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why remake - not necessaryLady Reiha said:
would not be the same
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nowgirl said:
In no particular order
1. Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay - Otis Redding
2. Dust in the Wind -Kansas
3. Drift Away - Dobie Gray
4. My Favorite Game -Cardigans
5. Friends in Low Places -Garth Brooks
Your five favorite ways to tell someone thank you
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1. an old-fashioned hand-written thank you note
2. depending on who it is: friend = hug - really good friend = kiss
.....really really really good friend = bj
3. how about, "hey, thanks"
4. an unexpected favor back... home-made cookies, take them out for coffee
5. letting them know how much i appreciated their kindness
5 things you do to get yourself motivated for something you don't want to do
asian_princess
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Spins said:
1.smack them across the head and yell, "why the fuck did you do that? I never asked you to" .. while secretly being very appreciative.
2.a variety of X rated activity most including one or the other on their knees...and a safe word...and possibly some bunny ears.
3. shower them...with the particular brand of choclate...they hate. cos then they'll make you take it home with you...it's the thought that counts.
4. hugs and kisses followed again by - a variety of X rated activity most including one or the other on their knees...and a safe word...and possibly some bunny ears.
5. tell them simply...thank you. My sincerity will confuse and annoy the fuck out of them for years...which is thanks enough.
5 reasons not to have a man as a pet.
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nowgirl said:
1. I make a list of what needs to be done. Somehow putting it in writing makes it more rel.
2. I give myself a deadline to have it done by.
3. I make myself think about what I am doing a certain task for.
4. I tell myself to do it. Just do it. For fucks say do it!
5. I think about the ice cream I can have afterwards <nods>
Five things you want right now
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sorry guys..i'm slooooooooooooo just ignore me...lolSpins said:
...him
...him
...him
...him
...and him to do my laundry lol
5 things you'll never buy at the supermarket
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asian_princess said:
personal items (too expensive)
calamari rings (ick)
that bistro rice stuff
condoms
birthday cake
5 of the weirdest porns you ever watched.
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Lady Reiha said:
*runs screaming from the thread*
Appy doesn't watch porn!
between midday and 1pm!!
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Appy is posting this on behalf of...another lit member...who is a BOY!Lady Reiha said:
Erotic movies,
ones with naked girls in them,
ones with more naked girls in them,
ones with naked girls in them doing stuff!
wonder what NORMAL porn is..
dum de dum de dum...gotta wait for someone to post anuver question now..
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asian_princess said:Appy is posting this on behalf of...another lit member...who is a BOY!
Erotic movies,
ones with naked girls in them,
ones with more naked girls in them,
ones with naked girls in them doing stuff!
wonder what NORMAL porn is..
dum de dum de dum...gotta wait for someone to post anuver question now..
Suuuuuuuuure! That's what they all say!
Maybe Appy should think about 5 things she uses small, pointy rocks for?
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APplebear wouldn't know she's a girlllllllllllll! *plonk*Cadoras said:Suuuuuuuuure! That's what they all say!
Maybe Appy should think about 5 things she uses small, pointy rocks for?
... save a bundle on dentures and use them as replacement adult teeth.
... make a mini stonehenge and play, Honey I Shrunk Great Britain.
... carry them in my pocket when i go to restaurants and during the entree course, call the waiter over and say, "I think there's a fossilised fly in my soup"
... play public transport vigilante and pelt them at BO offenders who insist on reaching for the highbars on the train thereby rewarding everyone else on the train with the wafty delights of sweaty armpit...
... put one in your shoe when you come out of the cinema and you've had to park the car really far away...shake your foot around and say, "Honey can you get the car, I've gotta get this shrunken stonehenge pebble out of my shoe."
tat hurt my bwain, thank you caddlebear
five things you think would be funny to put into the dryer...with somebody else's clothes.
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asian_princess said:APplebear wouldn't know she's a girlllllllllllll! *plonk*
... save a bundle on dentures and use them as replacement adult teeth.
... make a mini stonehenge and play, Honey I Shrunk Great Britain.
... carry them in my pocket when i go to restaurants and during the entree course, call the waiter over and say, "I think there's a fossilised fly in my soup"
... play public transport vigilante and pelt them at BO offenders who insist on reaching for the highbars on the train thereby rewarding everyone else on the train with the wafty delights of sweaty armpit...
... put one in your shoe when you come out of the cinema and you've had to park the car really far away...shake your foot around and say, "Honey can you get the car, I've gotta get this shrunken stonehenge pebble out of my shoe."
tat hurt my bwain, thank you caddlebear
five things you think would be funny to put into the dryer...with somebody else's clothes.
Hehehehehehe! Very funny APplebear!
And yay and stuffs! A clown, yep a full sized clown, just shove them in the dryer with the clothes, I'll bet you could fit at least 6 clowns in there, get them all to wear some extra clothing and you'd get way more done! Those clowns can fit anywhere!
Cheese! It would be so fun to put a huge block of cheese in there and watch the person's face when they get out their melty cheese covered clothes! Just don't tell them it was me...... Maybe we can convince them they left it in their pocket?
A rhinestone g-string.... Let them try explaining how that got there! Muhahahaha! Or um, maybe not.... They might like it too much.... Hmmmm....
The ingredients for a cake, wrapped in one of their pieces of clothing..... Preferably pants
(So we can expand our cooking skills of course! Dryer baking is an underused art!)A dead parrot.... (Not a real one of course! But it makes for lots of monty python like fun.... Either that or they never talk to you again... But it's still funny! Yayness! You can even make up stories about how you're looking for your pet parrot beforehand.... Hours of fun!)
5 fun things to do while no one's watching and then pretend you weren't doing them (Perverts!)
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Cadoras said:Hehehehehehe! Very funny APplebear!
A clown, yep a full sized clown, just shove them in the dryer with the clothes, I'll bet you could fit at least 6 clowns in there, get them all to wear some extra clothing and you'd get way more done! Those clowns can fit anywhere!
Cheese! It would be so fun to put a huge block of cheese in there and watch the person's face when they get out their melty cheese covered clothes! Just don't tell them it was me...... Maybe we can convince them they left it in their pocket?
A rhinestone g-string.... Let them try explaining how that got there! Muhahahaha! Or um, maybe not.... They might like it too much.... Hmmmm....
The ingredients for a cake, wrapped in one of their pieces of clothing..... Preferably pants
A dead parrot.... (Not a real one of course! But it makes for lots of monty python like fun.... Either that or they never talk to you again... But it's still funny! Yayness! You can even make up stories about how you're looking for your pet parrot beforehand.... Hours of fun!)
5 fun things to do while no one's watching and then pretend you weren't doing them (Perverts!)
Caddlebear is a Cordon Bleu chef in the making!
OMG APplebear thoughtles of a good thing to cook...but not tewwing!
APplebear obviously was not designed for Caddlebear's question because she is not a pervert..but she will try to think like one...*channels Caddlebear*
1. change her name to "nobody" and pushing a tree down in the forest to hear if it made a sound if nobody was there to hear it...
2. separate all the black jelly beans from the jar and make them face the wall as punishment, to think about why they taste so yucky.
3. go to your ex boyfriends house and change all his porn dvds to teletubby dvds...and vice versa... wait, i wasn't supposed to tell anyone he has teletubby dvds right??
4. Go to Caddlebear's house and put cheese in his roomate's laundry...remember to leave the wrapper in Caddlebear's room...and the cow it came from teehee
5. Play on lit...using a friends picture and post in all the cross dressing threads remembering to put their address and phone number in the sigline!
5 ways to change the world by sitting on the couch...
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asian_princess said:Caddlebear is a Cordon Bleu chef in the making!
OMG APplebear thoughtles of a good thing to cook...but not tewwing!
APplebear obviously was not designed for Caddlebear's question because she is not a pervert..but she will try to think like one...*channels Caddlebear*
1. change her name to "nobody" and pushing a tree down in the forest to hear if it made a sound if nobody was there to hear it...
2. separate all the black jelly beans from the jar and make them face the wall as punishment, to think about why they taste so yucky.
3. go to your ex boyfriends house and change all his porn dvds to teletubby dvds...and vice versa... wait, i wasn't supposed to tell anyone he has teletubby dvds right??
4. Go to Caddlebear's house and put cheese in his roomate's laundry...remember to leave the wrapper in Caddlebear's room...and the cow it came from teehee
5. Play on lit...using a friends picture and post in all the cross dressing threads remembering to put their address and phone number in the sigline!
5 ways to change the world by sitting on the couch...
Oh yay! An easy name 5
But I shall try! And yay for APplebear's answersness
You can change the world by pushing the little button marked "Change the world" It's not guaranteed to work... Especially if you didn't make it very well, but there's a chance!
Boycott stuff! You'll be amazed how much of a difference you can make by just sitting there and not buying stuff.... Businesses will go bankrupt and the world will be completely changed!
Try sitting on the couch in different positions..... Once word gets out about your amazing couch sitting styles..... A new wave of um, couch sitting will sweep the world...... It will trigger huge change in the way couches are sat upon!
Sit on the couch, while yelling at your television.... It may not seem very useful.... But I have seen people do this before, they seem to believe they can affect stuff that's already happened, so televisions must be magical portals of um, world changiness.....
Stop eating, stop drinking, just sit on the couch.... Do nothing else..... You should eventually reach a level of dehydration, hunger and just general insanity that will allow you to believe that the world really is changed and this is actually a fifth answer.....
5 things you would be too embarassed to actually kill someone with... (Just incase you got caught and it came up as evidence)
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Cadoras said:Oh yay! An easy name 5
But I shall try! And yay for APplebear's answersness
You can change the world by pushing the little button marked "Change the world" It's not guaranteed to work... Especially if you didn't make it very well, but there's a chance!
Boycott stuff! You'll be amazed how much of a difference you can make by just sitting there and not buying stuff.... Businesses will go bankrupt and the world will be completely changed!
Try sitting on the couch in different positions..... Once word gets out about your amazing couch sitting styles..... A new wave of um, couch sitting will sweep the world...... It will trigger huge change in the way couches are sat upon!
Sit on the couch, while yelling at your television.... It may not seem very useful.... But I have seen people do this before, they seem to believe they can affect stuff that's already happened, so televisions must be magical portals of um, world changiness.....
Stop eating, stop drinking, just sit on the couch.... Do nothing else..... You should eventually reach a level of dehydration, hunger and just general insanity that will allow you to believe that the world really is changed and this is actually a fifth answer.....
5 things you would be too embarassed to actually kill someone with... (Just incase you got caught and it came up as evidence)
a puffer fish
my shoe
my Sephiroth's toy sword >: D
A teddy bear with poision drenched all over it ^^
Litter box Poo and pee (that stuff it lethal!)
5 of the worst songs out there.
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Lady Reiha said:
Anything by the Bee- Gee's,
anything my Milli Vanilli,
anything by Wierd Al,
any of Emniem.
Any of the old country songs.
5 things in your living space you would be embarrased if someone saw or "found"
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bloody bandagesHalifaxHottie66 said:
bloody sheets
the messiness of room
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SexSweetheart said:
1.House
2.Late Late Show(Craig Ferguson)
3.Gordon Ramsey's F word
4.Good Eats
5.Family Guy
name 5 things that can make you cranky
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alisonwunderlnd said:
1. slow internet connection
2. snow
3. bad drivers
4. mornings
5. lack of sleep
Name 5 things you would rather be doing right now
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making love with my man
looking for something worthwhile doing
shopping
watching movie
talking with him
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Name 5 embarrasing moments of your life
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virgin_not said:
As a teen going through a purse check point when the attendent went through my purse out came my sanitary napkins. And I do mean out.
My mother packing my lunch one day but only giving me a bottle of salad dressing.
Cheerleading in highschool without my bloomers on because I forgot them. My base didn't seem to mind much.
During a dance recital this much larger girl pushing me out on stage Early...before the song even started. The audience even laughed.
I was modeling this dress I made when the shoulder velcro straps came undone. And I wasn't wearing a bra. I ended up in hugging position which most people interrupted as I was praying...snorts
Name 5 plants you have killed over the years.
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virgin_not said:
At 15, going ice skating - having never been on skates - all because I was crushing on a rink guard. There I was, clinging to the sides of the rink and when I had no choice but to let go... splat! (I have since mastered the skill!)
My first job, as a nurse's aid, midnight shift. I was running late, grabbed the clothes out of the dryer, put them on, only to discover later that I had an extra pair of underwear wedged between my hose and slacks. They made a rather comical appearance while on rounds.
Running not walking - literally - into a support beam of a parking ramp. (I was in a hurry and once I exited the car, without looking up, in full sprint... you get the picture.) I still can't believe that I did not break my nose.
Singing out of turn in church is always one that has my kids crawling underneath the pew.
Most recently I wore two different shoes to work. One of them belonging to my son!
Eight hours went by before I even realized it! Name five of your greatest accomplishments.
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losing 100 poundsMsMuffet said:
graduating college
having the same job for 15 years
becoming an Aunt
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