I only date women with eye patches. Currently I'm at 27. In my bedroom I steal the eyepatch after I have sex with them and hang them on the wall. I've dated women with eye patches of different races and now concentrating on every nationality. Once you date a woman with an eye patch you never go back.
She didn't have the eyepatch when we started dating. It was only after a particularly intense blowjob. Guys this is why you should always practice your aim a bit before you start handing out facials like skittles