Paendragon
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Me, too.
My Tiny Sexy Asian GF
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- Start date
Me, too.
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Whiskey1965
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Its like Blazing Saddles only the Asian Version in Thread form,too funny.
Wow some of you need a real sense of humor check up your so PC it hurts!
Me Likee thread, me want see more you gf naked make me so horneee!
Wow some of you need a real sense of humor check up your so PC it hurts!
Me Likee thread, me want see more you gf naked make me so horneee!
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Whiskey1965
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Inquiring minds want to know
Long Duck Dong is my hero and he wants to know.
Whats Up Hot Stuff
Long Duck Dong is my hero and he wants to know.
Whats Up Hot Stuff
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Im glad I'm not the only one thinking so..
Miso_horny
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I not posing for pics, I take pics. My gf is poser. What you not get?
Let me help you out here dear.
I'm not the one posing for the pictures, I just take the pictures. My girlfriend is the one posing in these photos, what don't you get?
^ this might sound a bit better.
What I don't get is, why you're posting photos of your girlfriend.. If she wanted them there, I'm pretty sure she is capable of posting them herself.
JustAnotherMarylander
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sexywriterfla
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I was going to say something about giving her my Moo Goo Gai Pan...
Miso_horny
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Miso_horny
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Because she is too short to reach the keyboard and mouse on the desk and right now she's busy walking on my back.
But she told me she wants to post more on her own soon since everyone "ruvs" her pics.
Miso_horny
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She's snapping pics with her camera like crazy as we speak. And people say stereotypes aren't true.
Ahh, and you magically can type a complete sentence.
& if she's at a level where she can't reach the keyboard, you shouldn't have the chance to be typing away on lit. Just sayin'
Miso_horny
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hehe!!! my bf is just making a joke. i let him type as english not my first language so i am embarass to type here myself!! i am 4'11 he like to play joke on me and put keyboard up on shelf high i cant reach
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Miso_horny
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I was going to say something about giving her my Moo Goo Gai Pan...
you are funny la! hahahaha!! bie kai wan xiao! that mean dont joke with me! that is a dish he loves me making!! i am veyr good cook
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Miso_horny
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You used magenta not pink! I'm gonna have to tie you up and spank you with my noodle.
Miso_horny
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My sweet little Asian dumpling on her knees. What else do you guys want to see?
Miso_horny
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yes i real i dont know why you say thatl!! and plz dont talk to my precious bf like that! i love him long time and he know that 
no asian could satisfy me way white guy could. he my ni de ai ren! (precious love)Miso_horny
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And she is my ni ho! The only little pricks she likes to take is when she goes for acupuncture.
The Problem
Is that this guy writes iike a Chinese might speak. English is taught using "L's" and "R's" in normal speech and in the written language. Non-English speakers, especially Asians, have trouble pronouncing these letters but NEVER have trouble with them in writing.
The fact that this guy is misusing L's and R's in his writing is a big red flag that there is some kind of fakery going on here. And now there are contractions and slang that would never appear in a beginner's writing.
Is that this guy writes iike a Chinese might speak. English is taught using "L's" and "R's" in normal speech and in the written language. Non-English speakers, especially Asians, have trouble pronouncing these letters but NEVER have trouble with them in writing.
The fact that this guy is misusing L's and R's in his writing is a big red flag that there is some kind of fakery going on here. And now there are contractions and slang that would never appear in a beginner's writing.
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Miso_horny
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Wow. After all she just did for you.
That's the rast time she will put your name on a verification pic.
Miso_horny
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Very sexy... How about the same shot with less on and showing a bit more?
The more comments she gets the more turned on she will get and the more naughty she will be. Maybe you'll even get to see her tight rittle swit if Hamster doesn't kill her of boredom.
Miso_horny
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One more verification pic before we go to bed. Not only is she sexy and Asian but this proves she's tiny. This is a doll house bed.
