Measure up, dicks!

[RocketLauncher]

Tricky question. Let's just say it is "of age".

As for the smoking, I think that's my fault. Hot-wiring it to the utility pole at the road probably should've been done by a professional.

Same.
Was off grid, tho. Blew my mind before it blew the generator.
You can only chop down so many trees in a forest, just sayin'.

 

[spacekowboy]

Hmm... Above average. Who'da thunk?

 

[Conager]

Apparently, google ads believes old wives tales about correlation. I just got an oddly specific ad for shoes:

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

https://ci.phncdn.com/videos/201805/10/165606851/original/(m=eaAaGwObaaaa)(mh=qsNtfShGrX8Keh_o)12.jpg

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

https://www.showyourdick.org/image/l08ms5j2tuii-0.jpg

 

[RocketLauncher]

This is me, semi erect. How do i measure up?



http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCLsDZTWMAEk72C.jpg:large

 

[Conager]

I've long <heh> known my length, but found that my guesstimate of girth was overly modest. I have not been able to get a good measure still for lack-o-string at the moment that the much interrupted flow of the GB porn delivery service, er, delivers.

*certain* anti-porn prudes are harshing my efforts to get to a volumetric certainty in the interest of ¡Ciencias!