Men: Come Globules?

Jiz balls!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I have had these little buggers in my come.

    Votes: 8 30.8%
  • Not me.. My come is like a silver river of love, with no hunks floating in it.

    Votes: 16 61.5%
  • I won't really ever admit to the fact that I have come, let alone hunks of gelatinous stuff.

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • I have other.

    Votes: 1 3.8%

  • Total voters
    26
scylis said:
well, i don't see any little balls or globules in the carpet or on the walls or ceiling or......

ROFLMAO!

Agreed, though. My erm.. ejaculate, while not completely regular in consistency (I'd describe it, but someone'd probably hurl... wait. I think I will. Thick large glob, in kind of a runny bath, is what it looks like when it settles. just one big glob, though, no mini globules.)

I've oficially grossed myself out.
 
SpectreT said:



My erm.. ejaculate, while not completely regular in consistency (I'd describe it, but someone'd probably hurl... wait. I think I will. Thick large glob, in kind of a runny bath, is what it looks like when it settles. just one big glob, though, no mini globules.)

I've oficially grossed myself out.


Ugh!!!! And you guys want us to swallow this stuff?!
 
Originally posted by registered "^^"

Only if you want yours lapped up by us!
:p :D
Yeah, but we're not describing our secretions in such a gross manner- lol. Actually, I don't mind cum, but when it's described in such an unsavory way... bleah!
 
LOL, this is funny stuff.

I am glad to see that some men here are experiancing this occurance. I am glad because that only makes my theory more valid.

Cum on men! I know that there are other men here that haven't voted......
 
Don't piss me off Never...

I like to lick pussy when I get really pissed off.

I know you don't want that...

So don't piss me off Never.
 
Well, at least nobody's compared it to phlegm!

Think about that the next time some guy's begging you to swallow!
 
Well, you won't be licking mine so why should I care about it?
Right.. your feelings. Damn, I forgot that I liked you. But if I didn't I would be pissing you off more right now.

Anyhow.
I think male come has to be the third most disgusting bodily secretion, I'd rather go down on a woman having her period than suck come BUT.. to each their own.
 
What the problem is could be that I don't have any pussy to lick. NONE. NOT ONE.......... Just like you Never, and it is frustrating, isn't it? I relate to you too well, but you don't relate to me... at all.

Just cause I suck cock! :( *boo hoo*

Does looking at a woman sucking on a penis confuse you Never?
It confuses me too, because it doesn't look that fun, but then again it isn't the same to look at it, as it is to do it. It is a lot like cunnelingus in the way that everything is all sloppy and it is all swollen and exciting.
The only differences are the direction and type of movement and the fact that one requires a limber and agile tongue, and the other, a greedy and wanting oral cavity with and agile tongue.
 
doctor_insanus said:
Well, at least nobody's compared it to phlegm!

Think about that the next time some guy's begging you to swallow!


Oh, um... I now am going to become a lesbian that has the complication of a husband.
 
Starfish:
"Does looking at a woman sucking on a penis confuse you Never?"


Errrrr.. I don't know quite how to react to that question.
What do you mean 'confuse' me?
 
Hey, Physician Psychitzo,
I appreciate it!!!! :p



Never said:
Starfish:
"Does looking at a woman sucking on a penis confuse you Never?"


Errrrr.. I don't know quite how to react to that question.
What do you mean 'confuse' me?

Do you get confused about the whole act? Do you get confused about why a girl would want a rod trusting down her throat? Do you have a hard time comprehending why a woman would want to do that? Does it seem like it is an unappealing act, and that you don't understand what is the appeal for the 'deliverer' of the act?

I guess I want to know what you think when you see a girl sucking on a penis.

When I look at women doing it, I get confused about these things, but doing it is so different than looking at it, and that is why I am turned on by doing it, but can't get turned on by looking at it happening.

I know.... could I be more confusing??? It is a result of my inner conflict between my lesbian self and my straight self.
 
Starfish:
"Do you get confused about the whole act? Do you get confused about why a girl would want a rod trusting down her throat? Do you have a hard time comprehending why a woman would want to do that? Does it seem like it is an unappealing act, and that you don't understand what is the appeal for the 'deliverer' of the act?

I guess I want to know what you think when you see a girl sucking on a penis.

When I look at women doing it, I get confused about these things, but doing it is so different than looking at it, and that is why I am turned on by doing it, but can't get turned on by looking at it happening."


No, I don't get confused. I understand why you'd want to do that. And yes, I can get turned on by watching.

Are you supposed to think when you're watching porn?
I suppose I think it would be hotter with two guys going at it because gay men seem to appresate cock sucking so much more.
 
What about curdled milk?

Huh?

You can't forget the cottage cheese either!

:p
 
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