Meet the Piffles - OOC Player Recruitment

[Tibxo]

You Soap Stars *sigh*

Yes, Ari. Looks like Mya has left the thread though I will PM her. See if I can persuade her to come back. BTW: I wasn't implying that you made her leave the thread, only that Fifi seemed to get the impression that Paulie was still interested in Belle that could explain why she cut and run.

Heidi, all my stars have starring roles (I do like your perfume by the way) but if you are prepared to discuss it over dinner? (You do remind me of someone.)

 

[darrenfate]

Oh, great it's a MYA love fest! I have to get in on this!

Mya, mya please come back

At least smile as you read this ~Flame~ girl! C'mon now, what is it I can offer you hmm? I could break Federov's leg on the 29th, the day before our big game. Not enough? Hasek's? Hmmm, maybe we should appeal to your sense of being needed. At the big party at the Piffles coming up (I read ahead in the script) all the men will need olives. Or at least a Canadian( I read the Rick antics last night - woman you are hot)

We can have a poll on who we really think Heidi is. I only can say it can't be Las, she would never ever have run away from me, er Brad. Right Las (she sheepishly shook her head yes, I swear).

Then again she may indeed be the Lit virgin her profile denotes - in which case she and Brad ~have~ to get back together!

 

[Tibxo]

Who is Heidi Moist?

If you think that Heidi is in fact someone else, post your opinion here.

 

[Heidi Moist]

Tibvo dear, I hope you have a fat ermmm...wallet. This girl doesn't know the word 'cheap'!

 

[lasciviously_yours]

WOO HOO !! Mya love fest...let's GET-IT-ON !!

Mya come back to the thread baby! You were fun and great reading material.

I was so NOT going to do this, because I do not play these games very well, but I believe something does need to be said. I am not feeding the rumor mill and my only hope is that this will stop the speculation, but if it doesn't...well, some folks just need to feel good about themselves by causing problems.
Yes, Heidi does remind me of someone...could it be...Ok, Ok, I confess it is me. The gig is up. I take all the credit. ME ME ME.
Oh, boy...for those that do not know me, that was dripping with sarcasm, people. Heidi is not me. I am not Heidi. I am far more selfish and needy of recognition to ever use a second name. Not to mention (and most importantly) that I would never hurt or cause someone that I care about to leave. And yes, Darren you are correct...had Heidi been me, I would have absolutly had you naked and bending me over the bed by now.

So, are we done with the Heidi=Las bullshit? Because I am totally over it. Any questions? Please feel free to contact me.

Those that care about me and know me and those that I care about know that the "Heidi" rumor is not true and that is what matters to me.

D,P and Mya ~~ Love you guys. Hang on.

 

[Tibxo]

Special message to Las

Las

In no way was I implying that Heidi is you. Only that she could be someone under a different alias.

Tib.

Would still love you to join in.

 

[Heidi Moist]

Just for the record - Heidi leaving the scene was by no means meant to hurt Mya's feelings.

If it seemed that way, I apologize Mya. I just thought Mya can teach Brad all the 'joys' of sex.

Mya, once again - I apologize. Please come back, because we need you and most important of all - we love you!

 

[lasciviously_yours]

Tib, honey. Thanks for that, but it is totally unwarranted.

No one has accused me publicly and I doubt anyone ever would. However, the rumor is now rampant and I could not keep my mouth shut any longer. Has nothing to do with your question, and I actually did not see that until after I posted.

Oh, the drama of this place is glorious!

Thanks Tib, you are wonderful!


AH HA! Proof, there is no way I could log off and on that fast. I am SO not that coordinated!

 

[darrenfate]

Like sands through the hourglass...

My vote for Heidi (along the if she really isn't Heidi premise) is Marvel. Go on admit it. Just don't want to make George jealous and you really want me, er Brad. Its Ok, come clean...

Hey I've got an idea!

If so many people seem to want to switch roles to guard their hard earned Lit reputations without hurting the feelings of another, how about this.

We make up some characters, one male and one female and post their Ids and passwords here in this OOC thread. Then whenever someone feels "randy" they can just log in and back out with the new skin! Adds an element of intrigue knowing that these are just shells that literally anyone can wear!

I know, I know, its quixotic and silly but the idea also intrigues...

 

[lasciviously_yours]

No, no...I am pretty sure it is me. Yes, my guess is that Heidi is me.

Kudos on the use of the word quixotic, Darren. You little bookworm, you!

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Casting my vote...

I say that Heidi Moist is none other than Tib - International Thread Director (unless of course it's BB)

On the other hand... Why is it so important? Who cares?

 

[chanaud]

Oh my God, stop the madness - this is worse than a soap opera! Wait! Isn't that what we're trying to create here?

I confess - I'm Heidi Moist! It wasn't meant to hide my identity or to hurt any feelings. I saw that Darren didn't have a love interest and since I was already posting as Belle Long, I decided to create a fictitious character, hence Heidi Moist! And, I truly didnt mean to hide my identity. I figured after a few lines, you guys would figure it out.

I apologize to anyone who is upset over this.

Tibvo, I especially owe you an apology! You created a great thread, it's obvious when everybody scrambled to participate in your thread. Too bad, most of the soap opera is occuring behind the scenes. But being the renowned International Thread Creator - you should be used to our pettiness by now. Now, you know who I am, are you still 'up' for dinner?

Hope you all accept my hugs and kisses and continue 'The Piffles'!

 

[mya]

OK, OK, OK and here's my side of the story! I accept half the responsibility for the insanity and I'm sorry to if I worried any of you.

I wasn't sure who Heidi was either, just that she had to be one of the regular Lit posters. And when she posted about Fifi looking like a prostitute and my stuffed dog, I did think I had upset her! And then Brad posted asking Fifi to do something to make her stay...so for sweet Darren's sake (and because I hadn't had a chance to "talk" to him in at least 2 days) I backed out as quick as I could! I wanted him and Heidi to have their chance at their scene! *rolling my eyebrows* It's amazing how one dimensional this medium is huh?!?

Anyways, Fifi left in Paulies van all, not because she was mad at Paulie, but because it seemed like a good way to ensure she didn't get too far away. The van is puffing smoke and could die any time...and that coffee shop where the evil George hangs out can't be that far away! There are lots of ways Fifi can return

And she shall! I love chanaud, and I know she meant me no harm. And I did not mean to stir the hornet's nest by leaving like I did. We were both merely trying so hard to leave so the other could stay, that we boobed in the worst sense of the word!

And remember guys, it's a week night and I can't get here until late to post because of working all day. I posted last night late and didn't get here until 8 pm (cause I had to watch the all new episode of "Charmed"...my secret is out...one of my favorite shows is "Charmed" LOL...OK and Buffy the Vampire Slayer too...no more deep dark secrets from me tonight though!). I was amazed at the fervour this caused. Sorry for any role I played in making it worse.

I LOVE YOU ALL...and so does Fifi. And Dolly, well she could do without any of us...well except Fifi of course!

HUGS AND KISSES! (and I love the mya-love-fest...except if we ever do this again, let's just start a thread called "Mya's Love-Fest" Oh wait, I think I had that last Sunday on my Birthday. And the sweet chanaud, started the thread a mere 15 minutes into my birthday...see all she is my buddy, who only means the best for me.) I love you chanaud! And Darrenfate, and Las, and Ari, Tibvo, and Marvel, you all warm my heart.

 

[chanaud]

Mya darling, you truly are a one classy lady and am priveleged to have you call me your friend.

Mya, I apologize for the prostitute and stuffed dog remark. I was trying to think like an 18 year old. EGADS! As you can tell, I suck at it! LOL

I think you and I were thinking the same when we bowed out to hand Brad to each other. Poor Brad! I think we owe him something for all this - maybe both of us in return?

Again, I apologize to all for this helter skelter! Tibvo, I hope the camera is still rolling!

You know, since we are backstage - there should be a casting couch somewhere.

 

[mya]

Yes, yes, yes...let's have Heidi and Fifi teach Brad a thing or two!

Do you think he can handle us both chanaud? LOL

P.S. Now that I know exactly how you meant the prostitute and dog remark, I'm not offended! (And I have to admit, she's rather...well, ummmm, prostitutish!)


CHANAUD...THE STAGE IS SET FOR YOUR RETURN TO BRAD'S ROOM...AND DARRENFATE, LIKEWISE. *crooking my finger at darrenfate* Hey Big Fella, let's just see if you can really handle us both! *loving but evil laugh*

 

[Tibxo]

The International Thread Director speaks...

Smoking my fat cigar (well don't all famous International Thread Directors smoke fat cigars?), I chuckle from my Director's chair.

Great! Glad you people have ironed out your differences but we need to get the show on the road, we are way behind schedule.

(Mental Note: Remind myself to tell Sidney in Accounts not to pay Chanaud Heidi's wages. No one's getting double wages out of me.)

While we start, I want a roll call of who's still playing. If anyone's is backing out, please tell me.

(Another Mental Note: Get Sidney in Legal to sue the asses of anyone who does want to back out. I'm gonna bleed them dry.)

Mya: Great to have you back. Thread wouldn't have been the same without you.

Darren: You have got a big part ahead of you. Don't blow it.

Chanaud: Why all famous International Thread Directors have casting couches. It is the perk of the job. Dinner after the show?

Okay, people and "Action!"

 

[Yoc]

Roll Call

I'm here and still playing, Boss!

 

[Vailyn]

Sticks Hand Up

Dana's still around, she's just waiting on the "next" day. LOL!!! A swedish hunk w/ blonde hair and blue eyes is supposta take her breath away! <grins>

Pst, Mr. Director/Dad... you and mom gonna stop being such wusses and get the lovey scene going? <salutes, then runs>

Can't ask the damn director a personal like question without ever getting stinkin more work.. Run run run... whoooooooo hoooooooooo

 

[chanaud]

Belle Long/Heidi Moist is here to report! What do you mean I don't get double pay? Sheesh...the things we do for the art of the 'stage'.

I think Heidi, Brad and Fifi should rehearse our scene before the final cut.

Tibvo, shall you meet me in my dressing room after the play?

 

[Tibxo]

Couple of extra things:

Mya: I love Buffy and Charmed too. I am almost tempted to get Sidney in Accounts to give you a pay increase but I won't.

Marvel: George is waiting.

Vailyn/Ari: Do either of you (or both) want to post before Jehanox does? He is just wondering.

Chanaud: So you want to do some private negotiation do you?

 

[Yoc]

The Evil George

Guys!

Just want to make sure you know that none of the character know of Evil George's existence (apart from Good George, Gracie and Paulie). But even with Gracie, she has all but forgotten that he exists.

 

[Tibxo]

General J. T. McCree

New character for Meet the Piffles.

Middle-aged loud-mouthed US General who smokes big cigars and is after Jehanox's George Piffle aka The Viagronic Man.

I also want to wish Mya and Ari all the best in the spin-off thread: Captain Paulie's Argosy...and Fifi's too!.

Mental Note: Get Sidney to check that we have copyrighted the Piffles name so that we can sue. Heh! Heh!