musicankane
I blew a monkey once.
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Look at that. Do you fucking see that? That's what I have to deal with every goddamn day of my life. You might be reading this thinking, "What man? Looking at a sexy, gorgeous woman everyday? Yeah woe is you asshole." But it isn't like that. Yes, I get to see that walk around everyday, but there is a problem.
That is my sister Sarah.
Yes so you know what sucks. My older sister walks around that fucking hot and I can't touch her. Not that she'd ever want a guy like me, after all I got all the dorky genes in the family. I have to wear glasses to see, I think I have a goofy face, and I'm into computers. None of these things make me attractive.
Plus I'm a high school senior, barely eighteen and my sister is about to ding 21. See that? Ding 21? That's a goddamn World of Warcraft reference. What chick wants that?
Of course because she is that hot, my sister has all kinda of hot ass friends. Everytime they see me though, they talk amongst each other and snicker. You'd think they would feel sorry for me and maybe come to my room and sneak me a little blowjob or something, but nah.
Anyway it was finally summertime. Which was good because Sarah spent a lot of time out with her friends, but when she was home, she was in bikini's or short bits of cloth that could barely be called clothing. I tried to spend as much time in my room as possible. I was not happy being a virgin, lonely most of my summer days, but I also didn't want to be taunted by my sister and her friends all summer either. I figured that I would have sex in college, I just had to bide my time and wait it out....except my sister seemed to have other ideas.
Look at that. Do you fucking see that? That's what I have to deal with every goddamn day of my life. You might be reading this thinking, "What man? Looking at a sexy, gorgeous woman everyday? Yeah woe is you asshole." But it isn't like that. Yes, I get to see that walk around everyday, but there is a problem.
That is my sister Sarah.
Yes so you know what sucks. My older sister walks around that fucking hot and I can't touch her. Not that she'd ever want a guy like me, after all I got all the dorky genes in the family. I have to wear glasses to see, I think I have a goofy face, and I'm into computers. None of these things make me attractive.
Plus I'm a high school senior, barely eighteen and my sister is about to ding 21. See that? Ding 21? That's a goddamn World of Warcraft reference. What chick wants that?
Of course because she is that hot, my sister has all kinda of hot ass friends. Everytime they see me though, they talk amongst each other and snicker. You'd think they would feel sorry for me and maybe come to my room and sneak me a little blowjob or something, but nah.
Anyway it was finally summertime. Which was good because Sarah spent a lot of time out with her friends, but when she was home, she was in bikini's or short bits of cloth that could barely be called clothing. I tried to spend as much time in my room as possible. I was not happy being a virgin, lonely most of my summer days, but I also didn't want to be taunted by my sister and her friends all summer either. I figured that I would have sex in college, I just had to bide my time and wait it out....except my sister seemed to have other ideas.
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