Name 10 ........

[Marguerite01]

Recite the 10 punch lines of the last joke you told, or the funniest joke you know.

1. Dad said he would give him a blowjob if it means he takes his damn hand off the intercom
2. because one more bean would make it too farty.
3. It says right here on the box, "you can play tennis, you can go swimming, you can go horseback riding..."
4. Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
5. Aw Sheila, not only are you a good root- but you're a good sport.

 

[85Ironman]

Recite the 10 punch lines of the last joke you told, or the funniest joke you know.

1. Dad said he would give him a blowjob if it means he takes his damn hand off the intercom
2. because one more bean would make it too farty.
3. It says right here on the box, "you can play tennis, you can go swimming, you can go horseback riding..."
4. Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
5. Aw Sheila, not only are you a good root- but you're a good sport.
6. Nope. I'm a frayed knot.

 

[NorthernPA4U]

Recite the 10 punch lines of the last joke you told, or the funniest joke you know.

1. Dad said he would give him a blowjob if it means he takes his damn hand off the intercom
2. because one more bean would make it too farty.
3. It says right here on the box, "you can play tennis, you can go swimming, you can go horseback riding..."
4. Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
5. Aw Sheila, not only are you a good root- but you're a good sport.
6. Nope. I'm a frayed knot.
7. He stepped into the street ... and was hit by a bus.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Recite the 10 punch lines of the last joke you told, or the funniest joke you know.

1. Dad said he would give him a blowjob if it means he takes his damn hand off the intercom
2. because one more bean would make it too farty.
3. It says right here on the box, "you can play tennis, you can go swimming, you can go horseback riding..."
4. Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
5. Aw Sheila, not only are you a good root- but you're a good sport.
6. Nope. I'm a frayed knot.
7. He stepped into the street ... and was hit by a bus.
8. It tastes kind of like California Condor.

 

[Chaingun]

Recite the 10 punch lines of the last joke you told, or the funniest joke you know.

1. Dad said he would give him a blowjob if it means he takes his damn hand off the intercom
2. because one more bean would make it too farty.
3. It says right here on the box, "you can play tennis, you can go swimming, you can go horseback riding..."
4. Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
5. Aw Sheila, not only are you a good root- but you're a good sport.
6. Nope. I'm a frayed knot.
7. He stepped into the street ... and was hit by a bus.
8. It tastes kind of like California Condor.

9. "Rectum? It nearly killed 'im!"

 

[fsa52]

Recite the 10 punch lines of the last joke you told, or the funniest joke you know.

1. Dad said he would give him a blowjob if it means he takes his damn hand off the intercom
2. because one more bean would make it too farty.
3. It says right here on the box, "you can play tennis, you can go swimming, you can go horseback riding..."
4. Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
5. Aw Sheila, not only are you a good root- but you're a good sport.
6. Nope. I'm a frayed knot.
7. He stepped into the street ... and was hit by a bus.
8. It tastes kind of like California Condor.
9. "Rectum? It nearly killed 'im!"
10. Wake up Dave, he's never seen a big wreck!

 

[Azuldrgon]

Recite the 10 punch lines of the last joke you told, or the funniest joke you know.

1. Dad said he would give him a blowjob if it means he takes his damn hand off the intercom
2. because one more bean would make it too farty.
3. It says right here on the box, "you can play tennis, you can go swimming, you can go horseback riding..."
4. Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
5. Aw Sheila, not only are you a good root- but you're a good sport.
6. Nope. I'm a frayed knot.
7. He stepped into the street ... and was hit by a bus.
8. It tastes kind of like California Condor.
9. "Rectum? It nearly killed 'im!"
10. Wake up Dave, he's never seen a big wreck!

Okay...new topic:

Name ten horrible ideas for Halloween Costumes

 

[NorthernPA4U]

Okay...new topic:

Name ten horrible ideas for Halloween Costumes

1. Billy Gardell (or me) going out as Michael Phelps ... speedo and skull cap

 

[msteel4u]

1. Billy Gardell (or me) going out as Michael Phelps ... speedo and skull cap
2. Dressed as Casey Anthony look alike...

 

[NorthernPA4U]

1. Billy Gardell (or me) going out as Michael Phelps ... speedo and skull cap
2. Dressed as Casey Anthony look alike...
3. Going out as a Penn State athletic administrator

 

[respeito]

1. Billy Gardell (or me) going out as Michael Phelps ... speedo and skull cap
2. Dressed as Casey Anthony look alike...
3. Going out as a Penn State athletic administrator

4. lady gaga meat dress

 

[AbsintheFather]

Thread Reboot . . . . .

Name 10 sexy Christmas gifts you would like to give or receive this year.

1. Give a Sexy Nightgown - it's an annual tradition

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Name 10 sexy Christmas gifts you would like to give or receive this year.

1. Give a Sexy Nightgown - it's an annual tradition
2. Baileys blow job wearing nothing but a red bow....yep...it's the gift that keeps on coming...I mean giving...and I know just the guy to give it to

 

[Kat73]

Name 10 sexy Christmas gifts you would like to give or receive this year.

1. Give a Sexy Nightgown - it's an annual tradition
2. Baileys blow job wearing nothing but a red bow....yep...it's the gift that keeps on coming...I mean giving...and I know just the guy to give it to
3. A night of passion.

 

[ravi64]

Name 10 sexy Christmas gifts you would like to give or receive this year.

1. Give a Sexy Nightgown - it's an annual tradition
2. Baileys blow job wearing nothing but a red bow....yep...it's the gift that keeps on coming...I mean giving...and I know just the guy to give it to
3. A night of passion.

great

Name 10 guys /gals on lit you will wish on their birthday

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Name 10 sexy Christmas gifts you would like to give or receive this year.

1. Give a Sexy Nightgown - it's an annual tradition
2. Baileys blow job wearing nothing but a red bow....yep...it's the gift that keeps on coming...I mean giving...and I know just the guy to give it to
3. A night of passion.

great

Name 10 guys /gals on lit you will wish on their birthday

Ummm well moving on with the theme of the thread

4. A hot tub to warm me up

 

[ravi64]

Ummm well moving on with the theme of the thread

4. A hot tub to warm me up

5. A nice massage by a soft set of hands .


6. A return massage

 

[GracefullyYours]

1. Give a Sexy Nightgown - it's an annual tradition
2. Baileys blow job wearing nothing but a red bow....yep...it's the gift that keeps on coming...I mean giving...and I know just the guy to give it to
3. A night of passion.
4. A hot tub to warm me up
5. A nice massage by a soft set of hands
6. Edible underwear

 

[poisonplum]

1. Give a Sexy Nightgown - it's an annual tradition
2. Baileys blow job wearing nothing but a red bow....yep...it's the gift that keeps on coming...I mean giving...and I know just the guy to give it to
3. A night of passion.
4. A hot tub to warm me up
5. A nice massage by a soft set of hands
6. Edible underwear

7. A passionate kiss that leaves someone wanting more

 

[cowslinger64]

1. Give a Sexy Nightgown - it's an annual tradition
2. Baileys blow job wearing nothing but a red bow....yep...it's the gift that keeps on coming...I mean giving...and I know just the guy to give it to
3. A night of passion.
4. A hot tub to warm me up
5. A nice massage by a soft set of hands
6. Edible underwear

7. A passionate kiss that leaves someone wanting more
8. A hot long weekend in a mountain cabin...fireplace, hot tub and

 

[GracefullyYours]

Originally Posted by GracefullyYours
1. Give a Sexy Nightgown - it's an annual tradition
2. Baileys blow job wearing nothing but a red bow....yep...it's the gift that keeps on coming...I mean giving...and I know just the guy to give it to
3. A night of passion.
4. A hot tub to warm me up
5. A nice massage by a soft set of hands
6. Edible underwear

7. A passionate kiss that leaves someone wanting more
8. A hot long weekend in a mountain cabin...fireplace, hot tub and

9. An at-work visit naked under a trench coat

 

[Chaingun]

Originally Posted by GracefullyYours
1. Give a Sexy Nightgown - it's an annual tradition
2. Baileys blow job wearing nothing but a red bow....yep...it's the gift that keeps on coming...I mean giving...and I know just the guy to give it to
3. A night of passion.
4. A hot tub to warm me up
5. A nice massage by a soft set of hands
6. Edible underwear
7. A passionate kiss that leaves someone wanting more
8. A hot long weekend in a mountain cabin...fireplace, hot tub and
9. An at-work visit naked under a trench coat

10. A webcam session of something I've never seen before.


Name ten things ways you plan on celebrating the New Year with the one you love/like/lust for.

 

[MsTexas]

10. A webcam session of something I've never seen before.


Name ten things ways you plan on celebrating the New Year with the one you love/like/lust for.

Let's have a new one, yes?

Name 10 items you can't live without ...

 

[Chaingun]

Let's have a new one, yes?

Name 10 items you can't live without ...

1. Companionship

 

[sunshinegirl05]

TEN ITEMS you can't live without

1. Companionship
2. Books