My sister's secret.

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Today was just a day at the mall for me. I come here to walk around, hit up Gamestop and check out new releases or whatever. Mostly I come around the mall to check out all the girls. Man I love girls. Nothing in God's creation is as beautiful as a beautiful girl. Nothing.

I've never gotten to be with a girl though. My parents wont let me date until I'm out of college, and only if she is a Christian virgin girl. Which is fucking bullshit because by the time I'm out of college, I will be twenty three or four. (I'm nineteen now) These days girls start fucking at like fifteen or sixteen, because MTV and Disney turns them into sluts. Especially according to my folks.

If you can't tell I come from a very religious family. My parents are so devout it is blinding them to the reality of the world. Things have changed and religion is a fine thing but there is a limit to how much you can devote to it and still have a functioning life. For my sister Megan and I, it has limited everything we've ever done growing up. I couldn't play football in highschool because it was the devil's sport. I serious felt like the Waterboy.

Poor Megan wasn't allowed to take up the modeling contract she always wanted because it would be a sin to get photographed in skimpy outfits for the world's Satanists to view her. Skin should only be shown to her husband and that's it. It was a shame because Megan is fucking hot. I mean I shouldn't say that because she's my sister, but as a lover of women in general I would be a complete liar if I didn't admit to her being...fucking hot.

However our parents refused to let her become a model, insisting she finish college and marry a good Christian boy. Apparently Megan said fuck that and secretly became a Victoria Secret model. Because here I stand in front of a Victoria Secret store and my sister is the model in the big posters in the display windows. She was trying to be clever about it though, the picture only shows her body and cuts off her head so no one can see her face.

In the picture though, she is only wearing a bra and panties so her stomach is revealed to the mall goers. My sister has a birthmark like a starfish inside her belly button. It's hard to see and kind of cute when you notice it, and the girl in the picture has that birthmark. Now it is possible, however extremely unlikely, that this could be someone else with the exact same birthmark as my sister, but I fucking doubt it.

I couldn't believe she actually went and did it. Our parents would be furious if they found this shit out. Hell they would probably cut her off from the family, because to sin against the will of the parents is like worse than murder or something. Personally I thought it was awesome, because this super over the top religious ruling was stupid. No body could ever live a real life like this and once college was over I was bailing.

But maybe I could use it to my advantage for a little while. Megan I know your secret and you are gonna help me get a girl, or you'll pay for being a sinner. Mwahahaha.
 
I quietly slipped inside and bit my lip, making sure no one was up. Though it was midnight. My parents were usually in bed by 8 and who knew what time Jake went to bed. Now the reason I was up late had nothing to do with doing anything perverted like stripping in front of a crowd of men or doing porn movies.

No--that was sinful!

I was at a late night modeling shoot. Okay so my parents weren't totally up for me being a model. Vanity is a sin, so they say...except, I'm not vain!

I'm helping advertise underwear and underwear is a necessity for women as it is a sin to walk around bra less or panty less.

And that was a very noble duty if I do say so myself and I made sure the photographer cut my face off. No one would know it was me, right?
 
I lay awake in bed listening. My sister had gotten very good at sneaking in, shit since highschool maybe sooner. So I had to be quiet and listen carefully for her to enter her room next to mine. When I heard her I smiled and quickly got out of bed. I opened my door slowly and poked my head out as Megan tried to slip into her room.

"Megan!" I hissed at her.

"Hey I've got awesome news for you!" I told her eagerly. "You gotta come in here and hear it." I urged.
 
Stopping as my name was hissed by my brother I lifted my brow and glanced around to make sure no one was awake. I yawned and stepped into Jakes room.

"What is it, Jakey?"

I crossed my arms against my chest and looked at him impatiently."Can you hurry it up please? The girls bible study took much longer than expected." I lied.

Yes, I know lying was a sin but I'm sure God wouldn't mind my lying to save the poor bra less and panty less women of the world.
 
I smiled at her and said, "I met this amazing girl today." I said with excitement. "She is beautiful, smart and she got all my jokes which is incredible because nobody thinks I'm funny. Her name isVictoria but look you ccan't tell mom and dad. Keep it a secret okay?" I urged.
 
I lifted my brow at him."Uh huh, sure. Whatever you say, Jakey and she must be meant for you because you aren't funny...hence why no one gets your jokes." I rolled my eyes at him. I yawned again and probably would've gone to bed if my curiosity hadn't taken over.

"What does she look like?" I asked , Victoria was probably imaginary with Jakes luck .
 
I blinked, she didn't get my joke. Or my reference. How did she not pick up on Victoria Secret? I wanted to slap the stupid out of her, but I wasn't sure it would work.

"Wait what? How did you not get the.....fuck nevermind. I know you are a Victoria's Secret model dumb dumb." I spat at her, frustrated that she didn't pick up on me trying to be clever and subtle. What a dork.
 
I blinked and stared at him before a light blush covered my face. How the hell...heck did he know that was me posing in the lingerie ad? I opened my mouth then closed it averting my eyes. "I'm doing a community service, helping the women who are scared to buy lingerie!"

I bit my lip as he rolled his eyes,"You're not going to tell mom and dad are you?...YOU CANT TELL MOM AND DAD! They'll kill me! You KNOW they'll kill me." I then proceeded to pout,"please don't tell Jakey!"
 
I gritted my teeth, I hated when she called me Jakey. It was so kiddie and stupid. I was a grown man for gods sake. I had a hard enough time talking to people in school and trying to talk to girls without the Jakey name being tossed around.

"Okay first off stop calling me that. You know I hate it." I insisted. "Next thing is, I am totally going to rat you out to mom and dad. Unless you do something for me."

I smiled, "I have been thinking. I am about to go to college right? So how awesome would it be if I could say that I have a girlfriend who is a Victoria's Secret model? I want you to get me a date with a model Sis. I am tired of being the loser virgin at school. I want to be able to go to college a man."
 
I rolled my eyes as he pleaded for me not to call him Jakey. I ALWAYS called him Jakey even when we were younger, it was a habit that I found hard to break. My jaw dropped at him, he'd seriously tell daddy? Daddy would send me to a convent or...worse, on a missionary trip in AFRICA!

"Jakey!" I swallowed hard as he glared at him for referring to my nickname for him,"Sorry, JAKE! You do realize that having sex before marriage is a deadly sin!"

I fidgeted around. The Victoria Secret models were all sluts. They always talked about what they did behind closed doors. I'm not quite certain I approved of him going out with any of them!
 
I looked at her. "Everything is a sin. I can't even get a girlfriend following mom and dad's rules. How will I ever get a wife without a girlfriend? How will I keep a girlfriend without having some practice at sex? The only girls that will marry a virgin are the fat ugly chicks at our church. Come on sis, this is the new millennium not Sodom and Gamora. Help me on this one please."

I sighed and said on the edge of her bed. "It isn't fair. I'm stuck in this house studying because they want me to graduate college. You at least got to get a job. You get to be social. I want to feelwhat being with a girl can be like. At least once." I looked up at her. "Please help me out sis. I'm begging you."
 
I rolled my eyes at his complaints and shook my head, before glancing at him."I'm a virgin, too! Does that make me fat and ugly?" I scoffed glaring at him before sighing at his pathetic look."Fine I'll get you a date but I will not be to blame if you go to Hell..or get an STD!"

I pulled out my cellphone and began flipping through my contacts. Why did he get to have sex and I was stuck being a virgin? A sexy Victoria secret model but still a virgin! "But if you let slip that I'm a model, I will tell all of my friends you have herpes!"
 
I rolled my eyes. "Yeah okay you are the one girl who is pretty. But I can't have sex with you can I?" I snorted. But smiled then as she took out her phone. "Thank you sis. You are the best."

I settled back on the bed and waited for the news. I wondered if it would be a blonde, or brunette, maybe a red head even. I closed my eyes and pictured the potential girlfriends in my mind.
 
"Hi Heidi, I have a question do you want to fuck my brother? No oh okay. " I glanced over at Jake who had his eyes closed and smirked pretending to hang up and pretending to dial another model. Lying was a sin but people in the bible did it sometimes for the right reasons and I was saving jake from getting an STD AND going to hell.

He'd thank me later.

After about five fake phone called I sighed loudly."Sorry Jakey, no one seems to be available. You're stuck with me or the other virgins at church." I quipped.
 
I sat up and glared at her. "You've got to be kidding. You didn't even try. Of course no one is going to go for it if you ask them to fuck me outright like that. Christ you don't even want to help me out. You would rather me be a lonely virgin forever then fine. I hope you enjoy Bible camp because I'm gonna go show mom what you've been doing."

I slid off the bed and made for the door.
 
"Wait!" I screamed chasing after Jake. I was WAY too old for Bible camp. There was no way I was going there! "Jake I was kidding. I didn't even call anyone. Gosh so much for having a sense of humor."

I brushed my fingers through my silky hair and chewed my lip. "There's this party..and it's for models. We can bring one guest, TYPICALLY a date but since you're my favorite brother, you can go with me and I dunno find your own date. Happy?"
 
I thought about that for a moment. A model party dear god. The ladies there would all be stunning. I smiled and looked at her. "Fine but you have to help me out. Talk me up, make me interesting to them and vouchers for me. Say I had a eight inch dick since I was a little kid and could only be bigger now."
 
I lifted my brow and rolled my eyes. "Jakey, that is gross. I'm not talking about your erm...your thing to my friends." I said feeling a slight blush cross my features. "Besides isn't that like impossible to have it be that big..." Did I seriously just ask that? "DONT ANSWER THAT! Anyways the party is tonight but if you tell mom and dad, you'll never go to another celebrity party with me again!"
 
I smiled and nodded, "Alright deal. And yes I am that big sis Mwahaha." I laughed and darted out of the room to go shower and change. I was so excited about just meeting these models that I couldn't control my excitement. I showered twice, making sure I would smell good. Then I put on my best chruch clothes and went to my sister's room.

"Megan I'm ready whenever you are okay?" I called through her door.
 
I stepped out of my bedroom wearing a sweater and a long skirt. I made my way downstairs. Our parents had chosen that moment to come down stairs as well, they both frowned. "Where are you two going?"


I glanced over at Jake and smiled sweetly,"it's youth night, remember?" I didn't give her a chance to think it over then grabbed Jake by the hand pulling him out. We both got in the car and I have him the address. As he started driving I wiggled out of my painfully long skirt revealing my tight black skirt, then pulled off my sweater which revealed a bright red tankini.

"You didn't expect me to go to a Victoria secret party dressed like a nun did you?"
 
I smiled and said, "I thought it might be a costume party and you were going dressed like a dork." I teased and laughed at my own joke. The party itself was at a mansion in the hills. They even had valet parking. We got out and instantly my eyes were swarming over all the hotties around here. This was going to be an amazing night.

In side Megan warned me not to embarrass myself and we went our separate ways for a bit. Not gonna lie, most of the girls shot me down when I talked with them. Except Giselle. This beautiful tiny girl with D's seemed to totally be into me. We stood near the drinks and just talked and talked.

The longer we spoke the more she would touch my arm and laugh at my jokes and I was totally in like flint with her. I just had to figure out a way to get her alone. This was going to be the best night ever!
 
I made my way through the party separating from Jake, some of the guys there had started flirting with me all night. Most of them were male models. About a few hours later and having each guy try to come up with a good reason as to why I should get to know them privately, I stepped inside to grab a drink and paused.

Jake had found a girl, obviously. He was standing there with Giselle making her laugh and everything. I turned to Tyra who had been chatting with Heidi and tapped her shoulder. "How long have they been talking?"

She shrugged,"About an or so."

I bit my lip and turned back, gasping as her hand slid down towards his belly teasing him with gliding her finger over the belt he wore. Before I could stop myself I popped open my soda and walked over to them. "Look at you two getting al-- oops!" I said 'accidentally' waving my soda around the caramel color soda splashed all over her Versace dress. "I am SO sorry. You should go wipe that off. I hear coke stains."
 
Giselle actually squealed at the soda over her very expensive outfit. She darted off leaving me standing there with Megan. "Nice Megan really nice." I scoffed. I pointed in the direction Giselle had darted off and spat, "She was totally into me. Why would you do that? What is your big fucking problem with me? Are you the only one allowed to be happy in the family or what?" I shoved myself away from her and went outside by the pool to get some fresh air. I couldn't figureout what MMegan's fucking problem was. It was like she just wanted to taunt me and keep me from having anything.
 
I sighed as he stormed off, then rolled my eyes,"Try to keep your brother safe and he chastises you for it." I mumbled, knowing that I'd have to go and apologize. He was such a baby! Spotting him by the pool in the window I pursed my lips and walked out from the kitchen exit.

Passing by some of the girls I smiled and said hello until I finally reached him

"I'm sorry Jake...really I am. I just don't think she's the right girl for you."
 
I sighed and glared up at her. "And who is the right girl for me Megan? Please point her out." I spat angry. "She was the only girl that gave me the time of day, let alone flirted with me. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Be alone until someone comes along that YOU approve of?"
 
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