Men can be such idiots.

niteshade

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I just got back from a Mini-Vacation on the river, and He couldn't go, so I was solo for the weekend. Well, we hit the water one more time before we left, so I was driving home w/ just my swimsuit on ( In case ya'll missed it, I am a 38dddd) and ended up having these guys in a truck follow me almost all the way home, swerving all over the highway, leaning out the window, etc for over an hour, trying to get my attention. I mean, really. I am not hot, or anything... just this oversized chest minding it's own business inside my car, and look what happens. They almost had an accident, for christ sake. Why do men act that way?

P.s. I know this isn't bdsm related, but I only post here, and wanted to hear what ya'll think.
 
I rather find that is part of their charm... the idiocy they exude.
 
Hey EB... How are you?

Well, there is idiot, and then there is IDIOT. I mean... Texas highways have a speed limit of 70 mph
 
niteshade said:
Hey EB... How are you?

Well, there is idiot, and then there is IDIOT. I mean... Texas highways have a speed limit of 70 mph

That is true. I can identify cause I have 40DDs myself. I had to name them cause they got more eye contact than I did.

I guess since they are idiots we will have to think for them.
 
hmmmm... ok... so.... Name ideas anyone? And not anything cheesy, ok guys?
 
Croctden said:
Where in the South were you?

I live in San Antonio, Texas. I was up in the hill country, some little town I go to every year that has like one building. But Texas highways, the speed limit is 70, outside city limits.
 
niteshade said:
LMAO.... not really?

It is true. winky is my left, and blinky is the right. blinky had a tumor and had surgery. It was benign and blinky has made a full recovery.
 
niteshade said:
Oh my... well, I am glad she is well.

The girls are right as rain. And they have their adventures. My vanilla keeps them occupied.
 
Ebonyfire said:
The girls are right as rain. And they have their adventures. My vanilla keeps them occupied.

LOL... good for him! I am going to give some thought to a name... could be important. Still, I have not heard from any guys giving a hint to the mysteries of a male mind, that they would do such things.
 
some men :rolleyes:

i get hit on from cars all the time, though never anything as extreme as what happened to you! i don't get it either. i always think "what are they hoping to accomplish? have any marriages started this way? do they think i might be so overwhelmed by their masculinity that i'll just rip off my clothing?"

i have no answers for you.
 
It is hard to take. My daughter used to get a lot of stares when driving in the car. Guys would almost turn their heads all the way around staring at her.

My vanilla is a policeman, and he says males just do what they do, sometimes without reason.
 
Ummm, because they wanted to bother and intimidate you?

Talking to the chest is one thing, driving erratically and pestering you for a long duration on the road is another level.
 
Netzach said:
Ummm, because they wanted to bother and intimidate you?

Talking to the chest is one thing, driving erratically and pestering you for a long duration on the road is another level.

That is true, very dangerous too!
 
The bad part of this is
that these kind of guys get laid well
those with good manners do not
or at lest not often
 
Richard49 said:
The bad part of this is
that these kind of guys get laid well
those with good manners do not
or at lest not often


Ummmm... well, I didn't exactly jump out of my car and yell "Take me Now!" In fact, I started the thread because this behavior confused me, and irritated me. I am only speaking for myself, but some manners are a definite requirement in any man I consent to have sex with. Maybe you are hanging around the wrong women?
 
niteshade said:
Hmmmm... I don't know... those names sound kinda old. Something a little spunkier maybe?

Fatman and Littleboy? Or is that too much spunk?
 
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