My First Thread

[only_lj]

Umm... maybe?

Ohh one i always skip and i dont know why.
Now i shall have to pop in and admit to my over masturbating cos i cant pretend i didnt see it anymore

 

[jrydher]

Thanks my nipples appreciate your comment on their greatness

LOL..that mean I get free licks

 

[daveg85]

Ohh one i always skip and i dont know why.
Now i shall have to pop in and admit to my over masturbating cos i cant pretend i didnt see it anymore

I'm something of a regular, I must admit. Having a constant hard-on has its downsides

 

[Glyndwr]

Oh now this is working!
The chocolate is winning me over
Well that and the threatened hole in your jeans, i wouldnt want to cause damage to your clothing would i?

The pervy picture is attached

Hi lj

I can see riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight up your nose

 

[Glyndwr]

It does!
I practiced ten times tonight and i finally got it all the way off!
Although i dont have photographic evidence of my achievement

Hi lj

I can't pretend I'm not disappointed but I guess I'm going to have to trust you on the results.

 

[only_lj]

LOL..that mean I get free licks

Free?
Erm nipple licks always cost something, like licks to other bodilly departments and such

 

[only_lj]

I'm something of a regular, I must admit. Having a constant hard-on has its downsides

It does?
I cant think of a single reason a constant hard on would have a downside for

 

[only_lj]

Hi lj

I can see riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight up your nose

:O Stop searching for nasal hair! Pervert!

 

[jrydher]

Free?
Erm nipple licks always cost something, like licks to other bodilly departments and such

Oh, you can definitely count on that

 

[only_lj]

Hi lj

I can't pretend I'm not disappointed but I guess I'm going to have to trust you on the results.

I did have photographic evidence but my camera ate it when its batteries died. It hates me

 

[daveg85]

It does?
I cant think of a single reason a constant hard on would have a downside for

Hmm... in that case, maybe you could help me make better use of it?

 

[only_lj]

Oh, you can definitely count on that

Then your hired as the new nipple licker for lj's

 

[only_lj]

Hmm... in that case, maybe you could help me make better use of it?

I can suggest a few things yeah;
1) hang things on it
2) use it as a prop for wilting flowers
3) unclog drains with it (depending on width and length this may or may not work)
4) stir tea with it (ensure tea is not boiling - blisters in intimate areas hurt like hell!)

Would you like me to go on?

 

[daveg85]

Thank you! I'll try some of those out!

 

[only_lj]

Thank you! I'll try some of those out!

Oh really?
Have fun and make sure you dont prop up wilting roses unless all thorns are pre removed

 

[gottscheer]

Ahh my mistake i cant read small writing so well, dodgy eye sight from all the masturbating
You have many?

Several! And the masterbating thing! I can help with that so you can relax your eyes.

 

[Glyndwr]

:O Stop searching for nasal hair! Pervert!

Which kind of hair should I be searching for then?

 

[Glyndwr]

I did have photographic evidence but my camera ate it when its batteries died. It hates me

I'm sure it doesn't hate you, you're far too cute

However I now hate your camera

 

[jrydher]

Then your hired as the new nipple licker for lj's

woo hoo

 

[Shyguy1369]

A tongue that likes to search for the right places is always good

Well I don't need to search... but I personally love to tease before pleasing

 

[In Anticipation]

Theres a masturbating thread???

I may have noticed that before . . .

 

[only_lj]

Several! And the masterbating thing! I can help with that so you can relax your eyes.

Oooh thanks, my eyes would benefit from a little relaxation

 

[only_lj]

Which kind of hair should I be searching for then?

You should be searching for hair!
Dont my gossip lessons teach you anything?
You should be looking for signs of tiredness to see if i've been up all night doing something gossip worthy

 

[only_lj]

I'm sure it doesn't hate you, you're far too cute

However I now hate your camera

Maybe it hates me because i dropped it on the floor?lol

And yay! We can start a we hate lj's camera support group!

 

[only_lj]

woo hoo

A simple yet pleasurable answer, thanks