jhe1950
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Name 10 things to do with a rolling pin.
1. Whack a numbskull upside the head.
2. ATtack cockroaches in your kitchen.
3. Smite a door to door salesperson. Or at least threaten...
4. Roll it down a steep hill just for shits and giggles
5. Roll out some pie dough
6. Use it as an emergency dildo
7. Give it to a child in a sand box and tell them it's a new fangled steam roller
1. Whack a numbskull upside the head.
2. ATtack cockroaches in your kitchen.
3. Smite a door to door salesperson. Or at least threaten...
4. Roll it down a steep hill just for shits and giggles
5. Roll out some pie dough
6. Use it as an emergency dildo
7. Give it to a child in a sand box and tell them it's a new fangled steam roller
