Morning wood problem

[NuclearFairy]

Let's say, that you wake up with a desperate bladder bursting need to pee, and by the time you reach the nearest toilet/convenient bush, your morning wood hasn't subsided in the slightest. What do you think/how do you react/what do you do?

 

[SimonDoom]

Pee.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Pee.

So not being able to pee when you have a stiffy isn't a universal problem. Good to know.

 

[Writer61]

Let's say, that you wake up with a desperate bladder bursting need to pee, and by the time you reach the nearest toilet/convenient bush, your morning wood hasn't subsided in the slightest. What do you think/how do you react/what do you do?

Brace yourself against the wall until dick and bowl are in alignment.

 

[jason28053]

Pee in the shower

 

[Katiel3036]

Mine stays tucked so all I have to do is sit down

 

[PennyThompson]

Brace yourself against the wall until dick and bowl are in alignment.

I feel like I could use a diagram... What kind of angles are we talking about here?

 

[aLovingMom]

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things

 

[WittyUserName]

Let's say, that you wake up with a desperate bladder bursting need to pee, and by the time you reach the nearest toilet/convenient bush, your morning wood hasn't subsided in the slightest. What do you think/how do you react/what do you do?

Aim and hope I don't miss.

 

[DB750]

Think non-sexual thoughts to help it go down. Once it's soft enough angle down and let loose.

 

[crookedletter]

I feel like I could use a diagram... What kind of angles are we talking about here?

Hands at A, feet at B, C is the toilet.

(Not to scale)

 

[Britva415]

This looks like a good place to push back against the oddly persistent misperception that the full bladder is what causes the erection. It isn't. They just occur at the same time as a matter of coincidence. Of course your bladder's gonna be full in the morning. And boners occur off and on all night long, not just when the bladder's full. Waking up with both at the same time is just coincidence, not causal.

 

[BeechLeaf]

Think non-sexual thoughts to help it go down.

Such as 'I desperately need to pee.'

And if that's a sexual thought, you may be in trouble.

 

[Britva415]

Let's say, that you wake up with a desperate bladder bursting need to pee, and by the time you reach the nearest toilet/convenient bush, your morning wood hasn't subsided in the slightest. What do you think/how do you react/what do you do?

Sit down to pee. Far easier than trying to aim from waist height down into a bowl that's below your angle of fire.

 

[MK_Whimsy]

Adopt the Superman pose.

 

[qidniz]

What do you think/how do you react/what do you do?

Focus on peeing. The stiffy should go away quickly, because trying to urinate relaxes muscles in the pelvic floor that need to stay contracted for an erection. If the erection doesn't subside, there could be a medical issue.

 

[Writer61]

I feel like I could use a diagram... What kind of angles are we talking about here?

That rather depends upon the elevation above horizontal of said wood. I have found that additional bending at the waist is necessary when dealing with greater angles. In extreme cases, you might need your head in the bowl, but I have personally not had to do so.

I recall needing this technique when visiting the toilet during a tantric massage. On every subsequent visit I could see my oily palm print on the wall.

 

[millamomud]

I feel like I could use a diagram... What kind of angles are we talking about here?

I'd go with the handstand

 

[TheLobster]

Grab your axe and swing downwards, then throw the pieces into the fire where you cook your morning meal.

...Wait, what kind of wood are we talking about?

 

[millamomud]

Also, you can adjust the angle by adjusting the feet higher up

 

[PennyThompson]

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I'd go with the handstand

Incredible

 

[AwkwardlySet]

This looks like a good place to push back against the oddly persistent misperception that the full bladder is what causes the erection. It isn't. They just occur at the same time as a matter of coincidence. Of course your bladder's gonna be full in the morning. And boners occur off and on all night long, not just when the bladder's full. Waking up with both at the same time is just coincidence, not causal.

I don't think that's correct. Maybe I'm an alien, but having a full bladder does tend to help with achieving a stiffie. I've also noticed that penis stimulation feels better when I feel the urge to pee.

And no, I don't have any pee fetish; That's @Bazzle.

 

[stickygirl]

Standing on the puddle of pee you made on the floor last night should kill the wood, provided your gf hasn't killed you already!

 

[AwkwardlySet]

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I'd go with the handstand

You better keep those arm muscles in shape, or your weener might get flushed down the toilet!

 

[KittyOfSteele]

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I'd go with the handstand

While we're at it, we can just do 10 declined push-ups.