Meet a woman here for quick fun?

[fntccouple]

Just wondering the best way....blurt it out, take my time?.

Any ideas...honestly just want quick fun and cum...then seeya

 

[SweetErika]

Are you talking chat, or in person?.

Honestly, from what I can tell, most of the ladies here who are open to cyber/phone are seeking reliable partners with great thoughts and writing skills. You're presenting yourself as one of a shitload of guys who lacks original thoughts, excellent writing skills and is just looking to get his rocks off as quickly as possible. Those factors don't make you an attractive prospect to real women.

As such, I'd suggest opening yourself up to chatting with other men, or roleplaying with guys who don't mind writing as women in cyber sessions.

Or if your wife is unaware you're seeking extramarital sex of some sort(s), put your efforts into getting off with her, rather than random people. If she IS aware and supportive, then maybe you could get her involved and/or spend some time cultivating a good "working" relationship with another woman.

Additionally, if you have the money, you could pay for chat or phone sex.

 

[thirty]

Are you talking chat, or in person?.

Honestly, from what I can tell, most of the ladies here who are open to cyber/phone are seeking reliable partners with great thoughts and writing skills. You're presenting yourself as one of a shitload of guys who lacks original thoughts, excellent writing skills and is just looking to get his rocks off as quickly as possible. Those factors don't make you an attractive prospect to real women.

As such, I'd suggest opening yourself up to chatting with other men, or roleplaying with guys who don't mind writing as women in cyber sessions.

Or if your wife is unaware you're seeking extramarital sex of some sort(s), put your efforts into getting off with her, rather than random people. If she IS aware and supportive, then maybe you could get her involved and/or spend some time cultivating a good "working" relationship with another woman.

Additionally, if you have the money, you could pay for chat or phone sex.

I guess the thread starter didn't expect a speech like this.

 

[Somehowyou]

Just wondering the best way....blurt it out, take my time?.

Any ideas...honestly just want quick fun and cum...then seeya

Try Backpage Escorts

 

[SweetErika]

I guess the thread starter didn't expect a speech like this.

I don't know why he wouldn't. If he's spent some time looking around How To, he should expect honest opinions and advice. I tried to give him as many realistic suggestions as I could think of at the time. The fact is, most of the women here aren't champing at the bit to give guys "quick fun and cum...then seeya," especially when said guys have post histories such as the OP's and present themselves as part of a couple. The OP is going to find what he's looking for much quicker in another man or someone who's paid to help him get off.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Just wondering the best way....blurt it out, take my time?.

Any ideas...honestly just want quick fun and cum...then seeya

Think porn and masturbation.

 

[Cameo_Fleur]

Get a blow-up doll. You don't have to talk to it or buy it a drink.

 

[antietampw]

I don't know why he wouldn't. If he's spent some time looking around How To, he should expect honest opinions and advice. I tried to give him as many realistic suggestions as I could think of at the time. The fact is, most of the women here aren't champing at the bit to give guys "quick fun and cum...then seeya," especially when said guys have post histories such as the OP's and present themselves as part of a couple. The OP is going to find what he's looking for much quicker in another man or someone who's paid to help him get off.

Personally, I liked your answer. It was informative and honest. It's exactly the type of answer I would like if I posted a question here.

 

[bumlicker]

haha erika rocks!!

she so says whats shes thinking

 

[LilyPru]

I'm going to be a slight dissenting voice here. If the OP is looking for a quick wham, bam, thank you anonymous lit poster.... then he should just say that. I'm guessing there are quite a few women here who are into that kind of thing...at least from time to time.

Throw out some PMs, cast a wide net, and see what happens. I'm guessing his success rate will be low, but it just takes one horny (and probably drunk) lady.

 

[satindesire]

I'm going to be a slight dissenting voice here. If the OP is looking for a quick wham, bam, thank you anonymous lit poster.... then he should just say that. I'm guessing there are quite a few women here who are into that kind of thing...at least from time to time.

Throw out some PMs, cast a wide net, and see what happens. I'm guessing his success rate will be low, but it just takes one horny (and probably drunk) lady.

And that kind of advice and those kinds of wide-net mass PMs is EXACTLY the reason why this thread was made:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=387054

OP...please, don't do this. You WILL end up on that thread. Trust me.

 

[LilyPru]

And that kind of advice and those kinds of wide-net mass PMs is EXACTLY the reason why this thread was made:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=387054

OP...please, don't do this. You WILL end up on that thread. Trust me.

I meant an honest PM, not an "asshat" one, or whatever that thread is. I think there's a respectful way to approach something like this.... I think it's worse if the OP is dishonest about his motives.

But yes, OP, SatinDesire makes a good point: don't copy and paste a "U wanna cum with me 2 night?" PM to everyone online. No one wants that.

 

[bailadora]

But yes, OP, SatinDesire makes a good point: don't copy and paste a "U wanna cum with me 2 night?" PM to everyone online. No one wants that.

More than that, the OP should do a profile or post history check to see if his intended recipient is the type of person who would even be open to receiving such messages.

 

[silverwhisper]

in addition to what's been suggested fntccouple, check out the personals forum, and esp the playground, a subforum there.

ed

 

[Eilan]

in addition to what's been suggested fntccouple, check out the personals forum, and esp the playground, a subforum there.

ed

Looks like he's done that already. Given the nature/content of those posts, he's getting exactly the results I'd expect him to get.

 

[thirty]

I'm going to be a slight dissenting voice here. If the OP is looking for a quick wham, bam, thank you anonymous lit poster.... then he should just say that. I'm guessing there are quite a few women here who are into that kind of thing...at least from time to time.

Throw out some PMs, cast a wide net, and see what happens. I'm guessing his success rate will be low, but it just takes one horny (and probably drunk) lady.

Maybe I'm a but silly, but what is OP?

 

[infinity706]

I don't know why he wouldn't. If he's spent some time looking around How To, he should expect honest opinions and advice. I tried to give him as many realistic suggestions as I could think of at the time. The fact is, most of the women here aren't champing at the bit to give guys "quick fun and cum...then seeya," especially when said guys have post histories such as the OP's and present themselves as part of a couple. The OP is going to find what he's looking for much quicker in another man or someone who's paid to help him get off.

I don't think the "other man" thing is likely to ever go over well with guys that start threads like this. I've had dozens and dozens of guys mistake me for a woman, online. (infact, the majority of people think I'm female until I say otherwise) I've never heard back from any of the guys that PMed me, after I told them I was male, though.

Of course, I do like the idea. Honestly, though, if the OP wanted another guy, he could just go to personals or one of the local gay hookup spots to find hundreds of guys that would give him a NSA blowjob. You can even find the physical characteristics you want in a fuck buddy if you're willing to put a little effort into it.

 

[JustaguyNJ]

Get a blow-up doll. You don't have to talk to it or buy it a drink.

hahahahah....

 

[Eilan]

Maybe I'm a but silly, but what is OP?

OP is a message-board abbreviation for "Original Poster," or the person who starts a thread.

 

[Tmmldr]

I don't know why he wouldn't. If he's spent some time looking around How To, he should expect honest opinions and advice. I tried to give him as many realistic suggestions as I could think of at the time. The fact is, most of the women here aren't champing at the bit to give guys "quick fun and cum...then seeya," especially when said guys have post histories such as the OP's and present themselves as part of a couple. The OP is going to find what he's looking for much quicker in another man or someone who's paid to help him get off.

But maybe he wasn't thinking of the women here, but the ones in his actual life that he might encounter.

From that point of view, his question is more reasonable. For example, consider a college student who has a buddy that always seems to get a quick sex fix and wonders why he doesn't.

I'm not saying that beats a serious relationship, though, but to each his own...

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

But maybe he wasn't thinking of the women here, but the ones in his actual life that he might encounter.

From that point of view, his question is more reasonable. For example, consider a college student who has a buddy that always seems to get a quick sex fix and wonders why he doesn't.

I'm not saying that beats a serious relationship, though, but to each his own...

Ummmm, the title of the thread is 'Meet a woman here for quick fun?' hence the assumption he was, you know, looking for a woman here on Lit.

 

[NickNasty]

Thank you

I want to thank you all that posted. Most were extremely eloquent and used etiquette while still being to the point. I bow to your civility. I do not proclaim any genteel in either my literary skills or in my mannerisms...in fact, I can be quite crude, although I try to mask brusqueness in humor. I am quite new to forums in general, especially this forum and it's subject matters. In scanning this thread, I have learned a great deal about myself and my lack of respect for subtleties of language. Once again, thank you.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg139/villacabrini/bowing.jpg

 

[Ex Princess]

Sounds like you need more of a "Casual Encounters" post on Craigslist...

 

[night&day]

Good Luck!

I have a FWB in Atlanta who has fucked several guys there. None of them ever got her off. It was all about them and she was their cum bucket. It made her angry and was hurtfull as well. If you are a guy and all you want is a quick fuck to get off, stay home and wack it and have more considerationj for the woman!