOTE]

*makes growling man noise in honor of the "tool man"

MORE POWER!
 
Coach..

In the words of Tim the "tool man" Talyor. "More Power"

*makes growling man noise in honor of the "tool man"

MORE POWER!
[/QUOTE]

I would contact the company directly if you manage to do this one in and suggest that they send you their test models to test. Seriously... what machine can put them through the tests that you can manage??
 
well I wore the one I had out, in 4 MONTHS, soo it is work a little more money to buy one that is better quality and insured to work for AT least a year :D

CD have you ever considered getting one of those heavy duty vibrators, you know the ones that don't use batteries, but draw their power from a 100kw diesel generator? I know it's kinda noisy, but it should last you a bit longer... :rolleyes::D
 
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ahhhh.,...

CD have you ever considered getting one of those heavy duty ones, you know the ones that don't use batteries, but draw their power from a 100kw diesel generator? I know it's kinda noisy, but it should last you a bit longer... :rolleyes::D

but then there are the ones powered by your own home nuclear core...

Our coach can best any machine!

She's like that sledge hammering guy that took on the machine... only she's a vibe breaking babe!
 
*makes growling man noise in honor of the "tool man"

MORE POWER!

I would contact the company directly if you manage to do this one in and suggest that they send you their test models to test. Seriously... what machine can put them through the tests that you can manage??[/QUOTE]

CD have you ever considered getting one of those heavy duty vibrators, you know the ones that don't use batteries, but draw their power from a 100kw diesel generator? I know it's kinda noisy, but it should last you a bit longer... :rolleyes::D

but then there are the ones powered by your own home nuclear core...

Our coach can best any machine!

She's like that sledge hammering guy that took on the machine... only she's a vibe breaking babe!

HEY NOW! I didn't do anything crazy to the damned vibrator... LOL. I think I just run the motor too long, LOL... but a diesel powered one does have "power" appeal.. as for the new one... I'm thinking its' motor has a little more staying power.. :devil: but rest assured I will put it to the test! :devil:

thanks for the morning chuckle :rose:
 
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