Name 5

[Azuldrgon]

5 things you've always wanted to learn to do

surf.
relax
drive a race car
fly a plane
relax more.

5 places you would rather be right now.

 

[bbwsadieml]

5 places you would rather be right now.

A quiet spot on the beach
A nice hotel room with a guest
A cabin in the mountains
On the plane with him
Backseat of the car makin' out


5 Reasons to stay home

 

[Azuldrgon]

5 Reasons to stay home

lit is really interesting right now.
I want to relax.
the kids are missing me a ton.
The kitchen looks so inviting.
God I need some sleep.

five things to make you want to lay down right now.

 

[Morrigu]

five things to make you want to lay down right now.

The cost of my new windows...........argh
That my bed is just soooooooo comfortable
If there was a scrummy person to lie down with
So that I could bed boogie
If I wanted to study my ceiling

5 people you would want on your side if you were President

 

[asian_princess]

The cost of my new windows...........argh
That my bed is just soooooooo comfortable
If there was a scrummy person to lie down with
So that I could bed boogie
If I wanted to study my ceiling

5 people you would want on your side if you were President

well... certainly not the people who voted for me...stupid idiots.

the guy who's going to paint my portrait, face it...george washington? probably was stingy with the tips with whoever painted his portrait.

the guy who's testing my food for poison... i mean what if he builds up an immunity to cyanide just to spite me and doesnt detect it in my food.

well, frankly, that intern i'm not going to have sexual relations with.

the guy who dresses me... we don't one of those Queen Elizabeth in a curtain debacles.

My dad...cos isn't that how i got into ofice in the first place *bats lashes*

name 5 things to explain why you have a severed hand in your butter compartment

 

[trebor44Maine]

5 thing...

1. Peace
2. Quiet
3. Leasurely day
4. patient foreplay
5. euphoric release

 

[nowgirl]

name 5 things to explain why you have a severed hand in your butter compartment

- my home is just like the addam's family only that creepy hand is kept in the butter dish
- i was pretty pissed off at the last boyfriend.... now where did i put his leg?
- there's a severed hand in my butter??? *sees $$$$$$$ in a lawsuit*
- weren't we having lady fingers for dessert?
- i'm the bionic woman & i keep an extra hand in the fridge for... you know... whatever...

name 5 super-hero attributes you wish you had

 

[Horus_rules]

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name 5 super-hero attributes you wish you had

the ability to fly
x-ray vision
That toad tounge could rock a few worlds
the ability to flex into new positions
to appear to be in two places at the same time


Name 5 reasons to risk falling in love after someone hurts you.

 

[nowgirl]

the ability to fly
x-ray vision
That toad tounge could rock a few worlds
the ability to flex into new positions
to appear to be in two places at the same time


Name 5 reasons to risk falling in love after someone hurts you.

the tongue toad.....

1. you incorrectly equate sexin' it up with love... and you're really horny
2. you're insane
3. you figured there was nothing better to do today
4. he/she's hot
3. because you remember how wonderful it was to be in love... how incredible it is to share your heart and your life with someone... you know the risk is worth the reward



Name 5 things that "tell" you you're falling in love

 

[asian_princess]

the tongue toad.....

1. you incorrectly equate sexin' it up with love... and you're really horny
2. you're insane
3. you figured there was nothing better to do today
4. he/she's hot
3. because you remember how wonderful it was to be in love... how incredible it is to share your heart and your life with someone... you know the risk is worth the reward



Name 5 things that "tell" you you're falling in love

um...gonna go serious with this one...lmfao i find it weird i have to preface with a disclaimer.

...seriously?... heightened libido lol
...complete and total sacrifice of everything just to be with them for one minute of the day
...i spend the day writing really horrendous poetry..."love...glove...dove..."
... thinking of the future...with them...
...um...the other person telling me."you're falling in love with me".. and who am I to argue? i'm falling in love ith Him he must be smart!


name 5 things that shouldn't ever be put on a pizza

 

[Morrigu]

Name 5 things that "tell" you you're falling in love

Oh I'll try this........

The need to hear that voice
That I can remember how they smell (I'm talking yummy smell here)
I think of ways to make them smile
That their name appears in my journal (real name, rather than one I've made up)
That I want to hug the whole world

5 pet names you have called lovers

 

[rather_restless]

1. Corn - why they do that is Asia I'll never know

2. Fruit and

3. Cream Cheese - if it is a pizza it is savory, if it is desert call it desert

4. Cheese made with edible oil products. If it is not good cheese it is bad pizza.

5. Ground beef - this one is more of a guideline than a rule - call it a personal preference

name 5 places you should definitely not masturbate

 

[nowgirl]

1. Corn - why they do that is Asia I'll never know

2. Fruit and

3. Cream Cheese - if it is a pizza it is savory, if it is desert call it desert

4. Cheese made with edible oil products. If it is not good cheese it is bad pizza.

5. Ground beef - this one is more of a guideline than a rule - call it a personal preference

name 5 places you should definitely not masturbate

omg i totally read your answers as 5 pet names you call your lover. LOL now i see the pizza reference

1. church
2. at the table during dinner but you're at thanksgiving dinner with family
3. when on the webcam but you're not having a sex conversation - you're camming with your mom
4. in the checkout line at Target
5. when you're getting your review from your boss

Name 5 things you like to do before you do "it"

 

[rather_restless]

omg i totally read your answers as 5 pet names you call your lover. LOL now i see the pizza reference

1. church
2. at the table during dinner but you're at thanksgiving dinner with family
3. when on the webcam but you're not having a sex conversation - you're camming with your mom
4. in the checkout line at Target
5. when you're getting your review from your boss

Name 5 things you like to do before you do "it"

1. Talk - sometimes about hopes, dreams, problems, ambitions - sometimes about your naughtiest fantasies (note - talk is not always mandatory)

2. Kiss - long, deep, wet kisses... of course this is part of "it" so not sure if it should be listed here

3. Put on a condom - well I don't like to do it, but sadly it is usually a pretty darn good idea

4. Get any props (if desired for this session) and get them handy - nothing worse than breaking the momentum

5. Have a pee - see the reason for number 4

name the 5 things you would take to a desert island

 

[nowgirl]

name the 5 things you would take to a desert island

1. sunblock
2. chapstick
3. life time supply of diet-coke & an ice machine
4. can i bring another person?
5. the dirty stories i've downloaded from Lit

Name 5 people you'd like to be stranded with on that island?

 

[rather_restless]

1. sunblock
2. chapstick
3. life time supply of diet-coke & an ice machine
4. can i bring another person?
5. the dirty stories i've downloaded from Lit

Name 5 people you'd like to be stranded with on that island?

1. MacGuever... I mean duh!

2. nowgirl... I mean duh!

3. One of the guys from Iron Chef

4. Survivorman ( that OLN show dude)

5. oh what the heck - Drew Barrymore before she had her breasts reduced

name 5 foods that double as playthings

 

[Morrigu]

name 5 foods that double as playthings

Nana
Cream
Celery.......cos you can use it to flick things at people (then it breaks but hey)
breadsticks......swords
Cherry tomatoes.......marbles

5 things you would take on a space flight

 

[Cadoras]

Nana
Cream
Celery.......cos you can use it to flick things at people (then it breaks but hey)
breadsticks......swords
Cherry tomatoes.......marbles

5 things you would take on a space flight

Hmmmmm.... Space....

1. Pizza shapes, lots and lots of pizza shapes (They're all you really need to eat.... Anything more would just be greedy!)
2. An english to random alien gibberish dictionary (I'd hate to run into aliens and not know how to communicate with them....)
3. An anal probe (Aliens seem to like them.... So I need to have gifts for them! After all, who knows when I'll meet an alien again, I should make a good impression!)
4. A map... (I don't want to get lost in space.... Who knows what will happen to me if I'm stuck in black and white, with a bunch of really strange people and a nervous, junky robot?)
5. My phone... (I'm sure it'll work in space! And how else will people get in touch with me? It'll also be useful if I happen to meet ET.... Then he can phone home!)

5 handy replacements, if your wooden leg breaks!

 

[Bacetti]

5 handy replacements, if your wooden leg breaks!

*Huggles* Hi CaddleHuggleBear!!

...my grandfather actually had a wooden leg. *nods*

1. Fireplace poker
2. Twirling Baton
3. Leftover PVC pipe from the plumbing project that will never be finished
4. Rolling pin
5. Plunger

5 Awesome Make You Smile and Dance Songs

 

[nowgirl]

5 Awesome Make You Smile and Dance Songs

- alcohol - barenaked laides
- let's go crazy / erotic city (b-side) - prince
- doe a deer, a female deer... that sound of music song... it always makes me smile because of my nephews
- love is the law - suburbs
- basketcase - green day ... i love these lyrics in a weird way

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
All at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or I'm just stoned

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
That's bringing me down
I went to a whore
She said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause
It's bringing her down​

5 things you're avoiding this week but you absolutely must do?

 

[*professorx*]

- alcohol - barenaked laides
- let's go crazy / erotic city (b-side) - prince
- doe a deer, a female deer... that sound of music song... it always makes me smile because of my nephews
- love is the law - suburbs
- basketcase - green day ... i love these lyrics in a weird way

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
All at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or I'm just stoned

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
That's bringing me down
I went to a whore
She said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause
It's bringing her down​

5 things you're avoiding this week but you absolutely must do?

mowing the lawn
updating my computer
going to my sister in laws to change her electric switc
having to take the boys to mini golf instead of golf for me
and hmmm answering this questio

5 celebrities that you want to sleep with

 

[Velvet_Glove]

1. Antonio Bandaras
2. Sean Connery (before Diamonds are Forever)
3. Tim Robbins
4. Johnny Depp
5. Jessica Alba

Name five celebrities who annoy the bejesus out of you.

 

[ruggerohio]

Name five celebrities who annoy the bejesus out of you.

1. Paris Hilton
2. Jessica Simpson
3. Brittany Spears
4. Michael VIck
5. Lindsay Lohan

Name 5 celebrities you think about during sex/masturbation

 

[*professorx*]

Name five celebrities who annoy the bejesus out of you.

1. Paris Hilton
2. Jessica Simpson
3. Brittany Spears
4. Michael VIck
5. Lindsay Lohan

Name 5 celebrities you think about during sex/masturbation

fergie
carmen electra
posh
halle berry
raquel welch (30 years ago)

5 sexiest movie scenes

 

[bbwsadieml]

5 sexiest movie scenes

The bathtub scene with Kevin Costner and Susan Sarandon in Bull Durham

Michelle Pfeiffer singing "Making Whoopee" in Fabulous Baker Boys

Kevin Spacey jerking off in the shower in American Beauty (hey, I'm sorry, but I thought that was freakin' hot)

The sex between Ellen Barkin and Dennis Quaid in The Big Easy (really hot!!)

The kiss John Wayne gives to Maureen O'Hara in The Quiet Man when he storms into the house and the wind is blowing and ... WOW ... to be kissed like that. *sigh*

5 sexiest movie scenes you'd like to recreate in your own life