Name 10 ........

[koalabear]

Name 10 reasons you've used for not going to work (actually spoken, not simply thought of in an act of after-the-fact rationalizing):
1. We have a serious plumbing problem.
2. My son has chicken pox
3. My son vomited on my last clean uniform as I was heading out the door.
4. Insomnia
5. the carburetor fell off my car. so had I to put it in the trunk and drive back home.
6. I don't want to go and I know they won't fire me.
7. It's not payroll week, so they won't really miss me.
8. my dog had a heart attack.......

 

[yogiforlife]

Name 10 reasons you've used for not going to work (actually spoken, not simply thought of in an act of after-the-fact rationalizing):

1. We have a serious plumbing problem.
2. My son has chicken pox
3. My son vomited on my last clean uniform as I was heading out the door.
4. Insomnia
5. the carburetor fell off my car. so had I to put it in the trunk and drive back home.
6. I don't want to go and I know they won't fire me.
7. It's not payroll week, so they won't really miss me.
8. my dog had a heart attack.......
9. I won't be coming in any more, I quit!

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Name 10 reasons you've used for not going to work (actually spoken, not simply thought of in an act of after-the-fact rationalizing):

1. We have a serious plumbing problem.
2. My son has chicken pox
3. My son vomited on my last clean uniform as I was heading out the door.
4. Insomnia
5. the carburetor fell off my car. so had I to put it in the trunk and drive back home.
6. I don't want to go and I know they won't fire me.
7. It's not payroll week, so they won't really miss me.
8. my dog had a heart attack.......
9. I won't be coming in any more, I quit!
10. I have girl probs today.


Name 10 lil lies you have told a lover.

 

[NattyBumppo]

Name 10 reasons you've used for not going to work (actually spoken, not simply thought of in an act of after-the-fact rationalizing):

1. We have a serious plumbing problem.
2. My son has chicken pox
3. My son vomited on my last clean uniform as I was heading out the door.
4. Insomnia
5. the carburetor fell off my car. so had I to put it in the trunk and drive back home.
6. I don't want to go and I know they won't fire me.
7. It's not payroll week, so they won't really miss me.
8. my dog had a heart attack.......
9. I won't be coming in any more, I quit!
10. I have girl probs today.


Name 10 lil lies you have told a lover.

1. I didn't spend any money on your birthday gifts

 

[fire_breeze]

Name 10 lil lies you have told a lover.

1. I didn't spend any money on your birthday gifts
2. The bill? What bill?

 

[yogiforlife]

Name 10 lil lies you have told a lover.

1. I didn't spend any money on your birthday gifts
2. The bill? What bill?
3. No, of course I didn't eat the last piece of pie.

 

[border_humper]

Name 10 lil lies you have told a lover.

1. I didn't spend any money on your birthday gifts
2. The bill? What bill?
3. No, of course I didn't eat the last piece of pie.
4. Nah, there weren't any other attractive girls at the party.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Name 10 lil lies you have told a lover.

1. I didn't spend any money on your birthday gifts
2. The bill? What bill?
3. No, of course I didn't eat the last piece of pie.
4. Nah, there weren't any other attractive girls at the party.
5. Of course he wasn't chatting me up.

 

[wonderingwhy]

Name 10 lil lies you have told a lover.

1. I didn't spend any money on your birthday gifts
2. The bill? What bill?
3. No, of course I didn't eat the last piece of pie.
4. Nah, there weren't any other attractive girls at the party.
5. Of course he wasn't chatting me up.
6. Me read/write smut? Pssh. You know me better than that.

 

[Morrigu]

Name 10 lil lies you have told a lover.

1. I didn't spend any money on your birthday gifts
2. The bill? What bill?
3. No, of course I didn't eat the last piece of pie.
4. Nah, there weren't any other attractive girls at the party.
5. Of course he wasn't chatting me up.
6. Me read/write smut? Pssh. You know me better than that.
7. I was perfectly well behaved

 

[Black_Dahlia]

Name 10 lil lies you have told a lover.

1. I didn't spend any money on your birthday gifts
2. The bill? What bill?
3. No, of course I didn't eat the last piece of pie.
4. Nah, there weren't any other attractive girls at the party.
5. Of course he wasn't chatting me up.
6. Me read/write smut? Pssh. You know me better than that.
7. I was perfectly well behaved
8. Of course I like your mother.

 

[drouter]

Name 10 lil lies you have told a lover.

1. I didn't spend any money on your birthday gifts
2. The bill? What bill?
3. No, of course I didn't eat the last piece of pie.
4. Nah, there weren't any other attractive girls at the party.
5. Of course he wasn't chatting me up.
6. Me read/write smut? Pssh. You know me better than that.
7. I was perfectly well behaved
8. Of course I like your mother.
9. I did not find her attractive

 

[yogiforlife]

Name 10 lil lies you have told a lover.

1. I didn't spend any money on your birthday gifts
2. The bill? What bill?
3. No, of course I didn't eat the last piece of pie.
4. Nah, there weren't any other attractive girls at the party.
5. Of course he wasn't chatting me up.
6. Me read/write smut? Pssh. You know me better than that.
7. I was perfectly well behaved
8. Of course I like your mother.
9. I did not find her attractive
10. No, your sister is nowhere near as hot as you are

10 Ways To Induce Sleep Due To Insomnia

 

[GoodOmen]

10 Ways To Induce Sleep Due To Insomnia

1. Count goats.

 

[neci]

10 Ways To Induce Sleep Due To Insomnia

1. Count goats
2. hot herbal tea

 

[koalabear]

10 Ways To Induce Sleep Due To Insomnia

1. Count goats
2. hot herbal tea
3. a good long rough fuck.

 

[Morrigu]

10 Ways To Induce Sleep Due To Insomnia

1. Count goats
2. hot herbal tea
3. a good long rough fuck.
4. Sleepy mallet

 

[Pinktacokitty]

10 Ways To Induce Sleep Due To Insomnia

1. Count goats
2. hot herbal tea
3. a good long rough fuck.
4. Sleepy mallet
5. Lot o Patron'

 

[border_humper]

10 Ways To Induce Sleep Due To Insomnia

1. Count goats
2. hot herbal tea
3. a good long rough fuck.
4. Sleepy mallet
5. Lot o Patron'
6. Eat a big bowl of ice cream and then sit in front of a fire.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

10 Ways To Induce Sleep Due To Insomnia

1. Count goats
2. hot herbal tea
3. a good long rough fuck.
4. Sleepy mallet
5. Lot o Patron'
6. Eat a big bowl of ice cream and then sit in front of a fire.
7. Make sure you have a clear conscience

 

[Stillstiff]

10 Ways To Induce Sleep Due To Insomnia

1. Count goats
2. hot herbal tea
3. a good long rough fuck.
4. Sleepy mallet
5. Lot o Patron'
6. Eat a big bowl of ice cream and then sit in front of a fire.
7. Make sure you have a clear conscience

8. watch CSPAN

 

[de-valmont]

1. Count goats
2. hot herbal tea
3. a good long rough fuck.
4. Sleepy mallet
5. Lot o Patron'
6. Eat a big bowl of ice cream and then sit in front of a fire.
7. Make sure you have a clear conscience
8. watch CSPAN
9. Meditate

 

[call_me_Melody]

1. Count goats
2. hot herbal tea
3. a good long rough fuck.
4. Sleepy mallet
5. Lot o Patron'
6. Eat a big bowl of ice cream and then sit in front of a fire.
7. Make sure you have a clear conscience
8. watch CSPAN
9. Meditate

10. Ambien

10 things you look forward to the weekend for:

 

[Morrigu]

10 things you look forward to the weekend for:

The tennis coach

 

[Pinktacokitty]

10 things you look forward to the weekend for:

The tennis coach
Sexi shopping....or just sex.....