My Dearest Laurel

Let's just say Laurel came through in a "big" way and made my Christmas season perfect already.

I always wondered what they looked like.

You were always one of her favorites. You and that Kuntbate cunt. :mad:
 
Have you seen my newest axe? :)

There is something about breasts like hers that are simply special.

They look soft yet shapely, no sagging and perfectly sized nipples.

They are like a work of art.
 
There is something about breasts like hers that are simply special.

They look soft yet shapely, no sagging and perfectly sized nipples.

They are like a work of art.

I'm not talking to you anymore.
 
I was simply trying to paint you a mental picture since you missed them.

And I'm sure you don't mean that. You love me.

Yes, I don't mean that, and I love you ... but I need a moment to myself right now ... :(
 
I want to take this opportunity to sincerely thank you for your recent decision to put the subject of a special politics forum up for a vote.

The panic, stupidity, paranoid conspiracy theories and ridiculous arguments that is has spawned has made Lit more enjoyable than it has been for a while, at least from my perspective.

On this, I agree with you 100%. I've watched in frank amazement as the #UsualSuspects have a collective aneurysm over the proposed change. The threats, the hand-wringing, the petulance and the pearl-clutching over the prospect of this even coming to a public vote is enormously entertaining.

  • Eyer threatening to leave here FOREVER is anything changes...
  • Trysail trying to convince us that nothing is gonna change, nossir
  • Ishmael claiming "ownership" of this board and declaring he is not subject to forum rules
  • Query restating Laurel's position over a half-dozen times, trying deperately to distort it so he can "be the hero"
  • AJ attacking the proposed forum from a dozen different perspectives, none of them related except by his deep fear of losing his captive audience
  • And of course the Vettebigot nonsensically blaming the timing of the vote on the elections
 
On this, I agree with you 100%. I've watched in frank amazement as the #UsualSuspects have a collective aneurysm over the proposed change. The threats, the hand-wringing, the petulance and the pearl-clutching over the prospect of this even coming to a public vote is enormously entertaining.

  • Eyer threatening to leave here FOREVER is anything changes...
  • Trysail trying to convince us that nothing is gonna change, nossir
  • Ishmael claiming "ownership" of this board and declaring he is not subject to forum rules
  • Query restating Laurel's position over a half-dozen times, trying deperately to distort it so he can "be the hero"
  • AJ attacking the proposed forum from a dozen different perspectives, none of them related except by his deep fear of losing his captive audience
  • And of course the Vettebigot nonsensically blaming the timing of the vote on the elections

Yeah, yeah. But did you see Laurel's tits?
 
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