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mcopado said:
:nana: The trouble is I need a "fluffer" if I try to measure it myself...the minute I pull out the ruler it falls back down to 6 1/2 inches...My ex long fiance even sent me a "Clone your willie kits" so I could do it and send it to her for those cold lonely nights while I was away at seminary...But like I said it takes 2 to tango...concentration is difficult especially mixing all that rubber for the mold. Pm me your email addy and I'll show you sometime. I'd be a great member of your harem, just don't think of making me a eunach, it'd be a waste... :nana:


I'm the best fluffer around-- I've a very soft touch and no static cling.

You know what you needed? Someone to keep you focused on the task at hand.

Ooo, I've harem now... You mean there are men lounging around here waiting to do
my sexual bidding? ;)

There are no eunuchs in my harem-- They're barred. That is-- If I had a harem.
 
LotusDreamer said:
I'm the best fluffer around-- I've a very soft touch and no static cling.

You know what you needed? Someone to keep you focused on the task at hand.

Ooo, I've harem now... You mean there are men lounging around here waiting to do
my sexual bidding? ;)

There are no eunuchs in my harem-- They're barred. That is-- If I had a harem.


oooh you mean i'm the only sighted guy in a world of blind men? Wow...I figured I'd be one of hundreds sniffing around your tail :p

Rather than a member of your harem that makes me what you're stud mule? I have been compared to that by some...... :nana:
 
LotusDreamer said:
Ooo, I've harem now... You mean there are men lounging around here waiting to do my sexual bidding? ;)
*raises hand* Ahem. ;)
 
mcopado said:
oooh you mean i'm the only sighted guy in a world of blind men? Wow...I figured I'd be one of hundreds sniffing around your tail :p

Rather than a member of your harem that makes me what you're stud mule? I have been compared to that by some...... :nana:


Uh-- I don't know. I just didn't know there were men here at my disposal. Now, I may have to sample 'em all. Just to make sure that all their parts work. :devil:

I'm greedy, but not that greedy. ;)
 
LotusDreamer said:
Uhm... I had no idea. :D This comes as a total shock to me-- Are volunteering to be my first sampling?
If he doesn't, I will.. :devil:
 
LotusDreamer said:
We gotta see if roots takes the offer. :D
Now that's a silly question! :kiss:
LotusDreamer said:
Uhm... I had no idea. :D This comes as a total shock to me-- Are volunteering to be my first sampling?
Well, it's bigger than a sample size--I hope that's not a problem. ;)
 
rootsfan said:
Now that's a silly question! :kiss:

Well, it's bigger than a sample size--I hope that's not a problem. ;)


You know-- I didn't want to make any assumptions...

Has it ever been, douceur? ;)
 
LotusDreamer said:
Hey, hun!! How's it goin'?

You just hold your spot-- We gotta see if roots takes the offer. :D
Oh well, guess I've slipped down the ol ladder... :rolleyes:


I'm doing good sweetheart, hope you are too. :kiss:
 
LotusDreamer said:
You know-- I didn't want to make any assumptions...

Has it ever been, douceur? ;)
I'm yours for the taking. :kiss:

*chuckles* Not for you. ;)
 
BullDawg69 said:
Oh well, guess I've slipped down the ol ladder... :rolleyes:


I'm doing good sweetheart, hope you are too. :kiss:


But, not that far...

Happy to hear that... :kiss:
I am-- I've one more dentist appt. and I'm free.
 
rootsfan said:
I'm yours for the taking. :kiss:

*chuckles* Not for you. ;)


There you go, giving me leeway, again... Just let me know when you're ready. ;)

And it never will. *coy grin*
 
LotusDreamer said:
But, not that far...

Happy to hear that... :kiss:
I am-- I've one more dentist appt. and I'm free.
any rung, is a rung to far down the ladder... ;)


Good for you sweetheart... hope all goes well with that appointment :kiss:
 
LotusDreamer said:
There you go, giving me leeway, again... Just let me know when you're ready. ;)

And it never will. *coy grin*
OK, I'm ready. But I have to go to bed. Oh wait, just come join me... :kiss:

You're very accomodating like that. ;)
 
BullDawg69 said:
any rung, is a rung to far down the ladder... ;)


Good for you sweetheart... hope all goes well with that appointment :kiss:


That is true-- I guess it's kinda like that saying about the lead dog. If it ain't you the
scenery never changes. :)

Yeah, this will be it. He just wants to make sure that the crown has set properly. I
wish I hadn't put off until now, it wasn't as bad as I imagined. Yeah, I'm a wuss. :cool:
 
Oh, baby...you got me climbin' the walls for just once sweet ounce of your sugah. You hit a photographic home run everytime at bat.
Way you go, girl.
 
whalee said:
Oh, baby...you got me climbin' the walls for just once sweet ounce of your sugah. You hit a photographic home run everytime at bat.
Way you go, girl.


Hmm mmm, I got your sugah-- And you don't have do anything as strenuous as climb a wall, baby. ;)
 
whalee said:
Tell, me, baby....what's this guy gotta do, do, DO??!!


You just keep doin' what you do, you're sure to get all the sugah you need-- And then, some.
 
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