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[AlwaysFara]

I try not to hate, but really, I hate when submissives refer to themselves in 3rd person.. And especially when it's a submissive male cuckold or sissy.

When you are typing about yourself, and describe an encounter between you and your mistress, using the language "Sissy needs to be punished" or whatever, it's just something that grates me to no end.

I'm a sometimes cuckold, sometimes sissy, and never had a Dom ask me to speak like that. It's sooo hollywood, reminds me of Elmo on Sesame St. It's childish.

Ok, done hatin'

...And who the fuck made you Queen of the May?

 

[midwestyankee]

I try not to hate, but really, I hate when submissives refer to themselves in 3rd person.. And especially when it's a submissive male cuckold or sissy.

When you are typing about yourself, and describe an encounter between you and your mistress, using the language "Sissy needs to be punished" or whatever, it's just something that grates me to no end.

I'm a sometimes cuckold, sometimes sissy, and never had a Dom ask me to speak like that. It's sooo hollywood, reminds me of Elmo on Sesame St. It's childish.

Ok, done hatin'

What you’re bothered by here is a somewhat common practice in certain parts of the bdsm community. It’s not going away and no doubt certain people, after reading this, will have written you off as a judgmental person not worth knowing. So you might want to spend more time examining your biases and less time professing them to the world.

Note: every thread here is read by many, many more people than ever post so it’s wise to consider the broader audience whenever you post.

 

[Bramblethorn]

When you are typing about yourself, and describe an encounter between you and your mistress, using the language "Sissy needs to be punished" or whatever, it's just something that grates me to no end.

I'm a sometimes cuckold, sometimes sissy, and never had a Dom ask me to speak like that. It's sooo hollywood, reminds me of Elmo on Sesame St. It's childish.

I'm sure there are many people who find that third-person language grating. But perhaps consider that most of those people would also chide you for capitalising "Dom", because that's the same kind of thing: using a non-standard form of language as a way of expressing a BDSM dynamic.

Not claiming the moral high ground here; I used to be snarky as hell about this kind of stuff. But eventually I realised that I too have my own quirks which are weird and sometimes grating to others, and if I want them to cut me some slack for those quirks, I probably ought to reciprocate that acceptance.

 

[Eliphaz]

As I've gotten older I've come to realize that a pretty wide range of things are none of my goddamn business and any opinions I think I have about them are probably uninformed anyway.

 

[CandiCame]

I never said it was random guys she fucked. I've sucked out creampies the next morning. No need to work on the wording because every word works as it should in place, none marred by superfluousness or delegitimized by hyperbole.
This site has a lot of haters on it. I love you.

I have no idea why that other poster thought someone would have to like... travel back to you? Generally when I'm eating someone else's cum out of someone it's like... right after they've cum. Like we are all in the same location even if I'm not participating in their sex act. That was a weird leap for me.

But this is also a weird leap for me. As someone who sometimes has cum in his ass I don't know how it would still be there in the morning. I always, religiously, am cleaned up after, normally by my partner with a warm washrag or something, but if I wasn't I feel like I'd do that myself. And even if I didn't like... that means that you've not used your ass at all in the interim. You've not gone to the bathroom and you're just like... I don't understand how the cum is still there? Like it'll leak out or be absorbed into the system or something.

But honestly like 100% of the time I've uh... expelled it. Pretty fast. Like you are aware of the fact that there's something in your ass.

And if it is still there hours and hours later, somehow, I feel like it wouldn't be worth eating. Like this is just a good, old-fashioned unwashed salad tossing from where I'm sitting. I don't think there would actually be any cum. I think this is more a mental thing and not a physical one for you.

Edit: Ok, reread the OP and he said "she comes home" so yeah, I get that now. Your gf and I just have vastly different opinions about traveling with cum leaking out of us. I find that to be super uncomfortable. Like physically uncomfortable. And there's not really a lot you can do to prevent it. I don't care how many sphincter tightening exercises you do, it's literally a liquid, not beads or balls or a plug or whatever. You could wear a plug, I think, and maybe do it that way?

I just really feel like after you've traveled with it it wouldn't be worth eating. Like real talk it's an animal-based protein so I feel like it would go "bad". So now I'm sitting here trying to figure out if you can get food poisoning from bad cum. That's... that's where I'm at with my life.

 

[sub2femdom]

I never said it was random guys she fucked. I've sucked out creampies the next morning. No need to work on the wording because every word works as it should in place, none marred by superfluousness or delegitimized by hyperbole.
This site has a lot of haters on it. I love you.

Do you comprehend what happens to a creampie the next morning?

It's absorbed mostly, what's left has now festered for let's say 8 hours...

What is left is organic.. you know what happens to milk when you leave it on the counter for 8 hours, in 98 degree heat? Cum has that property, but at about a x10 factor..

Women have plumbing, which is also organic, and mixes with the festering cum, turning the whole operation into a soured mix. There's a certain odor that emulates from that mix, which is extremely unpleasant, and frankly, unsanitary.

There's no way this fantasy of yours is real..

 

[cookiecat]

Festering.

Food poisoning.

Sphincter tightening.

Ohhh the reality v. the fantasy of anal fluids.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Do you comprehend what happens to a creampie the next morning?

It's absorbed mostly, what's left has now festered for let's say 8 hours...

What is left is organic.. you know what happens to milk when you leave it on the counter for 8 hours, in 98 degree heat? Cum has that property, but at about a x10 factor..

Women have plumbing, which is also organic, and mixes with the festering cum, turning the whole operation into a soured mix. There's a certain odor that emulates from that mix, which is extremely unpleasant, and frankly, unsanitary.

Not that it was sanitary at the start of those 8 hours. The anus is not a hygienic environment.