My dishwasher

[parodyluvr75]

Barks at me, all hours of the night. Should I give it away or call an exorcist?

 

[JudasIscariot]

Barks at me, all hours of the night. Should I give it away or call an exorcist?

It's probably the zips on the jackets.

Or you may have left coins in the pockets.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I have a clothes washer for that, it purrs.

 

[JudasIscariot]

I have a clothes washer for that, it purrs.

I'll read the title properly next time

 

[parodyluvr75]

What kind of weirdo washes their clothes in a dishwasher? I take showers in it.

 

[thør]

Barks at me, all hours of the night. Should I give it away or call an exorcist?

Let it out to pee.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I tried that it just sat there and stared at me.

 

[Adre]

Yates is your best bet here.

 

[thør]

I tried that it just sat there and stared at me.

Then, it wanted to go for a walk.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I was afraid someone was going to say that.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Then, it wanted to go for a walk.

I put a leash on it and it just sits there. Same thing when I throw a chew toy and yell, "fetch."

 

[Adre]

I was afraid someone was going to say that.

He's like an appliance whisperer.

 

[doowdniw]

Quit tossing snausages at it.

 

[lovetoread]

Its exorcist time my dear.

 

[parodyluvr75]

He's like an appliance whisperer.

He needs a TV show.

Quit tossing snausages at it.

Yeah, that doesn't work.

Its exorcist time my dear.

Damn, ok, but I got a sexy tool belt for you to wear while beating it with a hammer.