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It hurts.
I think I just found my new bestie!!
My own TV show
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I think I just found my new bestie!!
tedsbeds
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Is that the way she's drawn or does.she have a bulge in her shorts?
ifluke
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She is a he and will probably hunt you down and pour her molten essence into your rectal core ! hahahah
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Makes 50 shades of grey a work of genius
This one moment doesn't do justice to the tawdry events that follow. I believe your fans (me) deserve more delightful sweets.
“He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string – what?! – and gently pulls my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet. Holy fuck.”
~50 Shades...
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Sordid, seedy, degenerate and degrading, thanks for reading. Please wash your hands.
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Sordid, seedy, degenerate and degrading, thanks for reading. Please wash your hands.
Sordid, seedy, degenerate and degrading
A tease for your next story I hope
My policy is to never wash away brilliance. Those stains last a lifetime.
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Sordid, seedy, degenerate and degrading
A tease for your next story I hope
My policy is to never wash away brilliance. Those stains last a lifetime.
i MAY NEED HELP
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i MAY NEED HELP
Are 2 hands enough?
ifluke
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The elusive 'friend".
What happens in the end?
What happens in the end?
ifluke
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The elusive 'friend".
What happens in the end?
..well the Pulitzer panel said it was too short.
So she had another go - Below
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..well the Pulitzer panel said it was too short.
So she had another go - Below
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Pulitzer and their standards...we all know true fame doesn't happen until after death anyway. (Don't worry, my fangirl status is safe)
As for the other go...feels like an underhand toss
Hardball me.
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No cigar try again
Little miss caught-with-her-pants-down, the expression is so funny! I have uncontrollable giggles right now.
ifluke
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Little miss caught-with-her-pants-down, the expression is so funny! I have uncontrollable giggles right now.
It was something that happened to a friend. The moment the householder left he couldn't resist instigating her wardrobe and dressing up. He was caught but not the way I depicted.
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It was something that happened to a friend. The moment the householder left he couldn't resist instigating her wardrobe and dressing up. He was caught but not the way I depicted.
xxx
Don't spoil it! Sounds like a story to tell over dinner
Everyone is so pretty now, look at her lashes. Rainy day means an umbrella and galoshes. I can think of a few ways this could go...
I haven't forgotten your Stan Lee moment, whisper it. You know I can keep a secret.
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Don't spoil it! Sounds like a story to tell over dinner
Everyone is so pretty now, look at her lashes. Rainy day means an umbrella and galoshes. I can think of a few ways this could go...
I haven't forgotten your Stan Lee moment, whisper it. You know I can keep a secret.
stan lee moment ?
This has nothing to do with Stan Lee
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Perfect Fan
<~~~~that's me!
I'll keep it dusted until you return
<~~~~that's me!
I'll keep it dusted until you return
