Memories..

[Never]

This dee_cole is some stud muffin. He makes my panties wet every time he says something about himself (which seems to be his favorite subject).

As some of you know I like to write erotic stories about members of this BB. Just ask Roger the Scotsquatch (hi Honey!).

I propose an erotic story contest of which the subject must be the living legend in his own mind himself, dee_cole.

Here's my entry ...

The Cleveland Zoo acquired a very rare black sheep, a female. Within a few weeks the ewe became very onery and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The new black ewe was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male black sheep of this rare breed to be found anywhere. The zoo officials decided they must find a surrogate stud.

While reflecting on the problem, the zoo administrator noticed the pooper scooper, dee_cole, grunting "baaa, baaa, baaa" and pretending he was a sheep while chomping on sheep chips and chanting "Good cookie! Good cookie!"

Dee_cole was approached by the zoo administrator with a proposition: would he be willing to screw the ewe for five hundred bucks? Dee_cole showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The next day, dee_cole announced that he would accept the offer, but only under three conditions. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her." All dee_cole's "women" complained about being fucked but not kissed according to the zoo's background investigation.

"Secondly," dee_cole insisted, "I want nothing to do with any offspring that result from this union. I don't believe in 'child' support. I expect my offspring to support me. Hey, I'll pimp for the little one but that's about it."

The zoo administrator asked dee_cole about his third condition. "Well," said dee_cole, "You've gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred bucks."

 

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ok sorry I was full of shit yeah ohnest I havn`t got any pictures for fucks sake your going to have to believe me!!!!!!!!!!!

hi der everybody who wants to have a puff of me ganja joint(in a jamaican voice) eh I thought bob marley was dead god damn miracle just happend honey ...... well then did anyone fancy a dip in me pool???? its a bit chilly around tha old willy though.......fuck me im bored dont realy fancy a war but so fuck will have to do it for my queen an country "I will fight them on the beaches" "strike them down with my mighty claw" well something like that anyway....hi there for anyone that gives a shit....I know I have one or two budys I hope anyway I couldn`t bear to live my life like this I need some god damn valium doc ohnest there for me mate...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I think I'm drunk.


Either that or that was two of the wierdest Neverposts I have ever seen in sequence

 

[Never]

Answer:

Ramlick: Does anyone know where I can find pics from free Penthouse magazine? I'm looking specifically for the hot hardcore pics that Penthouse now publishes every month. Can't seem to find them anywhere.

Question: How do you start a huge flamewar with only 3 sentances?

 

[Never]

Seeing as in the near future I am getting a reduction surgery to have a normal penis and don't know what size I want, Cheyenne suggested this.

Alright Ladies what size woulf you like? As I ask this keep in mind what is most comforatble to handle, not something that is going to feel like reverse pregnancy.

Things to consider lentgh and width. I know women talk about being filled, but I don't want to be stuffing the special gal so that she is uncomfortable with the sex thing. I plan on learning all kinds of special sex techniues that will fun to learn and perfect. And I have already learned so much from so many of you here.

So Ladies what size do you prefer for maximum enjoyment without the suffering.

 

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Laurel: It seems to me that there's been a lot more negativity on the board lately, that posters are jumping on other posters for things that usually would go unattacked, and that the attacks are more vicious and personal than before. Is this my perception, or do any of you sense the same thing?

 

[Never]

Always: Screaming day traders.

 

[Cheyenne]

That penis reduction post is an ancient thread from Todd. Why is Never posting it?

 

[Cath!]

Jim Croce...

Photographs and memories
All the love you gave to me
Somehow it just can't be true
That's all I've left of you

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Answer:


Question: How do you start a huge flamewar with only 3 sentances?

Shit and I started that one too.. damn.

 

[Never]

Slut_boy: Yes, I am about to kiss someone on this BB. But its not the kind of kiss that she wants (hey, did JC want to get kissed by Judas?)

Let me ask you something: If someone in a RL community acted anti-socially by, lets say, disrupting the lives of other people in the community and making their lives a misery - what would happen? Well that person would be removed from society. Part of the rationale for removing them is to protect the community from them; but it is also so that the offender can go away and realise the consequences with a view to reforming (rehabilitating) themselves.

I don't understand why we on this BB forgive so easily the actions of someone so fucking vile and disgusting. Those that have been around this BB for long enough will know that I never seek out conflict. But when it happens (and it is sometimes an inevitable by-product of human interaction) then I try to resolve it privately - usually in an e-mail. That normally happens from a misunderstanding. But misunderstandings (I think) can be excused - malicious attacks on a community of people can't.

There are only a few people on this BB that will remember the vicious attacks levelled by the likes of Leah, Raven, Fake Name. My problem, and I really do hope that someone can explain it to me, is why we are forgiving of this behaviour especially when we know that all these trolls are the alter-ego of one person. Why do some of us turn a blind eye to the past? Or is it that some of us only joined this community after it all happened and so are oblivious to this? (...in which case you may want to check out the disgusting conduct of this troll).

I find, without a sincere apology coupled with a committment to reform, that this type of person is unhealthy in any community - even (especially) this one. Now I would never try to speak for others, but I am speaking for myself. I am unable to accept this person - but could if (i) she admits that what she has done was wrong; and (ii) offers a sincere apology to those that she harmed; and (iii) undertakes to reform herself. Until then, her continued visits to this BB make a total mockery of us all, as do they show a dire lack of respect to us all.

*Slut_boy leans over to kiss [Minnie Mouse] on the cheek*

 

[Never]

Lasher: Current Batch of Newbies... Why hasn't anyone told them to shut the fuck up yet??

 

[Never]

Hey, I was SERIOUS with my reply! Once you figure out the "how to" I WANT PICTURES!!! I think they'd be a hit on this site, certainly in the top 10 category. Not often you get to see a guy fuck a tree ya know.

 

[Never]

Once upon a time on this BB there was a person named Athos. Athos posted 3 messages. The first was a thread she started on 10-25 entitled "Deborah's stories are BS." I took her rant and posted it to the "Hot Daughter" thread as if I wrote it. Yeah, and didn't one of my girlfriends think that was too funny (you know who you are!) Well, of course this pissed Athos off and she ranted on me, accusing me of plagarism. AND, she sent me a ranting E-mail. And what do you suppose her real name is? You got it, Leah.

So those were Athos' first two posts. Rants on me. Now, for her third and final post. This is interesting. Raven began a new thread on 12-16 entitled "I think I've really lost it this time." Now, Raven posts another message on this thread on 12-17 at 10:51 PM. And guess who posts a message four minutes later? You got it, Athos.

That's not all this sorry little snot has been up to, but you all go figure it out for yourselves.

 

[Never]

OK, here I am, sitting at my keyboard, heart literally pounding. There's something that I have wanted to say for quite a long time now but the longer I have left it the harder it has got.

When I first visited this website, it was believe it or not an attempt to locate some stories by Anais Nin, who is an author that I read when I was youger and really enjoyed. When I got to the site I was intrigued by the wealth of stories that I found here coming from semi-professional to amateur authors. I liked it so much in fact that I decided that I would try and write a story myself. What the hell - why not! And so I wrote the first installment of Alone in London pretty much off the top of my head. It was a really liberating experience writing an erotic story. I have dabbled a bit in general fiction before but this was a first. I then was confronted with having to create a pen name and that is when I came up with the idea of crystal. From a purely personal perspective, I figured that having a woman's name would be best as (or at least I thought) the majority of readers would be men and that therefore they would be more inclined to read the story and give me feedback (which is ultimately the main reason for writing..isn't it?) And thus the name crystal was born.

I didn't at first even realise that there was a bulletin board on this site but when I did I sought to get some feedback on that. That's where things started to go a bit wrong. I tried to word things so that gender was never really an issue but obviously with a name like crystal I guess that people just presume. I also attempted to avoid speaking about sex as such on the BB and addressed instead subjects such as writing and politics. But of course, as I got to know people a bit better it was inevitable that sex was going to be on the agenda. As far as I can remember, I only started two sex threads. 'Ben Wha balls' and 'Anal Sex'. The inspiration for those threads came from my girlfriend who had talked about her worries with me. I figured the best place to find out was here!

And so, things continued and the deceit spread. I must say for the record that I never lead any men on. Anyone who tried to get personal over emails I would give the cold shoulder and I never suggested to anybody that we should indulge in any kind of cyber sex. I don't want to trick or deceive anyone with something so personal. But the problem is that I have tricked and deceived and of that I am truely sorry.

I really don't know what reaction this post is going to get. It could be that noone cares who I really am - after all the real essence of the web is anonymity and I would be surprised if everyone else's persona is true to reality.

So there, I've said it, all I need to do is click on the submit button and my secret is out. I hope that no-one will be offended and if you are, I apologize again.

So to introduce myself properly this time! I am still 22, I still live in Northern England and I still feel that owning guns is insane! My proper name is David but for the purpose of this website, I will be called Flagg ('cos I love the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings). I will probaly abstain from the BB (which will be hard!) and wait and see what if any response I get before posting again.

And so, crystal lays to rest. I think I'll quite miss her 'cos she was a nice young girl.

Flagg.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Some self flaggelation... always satisfying

 

[Never]

I won a ticket to the circus in town tonight I went and was content on enjoying the show, sitting by myself with an empty seat on either side of me in the back row 5 rows above everyone else at least 5 rows below me{yes I am a loner}.

What should happen but these two young chicks 18-19 come sit down on either side of me. They didn't say a thing. One proceeded to unzip my pants and pulled out my cock. and started stroking, the other girl stroked my balls. Me being the loser I am lasted only 45 seconds and blew my load the second girl leaned over licked my load off, the first girl licked her hand clean. They put me away zipped me up and left with out saying a word.


Dagnavit, I want to go to the circus more often.

Sorry for blabbing its just my first sexual experience with something other than my own hand.

As you were.

 

[Never]

WH:

I lived with a Thai woman for six months when stationed there.

She tried to kill me five times.

 

[Never]

If you could pick the Antichrist to vote for (instead of kissing Jeb Bush's glorious Arse), who would it be? I'd vote for Howard Stern's silent sidekick...or Jack Kemp...

 

[Never]

http://www.wetlands.net/webperv/DSC_2017.JPG

 

[Never]

I've figured out who Gnufi Poppets is...

The bastard child of *bratcat* and KIDROCK1…which explains the speech problems.

Todd, I’ll bet Gnufi is free for a playdate today. Did you clean out the sandbox, or is it still yellow?

 

[Never]

I am sick to death of people trying to find a way to 'sue' this web site for every little negative...
response
email
Instant message
or interaction

,.....with another person using this site.

The thread from Darkstaff really got me going...so let me make it perfectly clear to all you would be suers and frivilous lawsuit seekers.....

There are waivers of liability and Notices of assumption of the risk all over this web site....
Take a moment and read them so you know your rights, obligations and what you assume in liability by participating in this web site in any capacity....

I made sure these waivers and notices were all over the place...so you would see them,,,but apparently in the haste to post yet another rant, rave, thread, post, flirt etc...many of you have ignored them or just never noticed them....

WELL DO SO NOW PLEASE !!!!

They are to left where you post a response
At the home page
On the Personal Section under Laurels Thread at the top
On the Email section
...and various other places....

Now hear this loud and clear....

Laurel, Manu and this web site ARE NOT responsible for any threats via email or posting that someone else sends to you in response to something you post here....nor are they legally responsible for any negative interaction with anyone you discuss, talk, chat, post, instant message, email or phone from this web site.....

If you dont agree with that....one simple solution...

DONT POST OR INTERACT ON THIS SITE.

But remember this...you have no viable lawsuit with any merit against this site for what ANOTHER person does on this site or says to you on this site or from this site.

If you try to sue this site for such a meritless and frivilous lawsuit it will cost you alot in sanctions and monetary awards for harassment and abuse of process.

I just had to clarify this...it is getting out of hand between Patryn, Darkstaff and others that have hinting at suing this site for something they didnt like occurring or being said to them or about them.

Now, go play nice.
And forget about lawsuits...or Siren will growl at you and really take a bite out of you !!!

 

[Never]

CHECKOUT GIRL: I need to see your ID for the wine, please.

WOMAN: (Showing her West Virginia driver's license) Here you go.

CHECKOUT GIRL: (Rolling her eyes) If you're going to use a fake ID, you could at least use one from a real state.

 

[Never]

Welcome to Literotica, to our newest memeber, 30inchdickinmypants

 

[Never]

TITLE PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP!! CRITICISM AND MAKING FUN IS FINE....BUT YOU GO WAY OVER THE BOUNDARY. ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOUR SMARTASS SMARMY IMAGE ON THIS BOARD AND WHAT YOUR LITTLE FOLLOWERSTHINK ABOUT YOU. I DON'T THINK YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS WORLD AND THAT IS REALLY SAD. AS FOR ME, I DO GIVE A SHIT AND WILL STICK MY NECK OUT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. I'M SURE YOU WILL COME UP WITH A GREAT SMARTASS REPLY TO THIS POST ALSO THAT WILL THRILL AND TITILLATE EVERYONE. IT'S YOUR LIFE...WASTE IT HOW YOU LIKE.........