musicankane
I blew a monkey once.
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Things in school were tough. I have never been the smartest guy. I was held back once in fifth grade which was embarassing because I couldn't seem to focus. I hit puberty early and my hormones drove me insane, causing me to have to jerk off several times a day. Even now in my senior year, I was nineteen, and still barely making the grade.
My parents were worried about me graduating and decided to get me a tutor. "Jake," they told me, "we hired you someone to help you through this final semester so that you can make it through school. WE want you to graduate and maybe once you are no longer in school your hormones will ease. God knows those teenage bimbos aren't helping your concentration."
It was true logic I guess. Maybe once I was not constantly being visually assaulted by cleavage I would have a better mind for things. It was hard, walking around with at least a half erection all day I school. I needed to either be isolated or maybe, just maybe if I got to have sex and got it out of my system then I could think.
It was just an idea, but I figured if my balls were drained by a beautiful woman I wouldn't have any problems.
Whatever I was the weird older guy in school so girl avoided me. That made my chances of getting some pussy terrible. Even though I was a decent enough looking guy, if I wasn't a creep like they said I was I would probably have no trouble getting some action. I just had a hard time getting my mind off the nitty gritty of sex.
Jake:
http://www.starswelove.com/celebrities/r/ryanreynolds/pictures/ryan_reynolds005b.jpg
My parents were worried about me graduating and decided to get me a tutor. "Jake," they told me, "we hired you someone to help you through this final semester so that you can make it through school. WE want you to graduate and maybe once you are no longer in school your hormones will ease. God knows those teenage bimbos aren't helping your concentration."
It was true logic I guess. Maybe once I was not constantly being visually assaulted by cleavage I would have a better mind for things. It was hard, walking around with at least a half erection all day I school. I needed to either be isolated or maybe, just maybe if I got to have sex and got it out of my system then I could think.
It was just an idea, but I figured if my balls were drained by a beautiful woman I wouldn't have any problems.
Whatever I was the weird older guy in school so girl avoided me. That made my chances of getting some pussy terrible. Even though I was a decent enough looking guy, if I wasn't a creep like they said I was I would probably have no trouble getting some action. I just had a hard time getting my mind off the nitty gritty of sex.
Jake:
http://www.starswelove.com/celebrities/r/ryanreynolds/pictures/ryan_reynolds005b.jpg