Monty Python: Did you like it?...

[PayDay]

"Dinsdale!?!"

 

[PayDay]

I could do this all night...

(slap)"If he spits at a painting I'll never take him to an exhibition again."

 

[PayDay]

"...but it's my only line..."

 

[KingOrfeo]

This skit has a real Moment of Zen at the end.

 

[PayDay]

What about a pointed stick?

"When you're walking home tonight and some homicidal manic comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me."

 

[PayDay]

This skit has a real Moment of Zen at the end.

You would like that one

"Right, let's have a ding-dong."

 

[PayDay]

"What about my rustic monologue?"

 

[PayDay]

"Wait... Who sent you?"
"The little old lady at the sweet shop."
"She didn't have a dueling scar just here <points to eye> and a hook?"
"No."
"No, no, of course not. I was thinking of someone else -- good morning."

 

[PayDay]

"Well, to discuss the implications of that sketch and to consider the moral problems raised by the law enforcement methods involved, we have a duck, a cat, and a lizard."

 

[PayDay]

"Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties... I'm sorry... Schumann, Schubert, Mendelssohn and Bach. Names that will live for ever. But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats.

Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name in German Baroque music, we present a profile of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm."

 

[PayDay]

"Well, why are we paying for the watch?"
"They wouldn't give it to us if we didn't pay for it, would they ?"

 

[PayDay]

"Those who were left alive at the end got their money back."

 

[duranman]

"Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties... I'm sorry... Schumann, Schubert, Mendelssohn and Bach. Names that will live for ever. But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats.

Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name in German Baroque music, we present a profile of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm."

I can't watch this this without the risk of a coronary.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYMRjnM6j6w

 

[Que]

Bring out your dead!

"I'm not dead!"

"Yes you are."

"But, I'm getting better..."

 

[gravyrug]

Bring out your dead!

"I'm not dead!"

"Yes you are."

"But, I'm getting better..."

"You're not fooling anyone. You'll be stone dead in a moment."

 

[Balladeer08]

...but I'll tell you a secret...

They're not making jokes.

Exactly!

Remember Baghdad Bob from the first Iraq War? He was the Black Knight from Monty Python & the Holy Grail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXl1GkWWGmA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrXhxmQJSS0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4

 

[PayDay]

I can't watch this this without the risk of a coronary.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYMRjnM6j6w

Yeah, it's the shovel bit at the end that gets me everytime.

 

[PayDay]

"How do you know he's a king?"
"He hasn't got shit all over him."

 

[PayDay]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/holy-grail_rabbit.gif

 

[phrodeau]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3By2lLHgEA

 

[PayDay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3By2lLHgEA

You like the good ones

 

[PayDay]

"...There is only me, sir."

 

[PayDay]

"Mind you don't get seduced!"

Here's another one for the Laurel(s):
(keep an eye out for Tiddles the cat)

"Interesting People"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23C9xMRCOPY

 

[PayDay]

"Shut your cake hole you Nazi."

 

[The Greek]

Classic Month Python Songs...

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoaktW-Lu38


The Galaxy Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk