MUFFIE!!! Do your homework!!!

[KillerMuffin]

Sometimes I forget. Might as well stick it where I'll see it, right?

I've got another paper to write, an analogy drawn betwixt myself and lyrics or a poem. I picked a song.

I'm halfway through it, but sheesh, I lost my train of thought and I've been totally derailed for twenty minutes.

Anyway.

Fill me in on your tales of "I should have done my homework" woe to inspire me to walk the straight and narrow.


Oh, and bump.

 

[Saint Peter]

Homework is a participation sport.

 

[seXieleXie]

lol. it won't work muffie. this thread won't remind you, it will further distract you. trust me, been there, done that.


once i procrastinated so much that i ended up doing a book report about a book i made up during 5th period (lunch). the report was due during 7th period. i got an A

 

[riff]

Bill- I am a mess. This thing is due tomorrow and I am struggling, but if I had one more day I can promise you excellence. What is the penatly for being late.

Oh, we send you to the 9th circle of hell or something like that.

Shit.

Look, riff, get in a day late. I won't be reading them for 2 days after anyway and I will hold you to the excellence part.

All right.

I got an A-. Because I was late.

 

[Sillyman]

I pass even when I don't do my homework, only because all the schools I attend have total crap academic standards. God bless the South.

Actually, I did have a problem in algebra. The homework was optional, and I understood everything in class, so I didn't do it. COme test time, I hadn't had enough reinforcement to actually Remember what the fuck I was supposed to be doing, and I failed miserably on several tests. I only squeaked by with a C on my last test due to extreme effort, and I could have made an A easily had I put that much work into it from the get go.

 

[riff]

Many nights I have burned the midnight oil. I set my alarm for a 2 hour nap and as I went to sleep I told myself that while I was asleep, my brain would be working it all out. As tired as I was, I crashed quickly and when I awakened I was able to jump into it.

Tired minds think tired thoughts. Get some rest so you can do your best job and not turn in a bunch of tired bullshit. I would rather be late and do a good job than to hurry on a deadline and turn in something half-ass. Usually, the half-assedness costs more than a late penalty.

If the prof is worth a shit- he will admire you for doing your best, even if you were late.

 

[morninggirl5]

I should be doing my homework right now.

I'm taking an online class and i haven't even looked at the assignments for this week yet.



Somebody, inspire me to do it, please!

 

[riff]

Do the homework. All of this will still be here when you return and you will not have missed much. You know how it is- same shit different day.



Maybe we should just all gang bang the females that have their homework finished.

(takes an ambien)

 

[seXieleXie]

my homework is done!!!!

 

[riff]

I'll bet. Did you also read ahead?

What kind of gang bang would you enjoy?

 

[Marxist]

my homework is done!!!!

Mine too. Come give me love.

 

[seXieleXie]

Mine too. Come give me love.

did you buy me that ticket?

 

[seXieleXie]

I'll bet. Did you also read ahead?

What kind of gang bang would you enjoy?

the kind where i have lots and lots of orgasms

 

[Laurel]

Forget school. Forget work. Forget your family and friends. Hang out here all day.

 

[seXieleXie]

Forget school. Forget work. Forget your family and friends. Hang out here all day.

check. check. check check. check!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I kinda do 'em all at the same time. Lovely thing about having a home < 900 sq. ft.

Two more paragraphs written! Three to go!

I'm so good I could almost believe it when I tell that to myself.