Misunderstandings.

[ThatsTheGuy]

"The fact that you are a sheriff is not Germaine to this situation"

"The God damn Germans got nothing to do with it!"

 

[rae121452]

that great beegees song: baldheaded woman, baldheaded woman to me...............

 

[HisArpy]

Posse Comitatus.

Did you just call me a pussy communist?

 

[Saint_Ann]

"Those aren't pillows."

 

[Luk]

"The fact that you are a sheriff is not Germaine to this situation"

"The God damn Germans got nothing to do with it!"

You used to be a moron, now you're a moronic dipshit.

 

[Saint_Ann]

You used to be a moron, now you're a moronic dipshit.

Everytime you call someone stupid, I have to smile.

 

[HisArpy]

Everytime you call someone stupid, I have to smile.

If it weren't for the fact he's so stupid, he'd be adorable in his simplicity.


http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23500000/Cheshire-Cat-the-cheshire-cat-23506988-464-375.jpg

 

[toeskr]

Everytime you call someone stupid, I have to smile.

But, but.... he raises the board IQ.

Landscapers can do that you know?

Edit: My apologies to all legitimate landscapers.

 

[Hypoxia]

"The fact that you are a sheriff is not Germaine to this situation"

"The God damn Germans got nothing to do with it!"

German Chocolate Cake is not from Germany. A honky in New Jersey named Fred German invented it. German measles are quite another thing. So is German music, especially Bavarian songs about beer. Don't mention German sex.

 

[Amoebah]

Landscaper? I thought he was a clerk in a plus sized lingerie shoppe.

 

[Rightguide]

Everytime you call someone stupid, I have to smile.

Like watching Quasimodo blurting out an admonishment on somebody's posture.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

So many negative waves baby.

If you'll excuse me, I have a beautiful bridge to blow up. I don't fix tanks. I just drive them.

 

[Luk]

If it weren't for the fact he's so stupid, he'd be adorable in his simplicity.


http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23500000/Cheshire-Cat-the-cheshire-cat-23506988-464-375.jpg

But, but.... he raises the board IQ.

Landscapers can do that you know?

Edit: My apologies to all legitimate landscapers.

Landscaper? I thought he was a clerk in a plus sized lingerie shoppe.

Like watching Quasimodo blurting out an admonishment on somebody's posture.

Bitches, man. Bitches.

 

[HisArpy]

Bitches, man. Bitches.

You can always go over to Duranman's thread and complain your dick is too big. He might even sympathize with you.

 

[Luk]

You can always go over to Duranman's thread and complain your dick is too big. He might even sympathize with you.

The only person complaining about my big dick is your wife.

#hurtsogood

 

[HisArpy]

The only person complaining about my big dick is your wife.

#hurtsogood

ROFL

https://78.media.tumblr.com/38a7f64c1ddf8792fa22d5dd8c173105/tumblr_p1xnegc5uy1wzypxlo1_500.gif

 

[HisArpy]

The only person complaining about my big dick is your wife.

#hurtsogood

I'm sorry, this is just too good to leave alone.

If there is ONLY person complaining about your dick, then MAYBE your dick isn't that big? And you just admitted it? IN PUBLIC! On a porn board.

Poor Luk. He's like:

https://i.imgur.com/nbRFkUQ.gif

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

"It was a gift to my Grandfather from Stalin"

"In my country, it's pronounced 'Stallone' ".

 

[Luk]

EternalFuckwit thanks you taking his title of the Lit's dumbest dumfuck. Holy crap, dude. Read with comprehension before you attempt to have another "gotcha!" moment.

 

[Taint_mAnn]

Landscaper? I thought he was a clerk in a plus sized lingerie shoppe.

Was he serving you?

 

[HisArpy]

EternalFuckwit thanks you taking his title of the Lit's dumbest dumfuck. Holy crap, dude. Read with comprehension before you attempt to have another "gotcha!" moment.

We can only read what you post. If you post nonsense, expect us to believe that's all you got. I mean YOU are the one who said "the only person complaining" which tells EVERYONE that your dick isn't big enough to make anyone complain.


#teenypeenyluke

 

[Antryg_Windrose]

that great beegees song: baldheaded woman, baldheaded woman to me...............

'Scuse me, while I kiss this fly...

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Excuse me while I kiss this guy.

 

[Froya]

http://kissthisguy.com/

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Excuse me while I kiss the sky.