Misdirected Bluetooth Pairing

[WhoDunIt77]

So here’s something that has popped up in my Instagram feen on multiple occasions that took a bit of a spicy turn last night with some great comments and could make for an interesting story.

I’ve has posts pop up about how somebody drops their car off for service and while trying to listen to something but can’t get their wireless headphones to connect to their phone. Turns out that the signal instead goes to the head unit in their car once a dealership employee turns it on and what ever is on the phone starts playing over the car’s stereo instead as the porter, oil change kid, or mechanic is trying to move or work on it.
I seem to remember one where the owner is watching porn on his phone while waiting and the audio streamed to his stereo and the mechanic took a pic of the screen on the head unit and ended up posting it on IG without showing much that would make it obvious who the car belonged to for the vast majority of people.
The one that caused me to make this post was a woman who may have been an author that made a skit like she was sitting in the waiting area and her earphones weren’t pairing with her phone and was confused why, then switching to her in the driver seat of her car like she is the oil changer, mechanic, or porter and listing in absolute shock to some guy telling somebody else he is going to fuck them……aggressively!

Again, the comments were great, more than a few people had that happen with spicy stories, one admitted to changing mechanics out of embarrassment after that happened to them, another had a mechanic ask what book they were listening to so they could too. Some comments were more along the lines of death metal at full blast, another was somebody who thought one of the mechanics sounded like the guy who was narrating the book and until they realized what was going on. Another posted how they were walking to work after dropping their car off and listening to one of those true murder podcasts when all of a sudden, it stopped playing over their paired device, they then see their car drive by with the mechanic behind the wheel going his pre-repair test drive and figured out that the phone paired back up with the car as the mechanic drove it past them!

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

I like the Bluetooth accident premise. While your situation is rooted at a car shop, or quick stop oil change store where patrons are seated pretty close to their car anyway, How about it happening at home.

A man’s Bluetooth speaker (with microphone) accidentally pairs with the phone of the guy in the apartment next door. He gives up trying, not realizing it’s actually connected. Later, the phone rings on his speaker, so he answers, and its the other man’s woman, who is out of town, wanting to have phone sex with him, to which he obliges since there’s no video and we’ll presume their voices are similar enough. He’s clueless about the accidental connection, thinking its his lucky random day, until the end, when she uses the neighbor’s first name, and he figures it out.

The situation repeats whenever he see’s her leaving with a suitcase for a trip on her own, which he can expect will result in a call back home.

 

[Carnevil9]

Buetooth enabled vibrating butt-plug. You're welcome.

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

Buetooth enabled vibrating butt-plug. You're welcome.

I would have expected these are already available for purchase.

 

[WhoDunIt77]

I would have expected these are already available for purchase.

Plus that’s a whole different issue from accidentally broadcasting what spicy literature you like to shop that is likely full of men.

 

[ChuckWolf]

Interesting idea.

What if it accidentally pairs with those big TVs they have in the waiting area, perhaps with private masturbation videos being broadcast through the dealership.

After struggling and failing with their phone to turn it off, the person runs into the garage area to turn it off him/herself, but the car is already on the lift and out of reach.

Everyone is watching or listening, the mechanics, the salespeople, the other customers those cute chicks at the desk/cashier, who are smirking...