My Cat is Missing

[Riles]

The pussy was wet... Didn't he do it right?

No. That wasn't his doing.

 

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[Killswitch]

Did the cat come home?

 

[PayDay]

No. That wasn't his doing.

Says you.

 

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[MonaLittle]

Hurray!

That must be a terrible feeling not being able to find the pussy.

So glad she's home!

 

[Killswitch]

Sitting in the window sill beside me now.


Some here would rather it sink its teeth into my neck.

Yeah. I'm taking Bella in for teeth cleaning in a few minutes. I have to warm the truck up.

She also went to the groomer last week and Bear went for his teeth cleaning last week.

Glad she came back. Figured she would.

 

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[Aphro]

Aw, I'm glad you got your pussy back!

 

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[Stewart_Pidd]

My Kitty is drawing out all the GB hotties.

that will make Killswitch blush bro!

Stew

 

[Wings]

Your relationship with your cat explains so much about you.

 

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[Wings]

How much to get you to fix my typo?

 

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[Wings]

You know I'm open to suggestions.

Clearly.


I've got 1.73 in my wallet right now.

 

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[Wings]

You women LOVE to carry change.

What else am I supposed to do with this thing?


Plus I get my own theme song when I walk.

 

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[Wings]

A picture of said cat resting up.

...to rip your face off. I like that cat.

 

[Pookie]

A picture of said cat resting up.

He's thinking. That can't be a good thing for you.

 

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[ryan8558]

It was soaking wet, and it is strange. Loves to be dried with the kitchen towel.

Then it laid on my stomach and purred right in my face, sort of like it was trying to draw the last breath out of my lungs. Kept getting in the way as I was trying to watch Brady destroy Detroit.

Then, for no other reason than evil, it lashed out and tore into the top of my hand as it ran out the back door and back into the rain.

You remember the rain we got yesterday, don't you?

The cat's obviously not a New England/Brady fan.

 

[Pookie]

You ladies make me want to check my truck brake lines.

Too quick and painless.