Modest Mouse...

[lilminx]

A superfreak. I've got credentials even. Follow me, they're out in my van. Just ignore the scented candles and mattress. And, yes, I always take off my pants while in there, so don't bother asking.

*he's a superfreak, superfreak, he's super freaky...*

As long as you don't live in the van down by the river, I'm there.

What's up with the disco ball attached to the ceiling in your van? And the rotating bed? Champagne on ice with strawberries? Barry White music? Huh? What's going on here...?

 

[Mellon Collie]

Memo -->

Modest please bear in mind that:

Mellon Collie + Modest Mouse + Sporks (does not) = sex.

I don't care what you say.

Thank you.

 

[lilminx]

Minx,

Don't worry, I have it on good authority that you are indeed a total freak.

Who told you that?

 

[Renegade]

*he's a superfreak, superfreak, he's super freaky...*

As long as you don't live in the van down by the river, I'm there.

What's up with the disco ball attached to the ceiling in your van? And the rotating bed? Champagne on ice with strawberries? Barry White music? Huh? What's going on here...?

There are perfectly good answers to each and every one of your questions, my dear Minx. Just let me serve you a few drinks first before we get talking. Oh, and ignore the Digital Camera set up over there.

 

[Ask For More]

Superfreaky and supergeeky

Um...bye!

 

[freakygirl]

I leave for a few minutes.. and this thread gets hijacked..

jeez..

fine.... what's up with all this freak shit anyway.. You guys have problems with freaks or something?

 

[Guest]

I leave for a few minutes.. and this thread gets hijacked..

jeez..

fine.... what's up with all this freak shit anyway.. You guys have problems with freaks or something?

Freaks have real tasty cookies though! Yummy cookies to taste and nibble on all day!!Mmmmm....

 

[Renegade]

What sucks about guest names is that you can't correct typos.

 

[freakygirl]

What sucks about guest names is that you can't correct typos.

Maybe Cookie Monster needs to register then..

 

[Renegade]

Good point. I'll be sure to let him know and see if he can get back here in a few minutes.

 

[Cookies Monster]

Cookie Monster is angry that he has to put an S at the end of "Cookie" in order to register with it, but Cookie Monster shall live with this name.

 

[freakygirl]

Cookie Monster is angry that he has to put an S at the end of "Cookie" in order to register with it, but Cookie Monster shall live with this name.

Talk to Laurel.. Maybe if the other Cookie Monster hasn't posted in awhile.. she can delete it.. *shrugs* doesn't hurt to ask.. right?

 

[Cookies Monster]

Talk to Laurel.. Maybe if the other Cookie Monster hasn't posted in awhile.. she can delete it.. *shrugs* doesn't hurt to ask.. right?

Cookies Monster don't mind. Besides, the other Cookie Monster already had atleast 12 posts, so doubt Laurel would wish to delete the name. And, like they say, a Cookie Monster by any other name, is still as much of a horndog.

 

[freakygirl]

lmao.. that you are..

 

[Guest]

Tickle ME!

 

[Guest]

I used to smoke crack, that is why i saw Snuffleupagus.

 

[Guest]

Fuck you crackhead!

 

[Guest]

First one is free to all Big yellow birds.

 

[freakygirl]

OMG! My thread has been hijacked by Sesame Street!

 

[Renegade]

This Hijacking was brought to you by the letter D.

And don't look at me. Only Cookies Monster was invited by myself.

 

[modest mouse]

Re: Memo -->

Modest please bear in mind that:

Mellon Collie + Modest Mouse + Sporks (does not) = sex.

I don't care what you say.

Thank you.

This is why I own a paper shredder.

I never got your memo, sorry MC.

Ya know I'm afta ya for a business deal anyway.

 

[modest mouse]

I used to smoke crack, that is why i saw Snuffleupagus.

I knew it!