Munky's Post Office Box

[coacheric]

you wrote giggle...I read gargle......giggling louder

And I read gargle and my mind went so dirty that I'm almost embarrassed

 

[LusterMunky]

Last chance to say Goodnight Munky.

Goodnight Munky!

 

[coacheric]

Last chance to say Goodnight Munky.

Goodnight Munky!

Goodnight munky

 

[LusterMunky]

*peeking in my Post Office Box*

. . . I see I have coupon for 20% Off Rutabagas. Way cool!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I adore the Munk and I wish he would sweep me off my feet and carry me away to deepest Peru, where I will wear a yellow hat and nothing else, and he can feed me orange marmalade off the tip of his tail and toggle my switch.




oh, wait. Sorry---I thought I was on the Lies,Lies thread. Never mind.

 

[LovinMyLife]

Just want to say Hi, sorry your pm box is welded shut because I was going to ask your advice on naked pictures for my Av..oh well

 

[LusterMunky]

I adore the Munk and I wish he would sweep me off my feet and carry me away to deepest Peru, where I will wear a yellow hat and nothing else, and he can feed me orange marmalade off the tip of his tail and toggle my switch.

Marry me.

You can leave your hat on.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Marry me.

You can leave your hat on.

Not until you get a private box.

We need somewhere to keep the marmalade.

 

[LusterMunky]

Just want to say Hi, sorry your pm box is welded shut because I was going to ask your advice on naked pictures for my Av..oh well

"Crowd-sourcing": Obtaining feedback from a large community, including, but not limited to, consensus opinion on naked pics.

Post here and use wisely the communal wisdom.

 

[LusterMunky]

Not until you get a private box.

We need somewhere to keep the marmalade.

Honey, our relationship is in jeopardy. You are funnier and more clever than I, which is causing me to rethink this Whole Thing we have. You're 'spose to laugh at my jokes (A Good Gurl's Sacred Duty), not one-up me.

My love (and lust) for you would be more manageable if you were a Dumb Blonde. I so hate feeling insecure and intellectually inferior.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Honey, our relationship is in jeopardy. You are funnier and more clever than I, which is causing me to rethink this Whole Thing we have. You're 'spose to laugh at my jokes (A Good Gurl's Sacred Duty), not one-up me.

My love (and lust) for you would be more manageable if you were a Dumb Blonde. I so hate feeling insecure and intellectually inferior.

Munky, you presumptuous little turd.

What makes you think that I am even available to be your "Good Gurl," much less willing? Orchids or no.

A gentleman would have inquired rather than assuming facts not in evidence.

 

[LusterMunky]

Munky, you presumptuous little turd.

Please don't call me "little"

What makes you think that I am even available to be your "Good Gurl," much less willing? Orchids or no.

Fine. Fine. I'll send more orchids. You are so greedy.

A gentleman would have inquired rather than assuming facts not in evidence.

I'm not a gentleman. Get used to it. And admit that you like it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I will admit that you are an amusing little rodent.

Perhaps I will buy you a vest and a fez, hire an organ grinder, and have you entertain the guests at my birthday frolic.

After that, I may put you in a gilded cage, feed you Fancy Feast and Tootsie Pops, and teach you to say, "Honey, may I?"

 

[LusterMunky]

I will admit that you are an amusing little rodent.

Perhaps I will buy you a vest and a fez, hire an organ grinder, and have you entertain the guests at my birthday frolic.

After that, I may put you in a gilded cage, feed you Fancy Feast and Tootsie Pops, and teach you to say, "Honey, may I?"

I am both shocked and appalled by your attitude, after all we've been through. And it's not easy to appall me after hearing you bleat like a stuck goat during Wild Munky Phone Sex. (just one of your charming quirks.)

I'm confused right now, and think maybe we should see other peeples. Just need my space.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I am both shocked and appalled by your attitude, after all we've been through. And it's not easy to appall me after hearing you bleat like a stuck goat during Wild Munky Phone Sex. (just one of your charming quirks.)

I'm confused right now, and think maybe we should see other peeples. Just need my space.

Quirky and confusing. I should think that would be right up your alley, Munk-Munk.

 

[LusterMunky]

Quirky and confusing. I should think that would be right up your alley, Munk-Munk.

Nimrod.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Nimrod.

lol. thanks, I needed that. *sniff*

 

[LusterMunky]

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[Wild_Honey_66]

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[LusterMunky]

lol. thanks, I needed that. *sniff*

Oh my sweetness, my darling, the light of my life, I'm so sorry that my words might have seemed harsh. Just frustrated (hint hint). Please accept my FedEx to you of a pallet of (overripe) (hint hint) bananas.

And please have your peeples contact my peeples so that we might arrange some really swell Munky Make-Up Sex.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh my sweetness, my darling, the light of my life, I'm so sorry that my words might have seemed harsh. Just frustrated (hint hint). Please accept my FedEx to you of a pallet of (overripe) (hint hint) bananas.

And please have your peeples contact my peeples so that we might arrange some really swell Munky Make-Up Sex.

My peeples' phones don't dial out. They only receive incoming calls.....Nimrod.

But I like that you said please. Twice.

 

[LusterMunky]

Dear Honey,

I see clearly now (as you tramp shamelessly around Lit) that you were using me toward your own tawdry ends, only to cast me aside like an old used organ grinder after you'd used me. That's okay. We had fun.

This has given me pause to reflect on the Meaning of Lit.

(I'm still pausing. I'll get back to you on that.)

Meanwhile, as I mend my broken heart and piece together my shattered dreams, I shall venture out to find someone with the wit and clit of Wild Honey. (applications accepted here).

Anyhoo, sweet kisses and remember to eat your spinach.

- Yours always, Munky.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Other mail comes in the privacy of an envelope.

 

[LusterMunky]

Other mail comes in the privacy of an envelope.

I'm not much into privacy. You shouldn't be either. It is liberating to talk in public.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Are you getting Kitty love lately?