Men ... A Pussy Eating Questionnaire

[hector5950]

1: Have you ever eaten pussy? Yes, love to
2: How old were you the first time you did? 18
3: How old was she? 18
4: Did you make her cum? No
5: How do you prefer your pussy? Trimmed wrapped in panties
6: How many pussies have you eaten? over 20
7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)? all of the above
8: Would you let a woman sit on your face? I have and would again
9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something? No
10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy? No
11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came? No idea
12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you? I have and would again

 

[cam65]

1: Have you ever eaten pussy? yes
2: How old were you the first time you did? 17
3: How old was she? 16
4: Did you make her cum? no
5: How do you prefer your pussy? wet
6: How many pussies have you eaten? 8
7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)? mouth
8: Would you let a woman sit on your face? yes
9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something? yes blowjob
10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy?no
11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came? hr
12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you yes thats how i like it

 

[menbeingmen]

I love pussy

1: Have you ever eaten pussy?

MMMM yes!

2: How old were you the first time you did?

22, late bloomer I guess.

3: How old was she?

22

4: Did you make her cum?

First time, every time

5: How do you prefer your pussy?

Depends on the day. Some days I like it bare, other days I love to smell her in her hair. She keeps it varied.

6: How many pussies have you eaten?

Only 1, would love to eat more. I know its ins and outs though. Better than she does.

7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)?

I usually only need my lips/tongue, occasionally use a finger.

8: Would you let a woman sit on your face?

Have and would do it again.

9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something?

My dick sucked.

10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy?

No

11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came?

Occasionally, I'll make her wait for a while. I love to tease her for an hour before I let her cum.

12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you?

Yes, it is ok.

 

[Collin_Starks]

1: Have you ever eaten pussy?
Yes, I have.

2: How old were you the first time you did?
I was 12 years old.

3: How old was she?
She was 13 years old.

4: Did you make her cum?
No, unfortunately, we were both so new at eating pussy that neither of us knew what we were doing or how far we needed to take it. She gave me orgasms giving me head, however.

5: How do you prefer your pussy?
I prefer them to be tight, with minimal hair, and a normal smell that comes from a woman being on her feet all day.

6: How many pussies have you eaten?
Probably higher, but I can only remember 10.

7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)?
I like to use whatever I can; I LOVE to lick pussy but I also like to finger my wife while I am going down on her. (She loves this by the way) and when she's let me, I'ved used a realistic dildo on her that drove her nuts.

8: Would you let a woman sit on your face?
Yes, I would love this.

9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something?
Yes, for a blowjob.

10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy?
I can't say that I have off the top of my head.

11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came?
I have gone for 30 or 40 minutes depending on the woman, some women would rather just get it done, others like to ride it out.

12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you?
Almost, but it is a huge turn on for me to think about doing this.

 

[TellMeAStoryGuy]

1: Have you ever eaten pussy?

Absolutely. Almost every woman I ever had sex with.​

2: How old were you the first time you did?

18. But I was a late starter, having lost my virginity only days earlier to the same girl.​

3: How old was she?

18, a few months older than I.​

4: Did you make her cum?

I doubt it, unfortunately. She was a very tense girl who only saw sex as a means to an end: husband, home, kids, divorce, child support. (No, seriously. That's what she did to the guy she dated after we broke up.)​

5: How do you prefer your pussy?

As smooth and soft as a baby's butt. I like a shaved pussy. and I like a fresh pussy; there is nothing worse than getting down there, wanting to make a woman scream in ecstasy, and then want to get away from it as fast as you can because it wreaks, tastes nasty, or both.​

6: How many pussies have you eaten?

Like I said, almost all of them. Maybe 25.​

7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)?

It depends upon the woman. My most recent "meal" liked me to turn my hand palm up, insert one or both of my longest fingers, and massage the front inside of her vagina while tonguing her clit, both with up and down motions. I could make her cum 3, sometimes 4 times before she just couldn't take anymore.​

8: Would you let a woman sit on your face?

Been there, done that; not really an enjoyable act for me except the one time that I also had a woman over my groin fucking me. In all honesty, I would have preferred having them at separate times, or having them together while they did each other. But they weren't interested in one another. They just wanted to claim they'd had a threesome. Threesomes are had to partake in and still enjoy. Don't know why so many men fantasize about them.​

9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something?

Once, while in the Navy. Got to spend a weekend at a private resort because I impressed a member with my tongue. Was also the first and only time I'd been with a woman more than twice my age. And by the way, she tasted fantastic.​

10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy?

Oh, god. I haven't thought about that for years. Her sister, barging in and finding me buried beneath the blankets, feet sticking out of the blanket, and her knees high around my head. The sister went straight to the father, and I got a little talking to after that and was never allowed in the house again.​

11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came?

Not really sure, but it was at least 20 minutes. It was her first orgasm; she'd been molested as a girl (which I didn't know at the time) and she had a hard time relaxing. We'd been in bed a dozen times, just "getting familiar" through touching, before I ever went down on her, let alone fucking her.​

12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you?[/QUOTE]

Sure, I have; why not. My father always said, "You can fuck what you suck, but don't suck what you fuck." My opinion is, eating pussy is nasty enough; what's having a little cum with it hurt?​

 

[Lookinguphill]

1: Have you ever eaten pussy? Yes
2: How old were you the first time you did? 26
3: How old was she? 25
4: Did you make her cum? Yes
5: How do you prefer your pussy? No preference
6: How many pussies have you eaten? 3
7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)? Prefer my mouth, but always open to changing things up
8: Would you let a woman sit on your face? Yes
9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something? No
10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy? No
11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came? hmm, 10 minutes
12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you? I haven't but you never know what the future holds

 

[tonguetwister69]

I have not seen one for the men. So saddle up guys and tells us about eating pussy ...

1: Have you ever eaten pussy?
2: How old were you the first time you did?
3: How old was she?
4: Did you make her cum?
5: How do you prefer your pussy?
6: How many pussies have you eaten?
7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)?
8: Would you let a woman sit on your face?
9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something?
10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy?
11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came?
12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you?

1. Yes
2. 8 years old
3. 8 years old
4. nope, we didn't know what we were doing. We copied some picture we saw
5. Shaved, or at least trimmed
6. 3 only
7. Mouth, rarely fingers
8. Always
9. To get her to stop being mad
10. Got caught eating a girl out once by a stranger. She was face sitting me in a slightly public place
11. 10 minutes -- because she was extra mad at me that day
12. nope, I don't think I would ever

 

[AvilaGuy]

I have not seen one for the men. So saddle up guys and tells us about eating pussy ...

1: Have you ever eaten pussy? Yes
2: How old were you the first time you did? 18
3: How old was she? 18
4: Did you make her cum? No
5: How do you prefer your pussy? Hot, wet, hairy
6: How many pussies have you eaten? Lots, lost count
7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)? fingers, vibe
8: Would you let a woman sit on your face? Please!
9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something? No
10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy? No
11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came? an hour
12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Not yet Or would you? Yes

Tasty!

 

[agenttexx]

1: Have you ever eaten pussy?

Yes. I enjoy it and it turns me on.

2: How old were you the first time you did?

14. Snuck out with the preacher's graddaughter.

3: How old was she?

14. She asked me if I wanted to try it and told me exactly what to do.

4: Did you make her cum?

Yes. She also told me i followed her instructions perfectly.

5: How do you prefer your pussy?

Shaved, Clean, Sweet and ready for lovin'.

6: How many pussies have you eaten?

At least 8, there was some drunken antics in there, so not sure possibly 9 or 10.

7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)?

Mouth, tongue, fingers, breath mints - whatever it takes to make her beg for cock.

8: Would you let a woman sit on your face?

Yes.

9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something?

I Ate Ex because I lost a bet at Dairy Queen involving a blizzard and nipples - don't ask!

10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy?

Yes. Was eating ex on the couch and right as she was about to cum, her older brother came up the steps. The door chain stopped him from coming right in.

11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came?

30-45 minutes. At that point if they aren't begging for cock, I check for a pulse.

12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Not yet Or would you?

I haven't but I might if she asked.

 

[lidien]

1: Have you ever eaten pussy?
yes as often as I can
2: How old were you the first time you did?
14
3: How old was she?
14
4: Did you make her cum? she said so but probably not
5: How do you prefer your pussy? trimmed is nice or lifted up on my shoulders with hers leaning against the wall is enjoyable, bent over infront of me... well pretty much all depends on the mood
6: How many pussies have you eaten? 12
7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)? fingers toys sometimes just the tip of my tongue lightly licking again all depends on the mood
8: Would you let a woman sit on your face? ofcourse
9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something? no just for enjoyment not for leverage
10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy?no
11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came? 45 mins
12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you?yes I have in the past when I got off first it is only fair that she gets hers too

 

[benton81]

1: Have you ever eaten pussy? Hell yeah

2: How old were you the first time you did? 16

3: How old was she? Same age

4: Did you make her cum? Yeah

5: How do you prefer your pussy? Wet and ready for my tongue

6: How many pussies have you eaten? 12

7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)? Anything that I can find.

8: Would you let a woman sit on your face? I love it.

9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something? No

10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy? No

11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came? About 20 minutes.

12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you? Never have, never would.

 

[starbuckwylde]

Didn't know about this thread, so I originally posted this in the bj questionnaire

1: Have you ever eaten pussy? Um... Hell yeah! The rest of this questionnaire would be pretty boring if the answer was "No."
2: How old were you the first time you did? 17 or 18 (senior year of HS).
3: How old was she? 24
4: Did you make her cum? Yes!
5: How do you prefer your pussy? In my mouth ... Haha! Seriously, shaved (or at least trimmed is best, but I'll take it any way it cums.
6: How many pussies have you eaten? Not sure ... 5-10
7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)? Have used fingers, but I prefer to use just my mouth.
8: Would you let a woman sit on your face? F*CK YEAH! (but my wife doesn't like doing it that way )
9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something? Yes...REALLY horny!!
10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy? Yes. 1st time right after my GF finished cumming I looked up and caught a glimpse of her little brother peeking in the window from outside.
11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came? Not sure, but the shortest was under 10 seconds. Not sure what was going on with her that night, but she literally started cumming almost the instant I put my mouth on her. The longest was over 2 hours, but she got off 15 times (I counted )
12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you? I just recently started doing this, and I LOVE it! We'll go for hours while I alternate between f*cking and just before she cums I'll go down and finish her with my mouth and then continue f*cking until she gets off several times. After I cum I'll go down and suck her for a while until I'm ready for another round. I wish I had discovered this sooner!!! Just writing this, I can't wait till she gets home .


Here are some questions I answered from the other questionnaire that are not on this one...

10. How long have you waited before eating pussy? Depends...sometimes hours.
11. What different places have you eaten pussy? Bedroom (of course), couch, hotel room, hiking trail, shower, back seat.
13. Have you ever given oral to one of your friends girlfriends behind their back? Yes, but he was more of an acquaintance ... (See #17).
14. Do you prefer to give or receive oral? I LOVE to give!!
17. Whats the best pussy eating story you have? Well ... the strangest would have to be my ex-roommate. She had a boyfriend and I didn't really find her attractive, but we just kinda got bored one day started f*cking and we kept it going on a regular basis. One day I found out she had been stealing money from me and I when I went to confront her, she was sleeping on the couch. I don't know what came over me, but while she was sleeping I got down on my knees and started kissing her pussy over her panties (I had never eaten her pussy before that although she had tried to get me to do it many times). At some point she woke up and slipped her index finger under her panties and pulled them to the side. She put her other hand on the back of my head and I just let go and started eating her pussy. She's grinding on my mouth, and the whole time, I'm thinking, "I can't believe this bitch stole from me, and here I am on my knees eating this bitch's pussy!" I just couldn't stop. After she finished cumming I look up and she's got this smirk on her face. Even while I'm still on my knees with my mouth on her pussy, I'm thinking, "BITCH!" Crazy, huh?

 

[hoobabooba]

I have not seen one for the men. So saddle up guys and tells us about eating pussy ...

1: Have you ever eaten pussy? Yes
2: How old were you the first time you did? 17
3: How old was she? 17
4: Did you make her cum? It was in a park, so had no enough time
5: How do you prefer your pussy? anytime, anywhere
6: How many pussies have you eaten? 12
7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)? mouth and fingers most of the time, but used toys with my ex gfs
8: Would you let a woman sit on your face? That's most desired moment on sex.. LOVE IT when she does it without me asking her to do
9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something? hehe, Yes.. she was about to cum and I requested her for a 3some
10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy? Yes. Her sister came walked in to the room.. that was funny
11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came? I usually dont let her cum fast.. i change the positions, and let her relax when she is about to cum to extend the duration, sometimes it makes her ejaculate and I love to drink that sweet juice
12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you? usually I make her cum first then I satisfy myself.. Ladies first you know.. never tried that.. but my GF had fed my cum several times after giving me blowjobs.. we both love to experiment things.. so no issues

 

[Elmo_Lincoln]

1: Have you ever eaten pussy? Yes
2: How old were you the first time you did? 20
3: How old was she? 20
4: Did you make her cum? Yes
5: How do you prefer your pussy? Ready, willing and able!
6: How many pussies have you eaten? Don't know
7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)? If I'm eating pussy, usually just my mouth/tongue
8: Would you let a woman sit on your face? Yes
9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something? If getting a blowjob afterwards counts, then yes
10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy? No
11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came? Maybe about 20 minutes
12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? No. Or would you? Don't think so, but that's just me. Then again, who knows?

 

[ez4u2dom]

1: Have you ever eaten pussy? Yes
2: How old were you the first time you did? 17
3: How old was she? 28
4: Did you make her cum? Yes
5: How do you prefer your pussy? On my face
6: How many pussies have you eaten? Unknown. A LOT
7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)? All of the above
8: Would you let a woman sit on your face? Yes
9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something? Yes, a blowjob
10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy? No
11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came? 10-12 minutes
12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you? Yes, after I have and others have. Would again.

 

[FrankyK]

I have not seen one for the men. So saddle up guys and tells us about eating pussy ...

1: Have you ever eaten pussy? Yes
2: How old were you the first time you did? 18?
3: How old was she? 19
4: Did you make her cum? Yes
5: How do you prefer your pussy? I'll take pussy anyway they come.
6: How many pussies have you eaten? 5
7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)? I like to use anything if it brings her to orgasm.
8: Would you let a woman sit on your face? If she enjoys it, sure.
9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something? No.
10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy? No.
11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came? 30 minutes
12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you?

I'd be willing to give it a try if she wants.

 

[69thfirmesthand]

1: Have you ever eaten pussy? Yes
2: How old were you the first time you did? 18
3: How old was she? 27 My best friends Aunt!
4: Did you make her cum? Yes
5: How do you prefer your pussy? Wet,swollen,engorged,sweet,dripping just to name a few yummy
6: How many pussies have you eaten? Not enough!
7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)? I have used tongue,finger(s),fist,toy(s),vegtables.
8: Would you let a woman sit on your face? Oh yes,nothing like a woman who squirts on your face.MMMMMM so good.so yummy.
9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something? Yes
10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy? Yes
11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came? 15 minutes, first time being together,but once she achieved orgasm,she was multi orgasmic and became very wet.Nothing better than a good face drenching when your eating a pussy.
12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you? Yes!

 

[69thfirmesthand]

A comment to the Ladies!

1: Have you ever eaten pussy? Yes
2: How old were you the first time you did? 18
3: How old was she? 27 My best friends Aunt!
4: Did you make her cum? Yes
5: How do you prefer your pussy? Wet,swollen,engorged,sweet,dripping just to name a few yummy
6: How many pussies have you eaten? Not enough!
7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)? I have used tongue,finger(s),fist,toy(s),vegtables.
8: Would you let a woman sit on your face? Oh yes,nothing like a woman who squirts on your face.MMMMMM so good.so yummy.
9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something? Yes
10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy? Yes
11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came? 15 minutes, first time being together,but once she achieved orgasm,she was multi orgasmic and became very wet.Nothing better than a good face drenching when your eating a pussy.
12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you? Yes!

Ladies when your partner wants to eat your pussy.Dont be concerned about all the little excuses ladies throw at us men.If we didnt want to eat your Yummy Pussy and give you the ultimate pleasure.I dont know about other men but it turns me on to eat pussy and I love the taste,intimacy.Then once the lady achieves a orgasm I like to see if I can drive her absolutely crazy by eating her pussy.Ultimate goal each time I eat a pussy is to have to change the sheets for the lady I am with.So ladies let your man get busy to eating your pussy.

 

[HornyVikingMN]

Stories, please!

I'm always intrigued by "first times" where there is a significant age gap. For you guys that were quite a bit younger than the women who introduced you to the pleasures of going down, I'd love to know the stories behind it. Who was it? What was the scenario and how did it happen? Do tell! It's the stories that make threads like this interesting!

1: Have you ever eaten pussy? Yes
2: How old were you the first time you did? 18
3: How old was she? 27 My best friends Aunt!

1: Have you ever eaten pussy? Yes
2: How old were you the first time you did? 17
3: How old was she? 28

1: Have you ever eaten pussy? Um... Hell yeah! The rest of this questionnaire would be pretty boring if the answer was "No."
2: How old were you the first time you did? 17 or 18 (senior year of HS).
3: How old was she? 24

 

[Nidan]

I figure I've answered most of this here:

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=39696224&postcount=126

 

[Hidden_Icarus]

1: Have you ever eaten pussy?
Yep.

2: How old were you the first time you did?
18

3: How old was she?
19

4: Did you make her cum?
Oh yeah.

5: How do you prefer your pussy?
Trimmed or shaven (preferably not bristly, haha). Too much hair gets in the way.

6: How many pussies have you eaten?
Just two (sort of three).

7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)?
Everything I can get my hands on.

8: Would you let a woman sit on your face?
All the time!

9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something?
Apart from 'her wet', once so that I could get some writing done without her pawing at me lustily.

10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy?
Yep. Threesome at a house party and people kept walking in.

11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came?
Ooh, I don't know. About an hour, hour and a half maybe?

12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you?
I probably have, I don't really keep track.

 

[vwnut]

1: Have you ever eaten pussy?
yes
2: How old were you the first time you did?
15
3: How old was she?
14
4: Did you make her cum?
No
5: How do you prefer your pussy?
trimmed, not shaved
6: How many pussies have you eaten?
maybe 8
7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)?
Just my mouth
8: Would you let a woman sit on your face?
Yes
9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something?
Yes, reciprocation
10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy?
No
11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came?
2 or 3 minutes
12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you?
Yes, yes

 

[ice6869]

I have not seen one for the men. So saddle up guys and tells us about eating pussy ...

1: Have you ever eaten pussy? Yes
2: How old were you the first time you did? 15
3: How old was she? 16
4: Did you make her cum? Yes all over my face 4 times
5: How do you prefer your pussy? Smoother the better
6: How many pussies have you eaten? 10
7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)? Depends want they wanted.
8: Would you let a woman sit on your face? Yes all the time
9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something? yes a one hell of a blow job
10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy? Yep by the ex'es sister it was a good thing
11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came? 5 minutes
12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you? Yes I have, would do it again if they wanted me too.

 

[Ekserb]

1: Have you ever eaten pussy?

Yes, usually once a week.

2: How old were you the first time you did?

Very young. I can't remember exactly.

3: How old was she?

She? I guess maybe less than thirty minutes. Weird question.

4: Did you make her cum?

That's what they do when you order takeout. (Nice spelling, by the way.)

5: How do you prefer your pussy?

Hawaiian. With ham and pineapple.

6: How many pussies have you eaten?

Too many to count accurately, but I'll say around 350.

7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)?

Mouth and fingers. Sometimes with a fork and knife if I don't feel like getting my hands dirty.

8: Would you let a woman sit on your face?

Ew. Sicko.

9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something?

One time in high school I had to eat a bunch to win a prize. Does that count?

10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy?

Every time. Was I supposed to be sneaky about it?

11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came?

I don't think I've ever eaten it before it was delivered. And the delivery person isn't always a woman.

12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you?

Again, ew. I already answered the question about how I like it. I'm not big on variety.

 

[emmy_christina]

1: Have you ever eaten pussy?

Yes, usually once a week.

2: How old were you the first time you did?

Very young. I can't remember exactly.

3: How old was she?

She? I guess maybe less than thirty minutes. Weird question.

4: Did you make her cum?

That's what they do when you order takeout. (Nice spelling, by the way.)

5: How do you prefer your pussy?

Hawaiian. With ham and pineapple.

6: How many pussies have you eaten?

Too many to count accurately, but I'll say around 350.

7: Do you prefer to just use your mouth, or do you use other things (fingers, toys etc)?

Mouth and fingers. Sometimes with a fork and knife if I don't feel like getting my hands dirty.

8: Would you let a woman sit on your face?

Ew. Sicko.

9: Have you ever eaten a pussy to get something?

One time in high school I had to eat a bunch to win a prize. Does that count?

10: Have you ever been caught eating pussy?

Every time. Was I supposed to be sneaky about it?

11: What is the longest time you have spent eating pussy before the woman came?

I don't think I've ever eaten it before it was delivered. And the delivery person isn't always a woman.

12: Eaten pussy after you have cum in it? Or would you?

Again, ew. I already answered the question about how I like it. I'm not big on variety.

Oh my god, this made my day, tears are rolling over my cheeks from laughing......
Thank YOU