musicankane
I blew a monkey once.
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Today was just a day at the mall for me. I come here to walk around, hit up Gamestop and check out new releases or whatever. Mostly I come around the mall to check out all the girls. Man I love girls. Nothing in God's creation is as beautiful as a beautiful girl. Nothing.
I've never gotten to be with a girl though. My parents wont let me date until I'm out of college, and only if she is a Christian virgin girl. Which is fucking bullshit because by the time I'm out of college, I will be twenty three or four. (I'm nineteen now) These days girls start fucking at like fifteen or sixteen, because MTV and Disney turns them into sluts. Especially according to my folks.
If you can't tell I come from a very religious family. My parents are so devout it is blinding them to the reality of the world. Things have changed and religion is a fine thing but there is a limit to how much you can devote to it and still have a functioning life. For my sister Megan and I, it has limited everything we've ever done growing up. I couldn't play football in highschool because it was the devil's sport. I serious felt like the Waterboy.
Poor Megan wasn't allowed to take up the modeling contract she always wanted because it would be a sin to get photographed in skimpy outfits for the world's Satanists to view her. Skin should only be shown to her husband and that's it. It was a shame because Megan is fucking hot. I mean I shouldn't say that because she's my sister, but as a lover of women in general I would be a complete liar if I didn't admit to her being...fucking hot.
However our parents refused to let her become a model, insisting she finish college and marry a good Christian boy. Apparently Megan said fuck that and secretly became a Victoria Secret model. Because here I stand in front of a Victoria Secret store and my sister is the model in the big posters in the display windows. She was trying to be clever about it though, the picture only shows her body and cuts off her head so no one can see her face.
In the picture though, she is only wearing a bra and panties so her stomach is revealed to the mall goers. My sister has a birthmark like a starfish inside her belly button. It's hard to see and kind of cute when you notice it, and the girl in the picture has that birthmark. Now it is possible, however extremely unlikely, that this could be someone else with the exact same birthmark as my sister, but I fucking doubt it.
I couldn't believe she actually went and did it. Our parents would be furious if they found this shit out. Hell they would probably cut her off from the family, because to sin against the will of the parents is like worse than murder or something. Personally I thought it was awesome, because this super over the top religious ruling was stupid. No body could ever live a real life like this and once college was over I was bailing.
But maybe I could use it to my advantage for a little while. Megan I know your secret and you are gonna help me get a girl, or you'll pay for being a sinner. Mwahahaha.
Today was just a day at the mall for me. I come here to walk around, hit up Gamestop and check out new releases or whatever. Mostly I come around the mall to check out all the girls. Man I love girls. Nothing in God's creation is as beautiful as a beautiful girl. Nothing.
I've never gotten to be with a girl though. My parents wont let me date until I'm out of college, and only if she is a Christian virgin girl. Which is fucking bullshit because by the time I'm out of college, I will be twenty three or four. (I'm nineteen now) These days girls start fucking at like fifteen or sixteen, because MTV and Disney turns them into sluts. Especially according to my folks.
If you can't tell I come from a very religious family. My parents are so devout it is blinding them to the reality of the world. Things have changed and religion is a fine thing but there is a limit to how much you can devote to it and still have a functioning life. For my sister Megan and I, it has limited everything we've ever done growing up. I couldn't play football in highschool because it was the devil's sport. I serious felt like the Waterboy.
Poor Megan wasn't allowed to take up the modeling contract she always wanted because it would be a sin to get photographed in skimpy outfits for the world's Satanists to view her. Skin should only be shown to her husband and that's it. It was a shame because Megan is fucking hot. I mean I shouldn't say that because she's my sister, but as a lover of women in general I would be a complete liar if I didn't admit to her being...fucking hot.
However our parents refused to let her become a model, insisting she finish college and marry a good Christian boy. Apparently Megan said fuck that and secretly became a Victoria Secret model. Because here I stand in front of a Victoria Secret store and my sister is the model in the big posters in the display windows. She was trying to be clever about it though, the picture only shows her body and cuts off her head so no one can see her face.
In the picture though, she is only wearing a bra and panties so her stomach is revealed to the mall goers. My sister has a birthmark like a starfish inside her belly button. It's hard to see and kind of cute when you notice it, and the girl in the picture has that birthmark. Now it is possible, however extremely unlikely, that this could be someone else with the exact same birthmark as my sister, but I fucking doubt it.
I couldn't believe she actually went and did it. Our parents would be furious if they found this shit out. Hell they would probably cut her off from the family, because to sin against the will of the parents is like worse than murder or something. Personally I thought it was awesome, because this super over the top religious ruling was stupid. No body could ever live a real life like this and once college was over I was bailing.
But maybe I could use it to my advantage for a little while. Megan I know your secret and you are gonna help me get a girl, or you'll pay for being a sinner. Mwahahaha.