Missing: Siberian Tigers, large reward offered

[Guest]

I seem to have misplaced my very rare white siberian tigers whom I do NOT abuse or mistreat. All rumor and innuendo. If you have any information, please let me know. I want my children back.

Anyone seen Roy lately?

 

[Guest]

Always the tigers! What about me?!?! I am LEAVING! I am taking my tigers and leaving you. That upstart Copperfield is sexy. Perhaps he can be taught to, um, nevermind.

 

[Myrrdin]

Well....

I remember Mistress Hecate talking about what she could do, if she had some luxuriant hearthrugs to lounge on.