Name 5

[BadBoyA]

whipped cream
warm chocolate
jelly
caramel
strawberries










5 of your most sensitive body parts

 

[SexSweetheart]

whipped cream
warm chocolate
jelly
caramel
strawberries


5 of your most sensitive body parts

breasts
pussy
lips
hair
waist

5 parts you like to touch

 

[sassys1boy]

5 parts you like to touch [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

Sase's ass
Her breasts
Her pussy
Her shoulders
Her hair when it's not full of glue

5 places you like to be touched.

 

[SexSweetheart]

Sase's ass
Her breasts
Her pussy
Her shoulders
Her hair when it's not full of glue

5 places you like to be touched.

breasts
tummy
pussy
legs
head

5 places you like to be touched

 

[sassys1boy]

5 places you like to be touched

My neck
my back
my ass
my cock
my nipples

Name 5 most romantic places you've been

 

[asian_princess]

My neck
my back
my ass
my cock
my nipples

Name 5 most romantic places you've been

the one place that makes the world a veritable romantic playground... In Love.

ok.
ick

that reached levels of mushiness that surpassed even MY tolerance levels... trying again.


the botanical gardens at 3am after climbing over the fence..and having to stay there for hours after..to wait for the swelling in my ankle to go down.
in the wings of the stage of the Adelaide Festival Theatre watching La Boheme.

Subway at closing time, waiting the ex to get off work, and getting the bggest sub you've ever seen being made for me..with all the day's leftovers.

in the trailer part of the ute, looking at the stars pretending to know the different constellations.

...anywhere, i can close my eyes and feel His lips on my skin and His voice consume me.



5 sentences finishing with..."...but it wasn't MY fault!"

 

[southerntierguy]

the one place that makes the world a veritable romantic playground... In Love.

ok.
ick

that reached levels of mushiness that surpassed even MY tolerance levels... trying again.


the botanical gardens at 3am after climbing over the fence..and having to stay there for hours after..to wait for the swelling in my ankle to go down.
in the wings of the stage of the Adelaide Festival Theatre watching La Boheme.

Subway at closing time, waiting the ex to get off work, and getting the bggest sub you've ever seen being made for me..with all the day's leftovers.

in the trailer part of the ute, looking at the stars pretending to know the different constellations.

...anywhere, i can close my eyes and feel His lips on my skin and His voice consume me.



5 sentences finishing with..."...but it wasn't MY fault!"

The dog didn't get walked ...
I didn't stop to get some milk ...
Yes, officer, I know I didn't stop at the sign ...
I know I didn't call that customer back on time ...
I know I finished before you ... (it has been 7 years!)

Name 5 people you are quite jealous of

 

[asian_princess]

The dog didn't get walked ...
I didn't stop to get some milk ...
Yes, officer, I know I didn't stop at the sign ...
I know I didn't call that customer back on time ...
I know I finished before you ... (it has been 7 years!)

Name 5 people you are quite jealous of

Tiery - For having a too big brain.
My ex - Because he doesn't have to live with me anymore
The guy/girl who is one car in front of me in a traffic jam...i mean, my life would be so much better if i was just one car length closer to home, ya know?
The guy sitting next to me because his coffee cup is full and mine...is not
Anyone who bought condoms today... damn "fuckers"


5 people whom you wish you could be for 1 hour...and what you would do.

 

[southerntierguy]

Tiery - For having a too big brain.
My ex - Because he doesn't have to live with me anymore
The guy/girl who is one car in front of me in a traffic jam...i mean, my life would be so much better if i was just one car length closer to home, ya know?
The guy sitting next to me because his coffee cup is full and mine...is not
Anyone who bought condoms today... damn "fuckers"

They could be damn "fuckees"

5 people whom you wish you could be for 1 hour...and what you would do.

The judge at my divorce proceedings, whenever that comes up ... what wouldn't I do ...
My collie ... just what he does, sleep on my bed all day (with legs up in the air spread wide much of the time)
George Steinbrenner ... sell off the Yankees and create a new curse
Osama Bin Laden ... come out from hiding
Asian Princess ... whatever in the world she is doing (I can't figure it out, but she's always doing the same thing, so it must be fun)

Name 5 ways you could have used a tomato today, other than for food

 

[asian_princess]

They could be damn "fuckees"




The judge at my divorce proceedings, whenever that comes up ... what wouldn't I do ...
My collie ... just what he does, sleep on my bed all day (with legs up in the air spread wide much of the time)
George Steinbrenner ... sell off the Yankees and create a new curse
Osama Bin Laden ... come out from hiding
Asian Princess ... whatever in the world she is doing (I can't figure it out, but she's always doing the same thing, so it must be fun)

Name 5 ways you could have used a tomato today, other than for food

damn the damn FUCKEES, too!!!! A pox on their exposed genitalia!

and lol... hey, ditto, i haven't a clue what i'm doing either but well, it wouldn't be worth doing if it weren't fun...but the question is..does that mean I would be YOU for an hour.. cos that could get interesting and you could come back to a topsy turvy life

--

ah yes *holds the tomato a la Hamlet and the skull of Yorick* " Alas, humble tomato...the fate that ye shalt have at my hands"

... thrown at the guy who was dragging his feet 2 metres in front of me as i was tring to get home in a hurry...to um, well, look, commonly daytime television has important commentary about our social structure!... in the hope that the tomato would projectile his slow ass forward...

... mushied it up and put it into the letterbox and asked my mum to get the mail ...*giggles* she started it!!

... given it to a certain...someone, and asked them to reenact a rather ...um, experimental time in their masturbating lives.

... played spin the tomato...and whoever the stem points to... um, well, making out with the tomato sounds kinda extreme, how bout..makes dinner?

... put it back into the vegetable drawer with all his tomato friends... who knew what we were interrupting as they lay there in the darkness of the fridge..but (get ready for the groan)...guess we'll hear about it on the tomato vine.


5 events that would've been prevented had someone just put up the "back in 5 minutes" sign.

 

[southerntierguy]

damn the damn FUCKEES, too!!!! A pox on their exposed genitalia!

and lol... hey, ditto, i haven't a clue what i'm doing either but well, it wouldn't be worth doing if it weren't fun...but the question is..does that mean I would be YOU for an hour.. cos that could get interesting and you could come back to a topsy turvy life

--

ah yes *holds the tomato a la Hamlet and the skull of Yorick* " Alas, humble tomato...the fate that ye shalt have at my hands"

... thrown at the guy who was dragging his feet 2 metres in front of me as i was tring to get home in a hurry...to um, well, look, commonly daytime television has important commentary about our social structure!... in the hope that the tomato would projectile his slow ass forward...

... mushied it up and put it into the letterbox and asked my mum to get the mail ...*giggles* she started it!!

... given it to a certain...someone, and asked them to reenact a rather ...um, experimental time in their masturbating lives.

... played spin the tomato...and whoever the stem points to... um, well, making out with the tomato sounds kinda extreme, how bout..makes dinner?

... put it back into the vegetable drawer with all his tomato friends... who knew what we were interrupting as they lay there in the darkness of the fridge..but (get ready for the groan)...guess we'll hear about it on the tomato vine.


5 events that would've been prevented had someone just put up the "back in 5 minutes" sign.

1. My cat's "event" in the kitchen this morning (assuming she can read)
2. My grumbling queue-buddy's outburst at the airport at 3:30 am in mid-August
3. Cancellation of the last team meeting at work (OK, so I'm glad the sign wasn't up)
4. Daughter coming home without home work from first day of school
5. The incident with the broom, the sloth, and the bucket of melted candle wax

Name 5 ways in which AAA batteries have changed your life

 

[papillon24]

1. My cat's "event" in the kitchen this morning (assuming she can read)
2. My grumbling queue-buddy's outburst at the airport at 3:30 am in mid-August
3. Cancellation of the last team meeting at work (OK, so I'm glad the sign wasn't up)
4. Daughter coming home without home work from first day of school
5. The incident with the broom, the sloth, and the bucket of melted candle wax

Name 5 ways in which AAA batteries have changed your life

1.)my mp3 player is my best friend.
2.)I could not livewithout my miniflash light
3.)they power my camera
4.)The dead ones arefun to thow at people at the job site
5.)my mini vibruns on them

5 ways you like to wake up in the morning

 

[SexSweetheart]

1.)my mp3 player is my best friend.
2.)I could not livewithout my miniflash light
3.)they power my camera
4.)The dead ones arefun to thow at people at the job site
5.)my mini vibruns on them

5 ways you like to wake up in the morning

cuddling
hugging
being kissed
with no headache or dizziness
having the day off

5 ways to insure good dreams

 

[Kinky-Princess]

cuddling
hugging
being kissed
with no headache or dizziness
having the day off

5 ways to insure good dreams

Drinking alcohol before bed.
Falling asleep in his arms after sex.
Masturbaiting before bed.
Taking a sleeping pill.
Listening to music.

5 favorite songs right now

 

[Zmey]

Drinking alcohol before bed.
Falling asleep in his arms after sex.
Masturbaiting before bed.
Taking a sleeping pill.
Listening to music.

5 favorite songs right now

Motorcycle - As The Rush Comes
System F - Cry
Above & Beyond feat. Zoe Johnston - No One On Earth [Gabriel & Dresden Mix]
Marilyn Manson - this is the new hit (sergio galouan mix)
Scandy - Down

5 ways to relieve stress

 

[southerntierguy]

Motorcycle - As The Rush Comes
System F - Cry
Above & Beyond feat. Zoe Johnston - No One On Earth [Gabriel & Dresden Mix]
Marilyn Manson - this is the new hit (sergio galouan mix)
Scandy - Down

5 ways to relieve stress

Quit your job, or
Shoot your boss
Move to Nunavut, where there's none of it
visit Beer'N'Brawl, in Spittle County
hmmm, is there another way?

Name the main topics of last 5 phone calls you received

 

[SexSweetheart]

Quit your job, or
Shoot your boss
Move to Nunavut, where there's none of it
visit Beer'N'Brawl, in Spittle County
hmmm, is there another way?

Name the main topics of last 5 phone calls you received

health
family
job
sex
food

5 things you like to say to your boss

 

[mrtnmoon]

5 things you'd like to say to your boss

1. fuck you
2. fuck you
3. fuck you
4. fuck you
5. eat shit and die

name 5 people you had posters of when you were younger

 

[SexSweetheart]

1. fuck you
2. fuck you
3. fuck you
4. fuck you
5. eat shit and die

name 5 people you had posters of when you were younger

donny osmand
mark lindsay
paul revere and the raiders
elvis
michael jackson

5 things to say when you get a rise

 

[Zmey]

donny osmand
mark lindsay
paul revere and the raiders
elvis
michael jackson

5 things to say when you get a rise

"It's hard"
"Oh yeah"
"You're hot"
"it's not a gun"
"sorry, didn't mean to poke you"

5 things you say when you get promoted

 

[SexSweetheart]

"It's hard"
"Oh yeah"
"You're hot"
"it's not a gun"
"sorry, didn't mean to poke you"

5 things you say when you get promoted

It's about time
More money in the paycheck
drinks are on me
where's my office
when do I get my assistant

5 things you say to your spouse to not have sex

 

[Zmey]

eek!
I'm sore
It's bleeding
Doctor told me no more then 12 hours of sex a night
blah, blaih bleah bleeh. = incapable of performing oral sex
Show me how to dial 0 on pink telephone.

5 ways to piss off your neighbor

 

[SexSweetheart]

eek!
I'm sore
It's bleeding
Doctor told me no more then 12 hours of sex a night
blah, blaih bleah bleeh. = incapable of performing oral sex
Show me how to dial 0 on pink telephone.

5 ways to piss off your neighbor

have a dog
tell them to more their car
have your father pass away
throw snow in the middle of the street
drive throw a snow pile infront of your car

5 things you like about eating out

 

[Zmey]

well I'm not falling for that one again ... we talking about food right? The kind to put in your mouth, chew and digest?

Food
Conversation
Service (most of the time)
Not washing the dishes
Watching others making ass of them selfs

5 words/sentences to teach your parrot

 

[SexSweetheart]

well I'm not falling for that one again ... we talking about food right? The kind to put in your mouth, chew and digest?

Food
Conversation
Service (most of the time)
Not washing the dishes
Watching others making ass of them selfs

5 words/sentences to teach your parrot

Yes I was speak of dinner out

Hello
Morning
Night
Sweet Dreams
Want a cracker

5 things you like about being silly