Munky's Weekly Lit Visit

[LusterMunky]

I should stop giving bad blow jobs.

Hey, no need to apologize. You live in The Land Of Cleves where blow jobs are frowned upon unless they involve the tailpipe of a '74 Camaro.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

If you need a practice partner....

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?!

 

[1sickbastard]

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?!

A taxi.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I have never had sex in a Camaro.

I'm practically virginal.

 

[LusterMunky]

GiggLeButt, Bastard, far it from me to intervene in what is obviously a hormonal connection, but GiggLeButt, while you have pussy power, maybe encourage Bastard to change his AV. He's a good guy, but his AV makes him look like a perverted Nerd.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

he IS a perverted nerd

 

[LusterMunky]

he IS a perverted nerd

Well, okay, if that's what you're in to.

What do I need to do to Nerd Up?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Well, okay, if that's what you're in to.

What do I need to do to Nerd Up?

I would tell you to get some of those eyeglasses..
but I look better when I'm a little blurry

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I'm going to sleep. I've been awake for 17 hours..

hogs and quiches

 

[LusterMunky]

but I look better when I'm a little blurry

Darling, you always look great. I like your apron and I appreciate that every night I come home from the factory that you have dinner ready. Your mashed potatoes are just super.

 

[LusterMunky]

I'm going to sleep. I've been awake for 17 hours..

hogs and quiches

'Night sweets

 

[LusterMunky]

Hokay, it's only been four days, but I'm going to pretend this is my weekly visit. (weeks get shorter and shorter, even as my rich auburn fur grows longer and longer).

Anyhoo . . . {hugs} ^5's to all.

 

[elli1]

Hokay, it's only been four days, but I'm going to pretend this is my weekly visit. (weeks get shorter and shorter, even as my rich auburn fur grows longer and longer).

Anyhoo . . . {hugs} ^5's to all.

i'll take the ^5, thanks

 

[LusterMunky]

i'll take the ^5, thanks

Took you long enough to get here.

Distracted?

 

[elli1]

Took you long enough to get here.

Distracted?

i lost track of time staring at your av

 

[LusterMunky]

i lost track of time staring at your av

Does that sort of Manipulative Horseshit work with The Masher?

 

[elli1]

Does that sort of Manipulative Horseshit work with The Masher?

no, he makes me work harder

 

[LusterMunky]

Miss Sweet Sexy Elli, sorry to be to slow to reply on this thread, but I've been engaged in ChatSex with HoneyBuns. She's pretty mediocre in that department but I like to make her feel special.

 

[elli1]

Miss Sweet Sexy Elli, sorry to be to slow to reply on this thread, but I've been engaged in ChatSex with HoneyBuns. She's pretty mediocre in that department but I like to make her feel special.

i'm sure she'll appreciate your kind words

 

[LusterMunky]

Wowzers, I'm on Lit two days in a row.

This impresses even me, so I'm sure the rest of you must be dancing in the streets of Literotica upon hearing this news.

 

[TomBoner]

Wowzers, I'm on Lit two days in a row.

This impresses even me, so I'm sure the rest of you must be dancing in the streets of Literotica upon hearing this news.

Can we just fuck in the streets instead. I'm a terrible dancer ... but fucking I do pretty well at!

 

[Dhalgren150]

Missed !

 

[Dhalgren150]

Come Together .


Beatles .