my ad on alt...

[dolf]

Stating the obvious Gracie!

dolf is hot, funny, witty, sweet (yes really), amzing and flirtatious.

Its a shame that such a beautiful person attracts morons *sigh*

awww, thank you

course...i'm also crazy

 

[boz]

i opened an account at alt a couple of months ago...i've had a couple hundred replies, most ridiculous {u r hawt}

today after looking at my profile a "Dom" offered £500 {just over $1000} for a scene and sex...no, i'm not taking it

is it common for Doms to try to buy subs?

I'm curious dolf; what exactly did you say in your profile that drew these replies? And, did you receive any useful replies at all?

 

[dolf]

I'm curious dolf; what exactly did you say in your profile that drew these replies? And, did you receive any useful replies at all?

well...

sweet, quiet sub with a naughty sense of humor. i'm looking for my happily ever after. i'm very indecisive and find life easier if i'm told what i should be doing.
i'm more D/s than S&M...i only want to be hurt if it's done with love and compassion.
you can tell me what to wear {within reason}, when to eat, when to sleep...i'll happily obey. you can treat me roughly, just hold me after and tell me i've been good.
not very fond of humiliation...really does nothing for me at all.
Ideal Person:
i'm looking for a Daddy or Mistress to look after me.
firm but gentle with a sense of fun.
i'd like to meet someone nurturing and protective...what some might consider smothering i'd consider caring.

i'm NOT looking to cyber, have casual sex or be shared.

you're making the mistake of thinking that they actually read the profile at all

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

well...

you're making the mistake of thinking that they actually read the profile at all

Pity..... that sounds like a very fetching and wonderful sub, and that's without knowing that you are hot as well.

 

[boz]

well...

you're making the mistake of thinking that they actually read the profile at all

Hah, you're probably right there ...

And, thank you for posting it. I think you have a pretty good idea what you're looking for, and if people read it they would know they don't fit the description. 'Course, as you say, not meeting the description doesn't stop them

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

well...

you're making the mistake of thinking that they actually read the profile at all

I would have read it and wrote you a lovely message telling you all about myself and telling you to read my profile and let me know what you thought...

( silly me)

 

[dolf]

aww, thanks

i've had some very sweet replies....well...five very sweet replies.

why do they send me cock pics
without a face and a message?
i've yet to fall in love with a penis at first sight. am i weird?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

aww, thanks

i've had some very sweet replies....well...five very sweet replies.

why do they send me cock pics
without a face and a message?
i've yet to fall in love with a penis at first sight. am i weird?

Rats, and I had just taken a picture of my rooster too. He's a cute rooster, kind of big but not huge, early riser and all.

Oh wait, that kind of cock.... never mind.

 

[dolf]

Rats, and I had just taken a picture of my rooster too. He's a cute rooster, kind of big but not huge, early riser and all.

Oh wait, that kind of cock.... never mind.

no!

i'd never get the feathers out

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

no!

i'd never get the feathers out

Oh dear, now I'm thinking of dolf doing the sally rand fan dance with those huge feather fans.....

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ummm be back in a bit later ok......

 

[shy slave]

awww, thank you

course...i'm also crazy

Crazy, your VERY crazy!!

But you never put that in your profile, nor your need for shiny things.
If you had you may get pics of polished cocks!!!!!!!

 

[dolf]

Crazy, your VERY crazy!!

But you never put that in your profile, nor your need for shiny things.
If you had you may get pics of polished cocks!!!!!!!

mmmmmmmmmmm...shiny things

 

[babiesmiles]

why do they send me cock pics
without a face and a message?

Maybe they thought to show you their brilliant head and ..... then got simply confused among identical pics !

 

[ShyGuy68]

why do they send me cock pics
without a face and a message?

Even though I'm a man, I sometimes just don't understand other men!! I would never do something like that myself at all. I actually doubt I would reply to Dolf's add, because she's way out of my league, being that stunning looking woman she is.

 

[shy slave]

Even though I'm a man, I sometimes just don't understand other men!! I would never do something like that myself at all. I actually doubt I would reply to Dolf's add, because she's way out of my league, being that stunning looking woman she is.

dolf is in a class of her own, but that should not make you think you are not in here league.

How Domly is that!

I may regret that comment when we all meet in London later this year lol

 

[ShyGuy68]

How Domly is that!

Even though I'm a Dom, I will admit that my self esteem isn't always high, and today is one of the low days. But I'm sure it'll get better in a few days

But I will definately try to make you regeret your statement when we meet in London! I'm thinking about bringing my crop and my cane!

 

[FungiUg]

why do they send me cock pics
without a face and a message?

Okay, two things here.

There are women out there who like receiving pics of cocks. Really. I hang about on a site called NZ Dating, and I've read a number of ads where they REQUEST cock pics! Sickos and perverts!

Secondly, I believe that a number of men get off on showing their cock to as many women as they can. That's the only conclusion I can reach about men who send pics of their cocks. Yup, sickos and perverts yet again.

 

[shy slave]

Even though I'm a Dom, I will admit that my self esteem isn't always high, and today is one of the low days. But I'm sure it'll get better in a few days

But I will definately try to make you regeret your statement when we meet in London! I'm thinking about bringing my crop and my cane!

Soryy, sorry, sorry , sorry, sorry, sorry.

and errrr dolf made me say it...its her fault - honest!

 

[shy slave]

Okay, two things here.

There are women out there who like receiving pics of cocks. Really. I hang about on a site called NZ Dating, and I've read a number of ads where they REQUEST cock pics! Sickos and perverts!

Secondly, I believe that a number of men get off on showing their cock to as many women as they can. That's the only conclusion I can reach about men who send pics of their cocks. Yup, sickos and perverts yet again.

I have heard its not always their own cock, not sure if this is better or worse!

 

[dolf]

I am interested in cyber sex. Hopefully we can cyber our way into a few real life, but casual encounters where I can share you with my buddies!
What do you think?

very funny

 

[Marquis]

very funny

Sounds like a winner to me!

 

[dolf]

Sounds like a winner to me!

yeah...well dorky personality aside he was pretty damn hot

 

[FungiUg]

I'm too chicken to post pics of my cock.

 

[Marquis]

yeah...well dorky personality aside he was pretty damn hot

Did he send you a cock pic?

 

[Miss Diva]

aww, thanks

i've had some very sweet replies....well...five very sweet replies.

why do they send me cock pics
without a face and a message?
i've yet to fall in love with a penis at first sight. am i weird?

On Lavalife and AFF the men love to show off their cocks. I always wondered what would happen if we agreed to meet at a coffee shop. Would I ask every guy to show me his cock to recognize him? DUH!!