Me and Myself

didn't read past the first few lines
and the 'f's.


i know why they hate you.
 
I what?

Sorry, had two fingers up my vadge and a porcupine up my ass.
 
Whew, glad that's over and done with.

If only you could see my glow now from afar...
 
Well.

As long as you don't die of horniness I guess you will be OK.
 
Well.

As long as you don't die of horniness I guess you will be OK.

I may not own a Sybian per the brilliant line "Get the Poison Out" that the 70some year-old creator of it told a gal on the Stern Show last year, but I strive to be OK.

Fuck, have you really been here since year 2000?


Anyway, add that to the list... GET THE POISON OUT!
 
In the words of someone who used to be popular:


"You can't please everyone, so you've got to please yourself."
 
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