Mr and Mrs Claus have a Brand New Bag

[ariosto]

The arrival

With Rudolph gone the flight took quite some time.
Dasher had to lead and he had gotten rusty. They ended up first in Vegas Venezuela where the local Alcalde had them stoned as demons. Then Vegas Nebraska where Fat Eddy tried to hire them as a display for his post Xmas sale of used cars and farm equipment. But eventually they landed with a heart wrenching squeel of brakes on the rain swept roof of the "Ruptured Cowboy Cassino" at 3AM on the next to last day of the year.

"It never rains in Vegas!"
Nick fumed as he squished across the tar.

Grendel hopped out next followed by Wee and Wak.
Holly started tossing luggage at them from the sleigh. Everyone including the reindeer looked depressed. Somewhere a distant juke box was playing 'Stand By Your Man'...

"Why didn't we land at a shopping center Wee?"
Wee pointed a thumb at Grendal.
"He made the arrangements and Nick and Holly are really pissed."

Just then from the shadows behind the AC unit came the strangest laugh anyone had ever heard and Lily Shortenbum swaggered towards them.


OOC:
I may have taken a few liberties here but we're all together in Vegas at last!

 

[mars99]

Grendel

I spent most of the sleighride bragging to Wee and Wak about how my pecker was twice the size of theirs put together. To drive my point home, I whipped it out and smacked them across the face with it a few times. They didn't take too kindly to that so being Head Elf in charge of Disciplinary Matters, I had to resort to the old trick of tying their cocks together to prevent any uprising. Watching them struggle for freedom from that predicament was my in-flight entertainment.

At long last we arrived in Vegas! I heard mutterings of displeasure from the whole clan about my flight arrangements. Hmph! Ungrateful bastards. Maybe I'd ditch them and shack up with some floozy showgirl from Caesar's Palace, then we'd see how smoothly the workshop would run.

I then heard the angelic laugh I'd fallen in love with on the phone. Lily! Lily? Could that be you? I dreamily stared at a spot about 6 feet in the air, waiting for Lily to emerge and occupy the space. She sauntered around the AC unit and my eyes fell to a level of about my own height and took her in. I gasped! Ah! She was beautiful!! Short, sexy, and the nicest rack I'd ever seen on a little woman. I ran to her, my boner bouncing along with me on the way.

 

[Honey_B]

Lily wasn't sure what to think when her new associate said he needed a flat secure place to land. She had given him coordinates for the abandoned "Ruptured Cowboy Casino" with its wide flat roof and out of the way location. She had dressed carefully for the occasion, wanting to impress the merry man she had spoken with. She had even gone shopping to buy a special dress. She had looked for hours until she did find the cutest lil dress that clung to all her perfectly proportioned curves.

Lily tried not to let the rain bother her even as it soaked the dress, making it cling wetly to her body. Lily looked up at the sky. She had finally decided they were probably coming in on helicoptor. Lily looked down and noticed she had gotten tar all over her new shoes. "damn, Damn, DAMN!" She pulled out a kleenex and squatted down, trying to clean the shoes.

So... Lily didn't see the sleigh circle over head. She didn't hear it land. Instead, she had been concentrating on her shoes. The kleenex had shedded and now little bits of it were stuck all over her shoes. Lily let out a manical laugh. She had to laugh at her rotten luck.

Suddenly, Lily thought she heard voices. She straightened and walked around the giant air conditioning unit...

Lily didn't know what to look at first.

*An actual sleigh, huge and probably the first in the state of Nevada, sat on the roof.

* Eight depressed (depressed!?) reindeer were hitched to the huge sleigh.

* A strangely familiar, handsome, and tall man got out of the sleigh.

* A stunningly beautiful and tall woman tossed baggage to the ground.

*She couldn't even begin to explain the two joined short men who appeared to be also tied together, BY THEIR SHLONGS!

*Everyone, including the reindeer, had on bright green and red.

* The man who's voice she recognized came bounding towards her. She noticed he was as short as she was. Then she noticed he sported the largest hard-on she had ever seen.

Lily's vision got blurry and she teetered on her tar and kleenex covered heels. Lily dropped to the roof in a dead faint.

 

[MtnAngelWV]

The ride to Vegas hit a few snags but I didn't mind. Nick always travelled around the world while I got to stay in the North Pole and bake. The rest of the crew was tired and exasperated. I was invigorated. Finally, some warmer weather, I thought as I threw the luggage down to the men. I had anticipated the better climate and I immediately began taking off the warmer clothes.

Underneath my red and green winter clothes I wore a tight, short red dress that clung to my body. As I was peeling off the unwanted layers I heard a strange laugh. I turned and saw her for the first time. Grendel had not metioned that she was approximately the same height as the elves. She was small but very beautiful. At the sight of our motley crew, she fainted dead away. There she was sprawled out on the roof, a little bundle of holiday cheer.

"OH Dear! Typical reaction for someone seeing us for the first time. Someone go and help her!" I exclaimed.

 

[ariosto]

Racing to help Grendel with the Lady with the funny shoes, Wee and Wak kept falling all over each other as they ran across the roof with their peckers tied together. They knew trying to untie the knot was futile (Grendel had been a sailor). So finally in desperation they threw the awkward thing over their shoulders and bent to help Little Mister Big Dick pry the lady from the tar. His prybar seemed hopeleesly wedged under her saucey honey buns.

"Nick!, Nick!"
They heard Holly cry.
"Where's that man when you need him!"

 

[MtnAngelWV]

Wee and Wak were a sight indeed. Mischievious Grendel had tied their peckers together on the ride here. I couldn't help but stare at the wonderment. A puzzled expression appeared on my face as I tried to imagine getting them untied.

 

[mars99]

Grendel

"1...2....3....GO!!"

Wee, Wak, and I leaped as high as we could and came crashing down on the prybar wedged under Lily's buttocks. "THWOOSH!!" She sprang loose with a force we hadn't anticipated, doing a triple flip that would have made Greg Louganis proud and landing on her fanny just inches from the sleigh, with her legs spread in a most unladylike flying-V formation. The view was spectacular from my angle. A full on beaver shot of the woman I loved, and right next to her, the supple curves of Momma Claus clinging to a ruby red dress that was making even the reindeer hard.

"Nice job, boys!" I said, deciding this warranted release from their bind. I untied the complex double cock-knot(I was a sailor AND a Boy Scout) and they were free. Being Head Elf in charge of Medical Emergencies, I rushed to Lily to see if she was OK.

"Lily! Are you hurt?" I kneeled beside her, looking her body up and down, checking for injuries....

 

[Anakin20]

Nick

Alright, crew, let's get organized! I want this factory set up in as little time as possible. Try getting the doll factory first, since we're behind on that...

Now, my dear...we should hire a bunch of women for the factories, yes?

 

[Honey_B]

Lily shook her head, dazed and confused. She looked into the kindest and horniest eyes she had ever seen. "Where am I?" she asked. The sweet little man introduced himself as her business contact, Grendel. Then he launched into the strangest story Lily had ever heard. He explained that "The Workshop" was indeed Santa's workshop and the stunning tall couple was Nick and Holly Claus. They had brought their elves here to Las Vegas to retire and open up a new kind of factory, making sex toys for naughty little adults instead of toys for nice little kids. Lily's establishment had been perfect which was why they had answered there ad.

Growing up in Brooklyn, Lily had heard stranger tales on the streets of New York. She didn't buy it for one second (although she was powerless to explain the reindeer and sleigh). Maybe these kooks were a blessing in disguise, a way Lily could turn her rotten luck around.

Lily heard the sexy tall man known as Nick say, "Now, my dear...we should hire a bunch of women for the factories, yes?"

Lily decided to speak up. If this crazy bunch could turn her wretched little store around, Lily had a number of friends who be interested in hiring on.

"I think I could help ya wit dat, 'Mista Klouse," Lily piped up, struggling to her feet. "I got me a whole buncha girlfriends who would want in onna big money-maka like dis. Mosta them 'ladies of da evening', if ya catch my drift. Not one of dem would pass up an opportunity like dis," Lily eagerly said. "Let's git ova to my shop. You can look da place ova, and git settled in. I'll make a few calls and we'll see what happens."

OCC: Now, I suppose we need to beg for some female characters who are as cutely kinky as all of you.

 

[Anakin20]

Nick

He looked down at the strange woman, attractive in an interesting way.

"I'm happy you have some friends that might want to come work for us, but remember that we're serious business people and we work hard. It has come to my attention that I don't look after my staff's libidos enough, so this is my intent. Now, having said that, we all work HARD."

"Let's see this warehouse, and we'll get under way."

He turned to caress one of Holly's nipples, smiling evilly.

 

[MtnAngelWV]

Nick did two things really well: work and sex. I thought his mind was strictly on business until he pinched one of my nipples. The feeling was so exhilerating that I let out small maon. Then he grabbed my ass while we sauntered over to the rooftop door.

I noticed that Wee and Wak both had smiles so big I wasn't sure if two faces could contain them. He had been listening intently as Lily spoke of her female friends. I wouldn't mind trying out these two little imps for myself. I thought as we walked through the door of the roof.



OOC: <on my knees, begging for a few kinky nymphettes. LOL>

 

[Anakin20]

Nick

OOC: I always beg for nymphettes, but they all seem to live too far away.

BIC: I could almost not contain myself as we went to the factory. I wanted another piece of my naughty wife. This Lily didn't make anything easier, as her artificial curves made my dick hard. This scene might degenerate quickly once business was attended to.
I grabbed Holly's ass and whispered in her ear, "I want to fuck you, babe, with my cock and help you with your vibrator."
The Santa Claus Candy Cane vibrator had been a revelation last Christmas, and more toys of that nature were being produced this season, designed by Holly herself.

 

[ariosto]

"I want the short one with the funny accent, and don't try and change my mind" Wee said.
Wak always the romantic still yearned for Holly Clause but was tempted. Besides it looked like she was about to be boffed by Santa again (Satyr Clause would be a better name!).
They also knew that Grendel though having a Louisville Slugger slung between his legs could not match them in the realm of Kink.
And Lily seemed to reek kink.
So lacking specific orders to the contrary they tailed Lily and
Grendel Studmuffin through the rain.

 

[Honey_B]

Lily lead her new friends down the streets of Las Vegas. They had landed in the one city in the world where such an odd looking caravan could appear without even raising an eyebrow. Even so, it was lucky that the abandoned casino was just a few blocks from her shop.

As she unlocked the front door, she called over her shoulder, "Dars apartments on da second floor. Make yurselves at home. Stairs are in da back." She watched as the large group moved passed her. Furtively she tapped Wee and Wak on the shoulders. Out of the corner of her mouth, she said in a sneaky whisper, "I'd like ta see morra ya two. Meet me in da first apartment on da right."

Lily couldn't help herself. Even since she had recovered from her initial shock, she couldn't stop thinking about all the kinky possibilities the outrageous twins represented. She had to have them! Now, all she just had to figure out what she was going to do with them.

 

[Anakin20]

Nick

Santa walked in, his hand still caressing his wife's lower back and the top of her asscrease.
"This is an interesting place, I guess we should check the rooms." He smiled at his wife knowingly

 

[MtnAngelWV]

My mind was a whirr as we entered Lily's shop. Even though we moved through the shop quickly, I still made mental notes about the place. I could not wait to design and try-out the new merchandise. With our little helpers we will have this place booming in no time flat.

The feel of Nick's hand carressing my bottom made it difficult for me to keep my mind on business. I looked at Nick, winking as a twinkle appeared in my eye. I asked Grendel to bring our luggage to our room. Maybe if he liked what he saw, he may just join us.

 

[ariosto]

Wee and Wak looked around the apartment in awe.
Having known nothing but a festive yuletide ambiance all their lives, the stark simplicity of the
mustard colored walls, the once filthy biege carpet, The aqua leatherette upholstery, the blank screened television with one bent antenna, and the scattered assortment of TV trays was nothing less than a revelation.

"Wow! Is this heaven or what!"
We're two lucky guys Wee."

As Wak waxed enthusiasticaly, Wee was whacking off.
"What are you doing?"

Wee cast his brother with a lecherous sneer.
"Did you see the way she looked at us?
Wak were gonna get laid at last and I'm givin' mine a dry run."

Wak thought for a moment and finally decided he shouldn't let Wee do all the whaking.

 

[mars99]

Grendel

Grendel was distraught. The little woman that had gotten him so excited over the phone was showing little interest now that she'd seen him in person. Wee, Wak and St. Nick were snatching pussy left and right and Grendel was getting tired of spanking off on the sidelines. He was just about to go drown his sorrows at a local tittie bar just off the Strip when Holly, with a horny look in her eye, asked him to bring up her luggage. He he he, maybe he'd stick around for a while. After Wee and Wak had worked over the midget slut proprietress, Grendel would want no sloppy seconds, so he followed Nick and Holly up the stairs, his eyes burning into her ass as he licked his lips in anticipation.

 

[Anakin20]

Nick

Seeing the obvious lust in both Holly and Grendel, Nick slowed up, watching his head elf practically drool over his wife's hindquarters, something he drooled over on many an occasion. He followed, however, because his horniness had the best of him now.

 

[MtnAngelWV]

As we entered the small room, I turned around and looked at the two men standing there. They were waiting for me to make the first move I guess. Now normally I would not have been so brazen but the city must be bringing out traits I never knew I had. I bent down and placed a long hard kiss upon Grendel's soft full lips. I winked at him and thanked him for all his previous services.

"now, I have something a little different in mind for all of this evening," I said as I looked at Nick.

 

[mars99]

Grendel

Grendel's outstretched arms circled rapidly in the air in order to keep his balance as his knees buckled beneath him at Holly's kiss. Ohhhh, Mama Claus! You sure know how to make an elf feel good, He he he he. How those lips had tantalized me through the years. How those eyes had tortured me when I had gazed into them, wanting them, wanting her, but knowing she was out of reach because well.....I was an elf damnit! How enthralled I was to be in Vegas, where Holly's inhibitions were vanishing faster than a pack of cigarettes at an AA meeting.

Her fiery red dress clung to her curves with supple grace. I regained my senses and stood at the ready for whatever she had in mind for me and horny old St. Nick....

 

[Anakin20]

Nick

His wife's brazen attitude had him harder than ever.

"Ho, ho, ho, my love. Something different, you say? Tell Santa all about it."

 

[MtnAngelWV]

Holy Holly, Santa!

I pulled at their pants and they fell down around their ankles. No women had ever gotten a better present as I look at their growing erections. They stood on either side of me and I grabbed their cocks with my hands. I licked one up and down and then the other. As I attempted to swallow all of Grendel's shaft, I stroked Nick slowly. When Grendel had started to ooze his juice into my mouth I worked my mouth slowly up to the head. I squeezed some pre cum out and swirled it around the head. Then Nick's head slid into my mouth as I sucked just the tip. Grendel grabbed my hair, pulling my mouth back onto his hardened member.

Then Nick did the same. After they were squirming I opend my mouth and placed both of their cocks onto my tongue. I grabbed each pair of balls with my hand and rolled them around in my palm. Both penises were now worming their way into my mouth. They grabbed their cocks and began stroking them faster and faster with each of their heads in my mouth. I felt their legs becoming taut. I knew that soon their cum would shoot onto my face and into my awaiting mouth.

 

[Honey_B]

Lily had gotten everyone quite settled. She lingered at the door of the tall couple's apartment, peeking in at the kinkiest menage a trois she had ever seen...

Until now, that is! She had opened the door to her own room. She looked it awe at the cute little twins beating off with tiny twin fists.

Lily felt a little uncertain. This was well beyond even the offerings of Vegas's notorious nightlife. She decided to let the Wee and Wak take the lead. She wouldn't know what to do anyway.

"Gentlemen, Lily Shortenbum at your service," she said with a very interested smile.

 

[Anakin20]

Nick

It was quite an erotic sight, watching my dear Holly suck both large knobs into her warm, moist mouth.
Both Grendel and I were straining, trying to be the one with their cock inside her whole talented mouth, but she knew what she was doing. I anticipated her thong was soaked.
I felt my knees getting weak and my knob started throbbing, coming close to dumping my load down her throat.