Name 5

[nowgirl]

name 5 of the most silliest oopsies you've done during sex

1. got my head stuck in between the back of the couch and the seat...
2. my nose piercing got caught in his hair..... umm... you know where
3. scraped his leg with my toenails...eep!
4. his dog came in right at the end of a really good fuck and he (dog) started licking my leg & i didn't notice for a little while but when i did i let out a little scream & couldn't finish
5. in college, i went home with this boy.... we were making out... he went to bathroom & came back nekkid - i pointed at his dick and said omg - it's a f*cking soup can! i started laughing & it was no longer a soup can... i had to leave

Good question... passing it on.......................name 5 of the most silliest oopsies you've done during sex

 

[Lady Reiha]

1. got my head stuck in between the back of the couch and the seat...
2. my nose piercing got caught in his hair..... umm... you know where
3. scraped his leg with my toenails...eep!
4. his dog came in right at the end of a really good fuck and he (dog) started licking my leg & i didn't notice for a little while but when i did i let out a little scream & couldn't finish
5. in college, i went home with this boy.... we were making out... he went to bathroom & came back nekkid - i pointed at his dick and said omg - it's a f*cking soup can! i started laughing & it was no longer a soup can... i had to leave

Good question... passing it on.......................name 5 of the most silliest oopsies you've done during sex

1. Crushed my ex's dick -_-"- and sprained it
2. accidently slid down someone's dick.. totally by accident!
3. Hit someone in the face during sex- by accident
4. sat on my cat -_-
5. let out a willy



If your S.O. let you have a "List," name the 5 people who'd be on it.

1. Tromby
2. Appy
3. Palmy
4. Wyld
5. Squirtum


name 5 of the weirdest comments you ever got on lit.

 

[nowgirl]

name 5 of the weirdest comments you ever got on lit.

sprained a dick? ouch!!

1. someone called me a f*cking vulture. ouch. that hurt.
2. i had someone PM me on behalf of someone else... kinda looking for a fight. i felt like i was in junior high - passing notes - bitch fight!!
3. i got a PM from a girl who kept sending me pics of these totally plasticy xxx porn girls sucking each others tits. first one was a pleasant surprise but many pics later, my eyes hurt.
4. "call me Sir and refer to yourself as my slut cunt." mmm - and who are you again?? (now perhaps if we got to know each other..... )
5. "what do u look like? how big r ur tits?"

Name 5 threads you lurk in just to laugh or post or... whatever you do....

 

[asian_princess]

sprained a dick? ouch!!

1. someone called me a f*cking vulture. ouch. that hurt.
2. i had someone PM me on behalf of someone else... kinda looking for a fight. i felt like i was in junior high - passing notes - bitch fight!!
3. i got a PM from a girl who kept sending me pics of these totally plasticy xxx porn girls sucking each others tits. first one was a pleasant surprise but many pics later, my eyes hurt.
4. "call me Sir and refer to yourself as my slut cunt." mmm - and who are you again?? (now perhaps if we got to know each other..... )
5. "what do u look like? how big r ur tits?"

Name 5 threads you lurk in just to laugh or post or... whatever you do....

NOW! I sent you those in CONFIDENCE!! *bawls*

... certain AMpic threads... not so much conversation going on... i hate to break the mood with my silliness

... anywhere my SXY posts... it's part of my vigilant stalking regime

... Playgrounders thread...hoping oneday... just maybe oneday... something will happen in there other than Caddlebear and it killing it off every few months or so.

... the Cry thread... um, cos I'm a sadistic bitch??... no, just to make sure my friends are okay... usually they've just gone in to comfort someone else

... the Blurt thread... my home away from home away from home... THIS is the real sadistic bitch thread.



5 things about yourseld you never would divulge on lit

 

[Azuldrgon]

5 things about yourseld you never would divulge on lit

My full real name.
The name of my so.
My kid's names.
My real address.
My work address and phone number.

five things you dreamed about last night.

 

[Cadoras]

If your S.O. let you have a "List," name the 5 people who'd be on it.

1. Tromby
2. Appy
3. Palmy
4. Wyld
5. Squirtum

You don't luff me anymore!

*Runs off crying!*

 

[waynerobertson]

Name 5 reasons why threads die on Literotica.

 

[Daizie]

Name 5 reasons why threads die on Literotica.

1. Lack of interest
2. answers/replies become same ol same ol
3. the Lit police have terminated it
4. the owner has abandoned it (for shame! the poor wittle thread)
5. because I was the last poster and killed it.


5 threads you would like to start but just haven't for whatever reason.

 

[Azuldrgon]

5 threads you would like to start but just haven't for whatever reason.

My dick pic thread.(started the other one instead)
Pics of my car.(dumb idea)
The stories Lit rejected thread.

Only three I can think of.

Back to my above question.

Five things you dreamed about.

 

[Morrigu]

Back to my above question.

Five things you dreamed about.

being burned
being drowned
being smothered
being drained of blood
a full moon

5 things that always wind you up

 

[Azuldrgon]

5 things that always wind you up

a good story
an erotic pic
coming home from work
a soft touch
the right words.

5 ways to release without getting caught. (by kids)

 

[waynerobertson]

Fishing

Hunting

Reading

Net Surfing

Painting

Name 5 different types of cooking

 

[NorCalMan2007]

Baking

Grilling

Boiling

Sauteing

Frying


5 Different Flowers

 

[Morrigu]

5 Different Flowers

rose
orchid
lily
pasion flower
daisy

5 places you would meet a lover

 

[NorCalMan2007]

rose
orchid
lily
pasion flower
daisy

5 places you would meet a lover

Motel
Mall
Her Place
Car
Movie Theatre

5 Lit Ladies that you would love to go on a date with

 

[waynerobertson]

Only 5????

In Alphabetical Order . . .


All Have A Sense Of Humor . . . there are more but I am limited to 5

Name 5 people you would NOT want to date!

 

[Morrigu]

Name 5 people you would NOT want to date!

As you haven't said from Lit..............

my sister
her husband
my best friend
George Clooney
Prince Charles

5 items you know are in your fridge, without looking

 

[playinpussy]

As you haven't said from Lit..............

my sister
her husband
my best friend
George Clooney
Prince Charles

5 items you know are in your fridge, without looking

milk
ketchup
margarine
salad dressing
mushrooms



5 things you would like to take to a deserted Island

 

[HottieMama]

milk
ketchup
margarine
salad dressing
mushrooms



5 things you would like to take to a deserted Island

IPOD...fully loaded.
Paddle
Diet Pepsi
Food
Him

5 things on your desk right now

 

[NorCalMan2007]

IPOD...fully loaded.
Paddle
Diet Pepsi
Food
Him

5 things on your desk right now

Laptop
Webcam
Bottle of Water
Coffee Mug
Writing Pad

5 Things you hope to accomplish over the weekend

 

[playinpussy]

Laptop
Webcam
Bottle of Water
Coffee Mug
Writing Pad

5 Things you hope to accomplish over the weekend

sleep in
laundry
read a book
go for a walk
yard work

 

[waynerobertson]

of the strangest people you have ever met.

 

[nowgirl]

of the strangest people you have ever met.

~ the blind date who took me to a mortuary
~ the guy who set us up - the mortician! - who roomed with me for a month inbetween places... (he was a friend of a friend..) i walked in on him (he knew what time i was coming home from work) masturbating - he had on silk boxers, black sox and dress shes
~ another blind date who kept grabbing his crotch - michael jackson style - and told me i wasn't bikini material... i laughed (he weighed about 250 at 5'8") & told him it's too bad that's what he judged women on 'cuz i LOVED giving blowjobs & now he'd never evern know....
~ PJ - my most annoying customer at work - example: she wanted me to measure a pair of jeans (the size tag said 33" inseam) - they measured 33". she didn't trust my measuring tape so she made me put them on hold and brought in her own measuring tape. they measured 33"
~ bob - a guy a friend of mine married who - at parties - plays the comb through his nose and bought himself tap shoes.

When you think of summer, what 5 things come to mind?

 

[Kinky-Princess]

When you think of summer, what 5 things come to mind?

Lemonade.
Barbeque.
Working in the garden.
4 of july.
Sitting outside and reading.

5 favorite foods to make for a summer picnic?

 

[Wandering Star]

Lemonade.
Barbeque.
Working in the garden.
4 of july.
Sitting outside and reading.

5 favorite foods to make for a summer picnic?

baked beans
potato salad
fried chicken
corn on the cob
rootbeer floats

Name five foreign holidays.